ENOUGH bra straps!!!! die your death inside my BRASS TRAP!!!

Tim Sweeney throwing his hat on the ground and stomping on it yelling “I wanted a game built off exploited children! It should have been me!”

Got the new apartment I really wanted. It’s thankfully substantially cheaper than my current one. Just gotta figure out moving all my shit.

It’s great that politics is just elder abuse now. Shuffling these octogenarians around so ghouls propping them up stay in power.

It’s funny when Legend of Zelda fanart has someone call Link fairy boy. “Hey faggot!”

Destiny is hitting your dick with a hammer. Warframe is hitting your dick with a hammer and at least enjoying it. Marathon is asking mommy to hit your dick with a hammer.

Paulie Walnuts was really the Baby Yoda of the Sopranos.

Thanks for showing me a shitheads dumb idea over and over again yall.

kitbashed an outfit.

Normal outfit when going to the convenience store.

(1ST DAY AS A CENOBITE) hey guys. glad to be here. mostly here for the pleasure & not so much into pain but i can adapt. learning on the job haha. BUTTERHEAD: lol it thinks pain and pleasure are divisible WOMAN CENOBITE: look at mx fuckin "i like pleasure" over here LMAO FRANK: yeah not cool man

Had to break it off with her cuz she wanted to be my little ash tray and I can’t start smoking again.

Imagine being a wolf and sucking your own cock then the knot gets stuck in your mouth.

making my first roulette post for Noelle Fashions #CourageousArt

be careful leaving your snacks outside! 🍉🐛 #art #pokemon #pokemonart

#marathon #yuri hunter and prey

yeah

Piper!

Durandal is autistic about bugs and we’re the bugs.

I want to see your giant titty fursona. Here’s mine by: bsky.app/profile/dyrd...

The San Antonio Spurs have lost track of the Coyote. Just received word Knicks fans are crucifying him in Times Square.

It’s so good. This fucks bro. This cums inside me on a risky day. It gets me pregnant with your child. This has us raising a child together it’s so good.

It’s so good. This fucks bro. This cums inside me on a risky day. It gets me pregnant with your child. This has us raising a child together it’s so good.

The Twin Towers have been added back to New York after spending 25 years in the Destiny Content Vault.

The San Antonio Spurs have lost track of the Coyote. Just received word Knicks fans are crucifying him in Times Square.

fucking moo or something

I want to see your giant titty fursona. Here’s mine by: bsky.app/profile/dyrd...

Thinking kid me should have put lunchables in the easy bake oven. Come on kid are you even trying?

Talking to AI like you’re ordering a pizza from a small time restaurant. “Eyyy chop chop buddy! Times a wastin lets goooo!”

Durandal is autistic about bugs and we’re the bugs.

Can add my entire follow list into a group chat? It’d be faunny.

Alright, hopefully the works! #rougewednesday

fucked up that mephiles just stabbed sonic. i couldve done that if i wanted to but thats boring. notice how everyone remembers that weird chick kissing him more than the fact that he died. they'll remember it when i crush his dunb ass with a big robot shaped like my head

There’s a bit in the TADC finale where Zooble wipes away a tear from Gangle’s face. They do it with a fucked up claw hand which just made me think of pirate girlfriend. “That me hook”

Ew why are you watching that old movie? Ya know that background is just painted on.

At work they’re gunna tell you to not chit chat or talk with other employees. Only talk to your AI agents.

People are more willing to role over than they admit. I imagine once Discord pushes through their ID stuff most folks will just give in.

Stop praying for my aunt she’s too powerful now! I saw her tear a guy in half!

rouxls means business!