people are always sayin' the moons made of cheese but nobody's askin' what *kind* of cheese 🤔

i am not high but i am high

buff femmes 🫠🫠🫠

👎

crazyyyy getting texted from an old flame realizing i still definitely love her, but i want to put that energy and connection into being a better friend. one that i should have been from the beginning

free cocktails* always fly alaskan 🙂‍↕️

turns out i look my best when im ~14 miles into the trail

Just got back from the craziest flight of my life insane turbulence most of the flight, we were in the very back and this poor girl was throwing up half the flight, smelled awful. and the guy in the expensive suit next to me was tweaking the whole time but the flight attendant gave us free drinks!

THANK YOU SAN FRANCISCO (ft. porch light and yours truly)

i'm such a bad friend 🙃

happy tdov :)

i'm her(e)

found it! "A tale you won't believe" by captain tractor turns out it's based after a real guy, Alexander Pearce the convict killer

ok so this is a long shot but it's driving me insane do any of you know of a rock song about a group of people (i can't remember the circumstances) who go crazy and kill/eat each other one by one until there's two of them left i heard it years ago and i cannot find it for the life of me 💀

my son

a new splash of color to my tattoo :3

hmmm how cringe would it be to pick my last name after a mtg card 🤔

deer in the west are so chill. you can share a yard, crack open a beer with them and talk sports deer in the east are crazy. they'll jump in front of your car, smash your window, steal your keys and go an have sex with your girlfriend

once again packing up everything i own to go live on the other end of the country this time south to north! everything is so surreal, crazy déjà vu

march 2026 vs march 2024 still have not found the good lighting 🤦‍♀️

LIVE WITH NO REGRETS DREAM BIG STAY AWESOME

life is like a woman, you take it as she comes

i am so out of my element here. i need to go back into the woods

getting distracted by cows while having a serious conversation with a friend and them asking "are you even listening?" i am just so fed up with myself lately

had the pleasure of meeting this massive lad today! also fun fact banana slugs are hermaphrodites :)

one of those days where i've been on the verge of crying since i woke up for no damn reason anyways i got my car insurance updated 🥳

i have made more rocks than any of you

girl needs to shave

overjoyed at the mirror that is my height

Please read Monk & Robot such a good read about a happy buddy adventure with a tea monk and their robot companion :) made me reconsider my existence and my relationship to people

sexy dork

nothing hits quite like a "are you doing ok?" from your boss at 6 in the morning

holy shit i start my new job and leave for a new state in like a month 😳

3 childhood movies that molded you into who you are today? 1. flushed away 2. robots 3. wall-e

Stop deforestation

every time a girl shaves her bush an angel loses their wings 🕊️

hair is blue now but i'm lowkey really not feeling it. which is a shame cause i really digged how it looked when i bleached it probably gonna end up dying it dark soon. maybe green or raven blue?

bleached 😎

she's beautiful

as much as i love the outdoors i totally get why indoors is a thing so nice to be warm, dry and clean after being out in the shit all day

i want to hug whoever invented biscuits and gravy

mmmmmmmm hot shower after working in the rain all day 🤤

this dry chud forgot to moisturize

new tat

you: in your mind palace me: cracking open a beer in my mind dirt lot and staring at a cow

girlperson in gold

doodlin'

I finally beat Peak

RFK Jr’s jeans were permanently fused to his body after an adverse reaction to something called “Slug Soup” caused him to diarrhea out a biological sludge. Scientists believe this “living slime” imbued his jeans with a rudimentary form of life, and both now enjoy a symbiotic relationship