There's a 50 cent verse stuck in my head but I don't like his version, I'm just in love with the way em stresses his voice when he does it

she’ll bloom any minute now

My tummyyyyyy

I need to use more teeth when eating ass

shabbat sha-puppy

MY TV CHANHED SETTINGS AND NOW IT UNMUTES WHEN I TURN IT ON THIS IS AUDIOLOGICAL WARFARE

I don't know why any of you still think anything is real lol

Finally getting around to watching 8 mile

Chronic pain moment (I sexed too hard)

See, if this were Jimmy Kimmel, who got 1.6 million viewers on a median night, libs would be all over it. Since it's trans people, there won't be a sound.

poly girls be like

She literally just came in me and then opened grindr

ZOHRAN MAMDANI (After kissing another man): No Cuomo GAY MAN: no Cuomo MAMDANI (turning to the camera): this Pride, its time to say no to billionaires making our city unaffordable and yes to the diversity that makes our city so amazing. (MAMDANI kisses another gay man.) No Cuomo.

It's the last day of my birthday special on OnlyFans. I know you're probably sick of hearing about it. Honestly, I'm sick of promoting it. But it's the only thing keeping food on the table and the lights on and I'm getting VERY close to having to choose between those two things.

Hey y’all, so I hate that I have to do this and honestly I should have done it about a month ago, maybe even setting up an actual go fund me but asking for help is scary and I’m trying not to feel ashamed. More details below. I need ~$3,000 My cashapp is SGB9124, dm me for other payment apps ILY🥺

I'm using grindr for its intended purpose: talking about pokemon with other trans women

He's not a twink, he's nineteen

Honestly fucking misogynistic that I’m the one getting arrested while you’re the one who misleading called this business a “head shop.”

I got tired of begging cis people to spare my life so long ago

cis people don’t understand trans people have been living with a gun to our head for nine months and every so often the guy holding it yells BANG and we’re expected to go on as normal

hi, cis folks! trans people need your help! the FY26 budget gets a vote by 9/30. GOP wants a ban on funds for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE. they're trying for other bans, too. we need you to call senators like chuck who don't get it: reps.fyi info & script in the🧵⬇️

Speedrunning jerking off by using the "controlling my girlfriends hand" technique

The most rapist song is everybody talks by the neon trees

Polyamory students be like “sorry I can’t hang out tonight I have a group sex assignment due tomorrow morning”

Taking three blinkers b2b2b before exhaling at all

Scary flying shark

humiliation pov: popular tranny mean girl reads out all your bad posts and laughs at you

Saying fuck during sex and having her cover your mouth saying you aren't allowed to say those words

Happy Repac 2 Day! #pacman #pacmanworld2repac

"Abolish ICE" is the compromise position. you're not allowed to talk about the actual position

Domme that gives you a gold star every time you put on a video that isn't smosh or northernlion

Body ouchie, so much work

death to fascism

Paid 99 cents for 55 dollars worth of groceries There is no couponer more powerful than me

Disability sex is so intimate Like yeah please come fuck me throat because I literally can't do this any other way right now Yeah have me on my side that way this causes less pain for me for the next three days Help me stretch out my legs when their tight and then finish with my hole

in the same way a lot of people don't realize they're one bad day away from becoming disabled, most people don't realize they're only one or two beautiful women away from being into one of the pawblematic kinks. you know the ones.

I spend my days off by picking up extra shifts and working

Can a cisgender person be gender abolitionist – the greatest thread in the history of bluesky, locked by a moderator after 12,239 comments of heated debate

Ok sure you’re married but is she your biological wife?

Still thinking about the time seven months ago that someone said I have perfect glass skin

Fun fact my onlyfans with all my old content is still up, link in bio

I'm ignoring your dm because your ugly

People that don't know you should wait a couple weeks after your last theoretical exposure before you go and get tested for STI's,, If you get rawed and tested the next day, that test won't be able to detect anything that you potentially picked up in that encounter

I'm transexual as in I only fuck hot trans bitches

when you see your gf booba for the billionth time

does anyone want to help me pay my impending rent? i spent all my money on groceries & have ~$10 left lol 😅 ko-fi.com/mommyswomb ca/vm: mommywiseau

As a masochist, I hope hell is real

calling in slutty to work