I have a deeply held religious belief that the Mariners have a rare opportunity to close the hellmouth opened by the Cubs in 2016

Good morning, Mariners fans. MLB has uploaded the entirety of the bottom of the 15th of last night's ALDS Game 5 on YouTube.

HUMPY WON THE SALMON RACE

Synth girl who vocal stims after sex. call that Polly phonic after touch

snowflake millennials are ruining this country

a massive loss for Seattle, and a disappointment for me personally; I was planning on purchasing a membership to @siffnews.bsky.social once the Egyptian reopened

cuyahoga

found myself in a pit for the first time tonight. did a wall of death. proud of myself but i need to make sure i wear a bra next time

My podcast Midnights with the Lizard Wizard is now on YouTube! Give us a subscribe? youtu.be/7iBi7LGdF-Q

finally seeing @ekkoastral.bsky.social tonight and i’m so pumped. also jeff rosenstock and pup are cool too i guess

make my wife happy! listen to our podcast about the weird band you probably meant to get more into! midnightswiththelizardwizard.simplecast.com/episodes/000...

if you’re obsessive and compulsive, ERP 👏 👏 if you’re obsessive and compulsive, ERP 👏 👏 if you’re obsessive and compulsive and your every thought repulsive if you’re obsessive and compulsive, ERP 👏 👏

do you know how much i hate that stitch fix is actually good?

four very good movies

get yourself partners who find your giddiness about penguins adorable and endearing <3

you should listen to my new podcast: Midnights with The Lizard Wizard. my wife and I are listening through the entire King Gizz discography without having heard any of it before. we're already bigger fans than you, cause we have a podcast about them and you don't.

I’m making a new podcast with @noellemidnight.com as we listen through King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard for the first time from start to finish! Listen along with us!

NEW PODCAST! I just launched a new show with @yael.gay titled Midnights with the LIzard Wizard. Join as as we listen chronologically to the entire King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard discography, in order, having never heard it before. midnightswiththelizardwizard.simplecast.com/episodes/000...

You know why the Brits are so anti-Trans Women? Because the English love T.

this video from @polyphonic.nebula.tv reminding me once again that Sinners is one of the best movies I’ve ever seen youtu.be/2eq1fuWU1TA?...

Happy New Year 🩶

apocalypse now holds up even though i’m a girl now

ok but really though it was great for candids first and foremost

You know things are rough when the AAUP's advice on how to use social media is just "set all your accounts to private."

first colbert and now kimmel, so all that’s left is fallon and well, i just don’t see any reason they’d bother going after fallon

car jumped the university bridge during a police chase now i just need carrie fisher and a rocket launcher and my dreams will be answered

somehow i ended up on german geography tiktok (ok let’s be honest i know how) and even german geography tiktoks make 7-1 jokes against brazil i love soccer so much

Um, definitely don't do this every year 😳 Actually, it's true that I don't do this every year. Many years I'm not even in synagogue 😆

turns out the best antidote for depression is women

amazon people are currently ruining my depression drinking

a physics teacher of mine liked to tell us about how abortion was evil, about how Black people were genetically less intelligent than white people, and took us on a field trip to his property to shoot firearms. this all in a very liberal public school in a wealthy suburban community

well, there’s the weeping that was bound to come today

can any German speakers parse this 200 year old handwriting for me, please?

can any German speakers parse this 200 year old handwriting for me, please?

still thinking about them today. about how they survived because they were rich. about how they became impoverished when they fled. about how they were “lucky” to be targeted early. about how they had to fake their identities to escape. what was it like for them from 1933 *until* Kristallnacht?

I’m thinking a lot tonight about my grandfather and his parents who came to the US from Germany in 1939

a couple weeks back i went on a photo walk with some friends to Discovery Park and had an absolutely lovely time. and i got a lovely portrait of my wonderful @yael.gay

i am afraid of going back to work as trans

english “shower” is cognate to the russian word that means “north”

three years i've lived on the west coast and sometimes i still fuck up and think the ocean is to the east

i’ve been seeing people saying kirk was “just a podcaster” this minimizes the harm he did he was one of the two leading figures (along with rufo) in the ongoing and successful campaign to destroy american education, and in particular a campaign against queer faculty and students

this photo of @ultraviolet.gay and @mbbischoff.com is absolutely my favorite from the first ever roll of film i’ve shot

not to be like orientation-determinist about it, but: Pre-Keynesian macroeconomists, presumably heterosexual: "what's most important in this depression is to change nothing while the employment rate lies back and thinks of England." Keynes, bi king: "maybe we should try to get this party started."

just saying, little chance that shooter is trans if he’s that close with his father

at least i didn’t make it onto charlie’s watchlist

it’s hard not to think about how he founded the one organization that is most likely to get me specifically targeted by violence

hey yael, what have you been doing for the past year?

they replaced my favorite candies with dubai chocolate at the h-mart mini market by my work and i’m upset