have you heard? it's milf monday

Sex Worker Saturday.. and I’m at 1/10 Fansly subs for my little goal. Would love to see more of you over there. It’s nice to feel appreciated in ways that matter 🖤

Got some movement last night! We're at $572/$1000 Thank you to everyone

i am once again asking someone to come shave the top of my butt crack bc i can't fucking see/reach it

i gave a shiba inu a nail trim today and didn't get bit so basically i'm capable of anything 💪🏼

someone subscribe to my nakedness (or multiple someones) onlyfans.com/vampirose fans.ly/vampirose

i did a workout please clap

i am once again getting naked

getting bonked back to horny jail again

if i only have one orgasm i don't want it 🙅🏼‍♀️

it's either 6 orgasms or nothing for me

i miss my old play partner waaaahh why can't everyone just move to where i am

no i don't want my phone to do it i want a fairy assistant 😤

fucking wish i could have a little fairy in my ear reminding me to take care of myself like stretching and drinking water and taking my meds

ok my body hurts

hi ho hi ho to horny jail i go

anyways, men who immediately grab my throat when they meet me are my kind of men

listen i've been inconsistent as hell since being sick the gut is atrocious

ok i desperately need a gut reset what the hell

yeah kinda need to make out with more people

sometimes you gotta hook up with a rando in a rando parking lot

not feral like horny but feral like biting into flesh

in need of biting someone's neck 🧛🏼‍♀️

FLOOR TIME

cried a lot during therapy so i will be doing nothing the remainder of the day

me and my body are just not friends anymore

kinda trash that i just suddenly cannot have orgasms

idk can i masturbate these fucking germs out of my body??????

just watched the mail person pop their tire and that's on karma for throwing my package yesterday 💖

especially bc my immune system is hot garbage

not looking forward to the colder weather bc all that means is i will likely be sick on a monthly basis

FUCK being sick

trent opening with right where it belongs hit me in the feels. that song always gets me

there was an orioles game tn also and the crowds walking to either the game or nine inch nails was WILDLY opposite and the fact that you could tell who was who was comical 😂

seeing nine inch nails live is the only time i really feel alive

4:44

ok i'll finally be back to regular posting on my sites this week!!!!!! 🙌🏼 sorry for being so flakey the past month, between health things and job things my brain hasn't been able to keep up. and i REALLY AND TRULY appreciate those who have stuck around despite my lack of providing the good stuff ❤️❤️

3 days 3 days 3 days 3 days

1 more week!!!!

just got about 10 tubes of blood taken 🫠

why would she do this!?!!?!

leave me alone i'm eating cheese

don't wanna work today (or ever again) glad i lasted a month at this ass cheeks job but cannot wait for my last day

i love eric andre

need a heat pack for my whole body today

alone in the house heat pad on my knee my legs are sore from walking and i kinda have to pee

been drinking houseplant and these are life changing, especially as a mom who wouldn't smoke in front of my kid and also won't smoke alone bc my partner can't due to lung issues and i prob shouldn't either at this point. but anyway this has improved my mood drastically

ordered the hellraiser revival collectors edition to make me feel better

i will try tho, for my health's sake