in my life i will plan and host a "puppygirl mud wrestling contest" where any self identified puppygirl can compete for the glorious honor of being covered in mud the best, and anybody can watch

I've got a book coming out soon, and if you sign up for my mailing list, you'll be the very first to know when it comes out—and when you'll get to read about Eris, Comet Halley, and how one romance in Neptune orbit will change the fate of the Solar System forever! news.loveconquersallgames.com

BUST SKETCH - Eating ! Limited slots are open, more examples on page ko-fi.com/c/a065c2f606

The Super Mario 64 source code lists names for Mario's footstep sounds. The list starts off normal but becomes poetic with names like "Footsteps in the Fallen Leaves" and "More Than Anyone Else in the World". It turns out the names are actually taken from a 1994 dating simulator.

yoshi is incontinent from always blowing out his cloaca with giant eggs

i hate that baby bitch mario and his gay dog luigi

lets all post hole for the next week straight in solidarity with me

mocha...

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sorry i haven't been working on comms recently, ive been really exhausted and stressed and don't wanna put negative energy into work im doing for other people or half ass em just to get em done

dr pepper flavored estrogen

with the darkness encroaching i need things to do every week to keep me normalized. i need play dates

its like shedding

have u been to the nexus in recent times? its quite warped,

its stated clearly at the beginning of my sexually wild fable that the characters depicted within are being played by fictional actors who have all rehearsed the actions of the pages and worked out their discomforts beforehand. the theater is the place where u let acting happen, so shut up.

sure the box is only a couple inches wide, and maaaaybe a few feet tall, but u dont even know how deep it is yet! why not try n squeeze in? maybe its spacious

Hello everybody welcome back to another episode of Critical Mrs.! Where I, Mrs. Jenneighfer K. Walters-MacLiam, put my journalism degree to poor use analyzing the games my hubby has been playing each and every week! Before we get into the giant cartoon meat and potatoes lets give a big thanks to thi

bomb rush cyberfunk is the only game to ever fill me with such heavy feelings so as to contemplate writing an essay about it and i have been battling myself out of doing so since shortly after the game's release. imho it fails any idea it has other than "be mechanically ok jsr clone"

most of the time i just wanna make u guys find things for me. earlier i saw a post on my "popular w friends" tab linking to a video that was apparently a clip of a visualizer the person had made but i didnt look at it because i closed the app and forgot. and now i cant find it and my head hurts help

please wear a mask!!!!!!! www.pmc19.com/data/index.php

ok well ive hit a dead end on the overlay thing short of learning shader code (deeply not interested but also most immediately solves my problem), but i did figure why my javascript things werent properly rendering as transparent and fixed that so thats something at least

question for obs users!!! is there any plugin or shader or something that adds in specifically the (poorly titled for seo) "overlay" blend mode, as seen in photoshop, csp, gimp, etc...? its like really important to how i combine effects together and sorely wanted for

why would anybody want ur cum if its not even strong enough to shoot out of ur penis without help? u have quitter's sperm.

halloween couples costume ideas: - gay mario and straight luigi - gay peach and straight daisy - transmasc bowser and sissy hypno mario - transfem yoshi and detrans birdo - MAGA king boo and neolib petey piranha

I would kill for a slice of life queer young adult magical adventure realm with a twist of cosmic comfy horror about desexualized bi lesbian youths learning swords & sorcery & critiquing the Bury Your Gays trope, written exclusively by and for women in their 30s with husbands 💭 🚪🧎‍♂️🚽

Everyone's gotta rest sometimes, especially Shu! She's a mainstay in my high end squads, she needs some R&R

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a detail that appears with fairly regular occurrence in many personal accounts of the Nazi regime is how many individuals died from stroke, heart attacks, and similar health complications because of the stress and despondency that was inflicted on those whose lives were ruined by the regime.

lets hear it for the toys

🐑🍬🌈My new Happy Hardcore set is now on youtube with setlist! thanks again to @gumdiseasexox.bsky.social for the sweet visuals B) youtu.be/xWD4darEgp0

Luna-Terra and Pluto stickers have finally hit my shop! There are significantly more LTs than Plutos so act fast 💨 maxds.bigcartel.com

THE GIRLS ARE LIVE GO GO GO

GOING LIIIIVE! Music will start in a few mins! twitch.tv/normalforgirls

Six hours until it's GO TIME!!!

THIS FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 12th AT 6PM PT I'm doing a Happy Hardcore DJ stream! Visuals will be provided by @gumdiseasexox.bsky.social , I'm super excited for it! Join us for some hard beats on twitch.tv/normalforgirls !

hi everybody i just want u to know that i just finished working on the viz for this and it looks pretty crazy

r u getting excited? huh? r u feeling really happy??? yay??

im very excited about the future and im very thankful to be a fag and the present day and the present time, i feel like im in a very special place surrounded by very special people and animals and i wanna do everything i can to be a worthy part of everything i have been given

i got bit by a dog i work with today (im fine) so hopefully i get some cool new super powers soon