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i will not comment on the thing at oklahoma i will not comment on the thing at oklahoma i will not comment on the thing at oklahoma i will n

watch more women’s sports! go torrent!

"Is Gene from Bob’s Burgers AGP or HSTS" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

This is our best episode yet and you should listen to it

It's once again time for Midnights with the Lizard Wizard, and this week we're looking at Float Along - Fill Your Lungs. A raja rock psych album that floats its way through the 60s. Enjoy. midnightswiththelizardwizard.simplecast.com/episodes/004...

in 2025 I went from having a date for a vaginoplasty to being pretty sure I’ll never be able to get surgery and I’m going to cry

The most beautiful headline I’ve read in a long, long time

pretty sure this isn’t serious so i’m not addressing jenny but for anyone who needs to hear: *please* don’t trade options (a “put” is a kind of option) unless you know exactly what you’re doing. reddit doesn’t need more stories of people losing tens of thousands they don’t have

Midnights with the Lizard Wizard hits the road! It’s nice to get to listen with Noëlle for once

I chose an econ major over a linguistics one because it would provide job opportunities outside of academia, and then I stayed in school too long

Just recorded our best episode of Midnights with the Lizard Wizard to date. That was a goddamn blast. If you haven't heard Float Along - Fill Your Lungs yet, get a listen in before the episode drops on Wednesday.

The episode we recorded today for Float Along – Fill Your Lungs is the best and funniest one we’ve done yet. Y’all should listen to this one

🦎 Giveaway! I made a few of my 12 Bar 11x17 posters on black cardstock so I’m gonna do a giveaway for one of ‘em here! How to enter: - reply with your favorite 12 Bar Bruise track - Repost! I’ll announce the winner on Nov 28!

early morning record for Midnights with the Lizard Wizard today. Trying so hard to stay on track even with the challenges of Noëlle’s new work schedule

Favorite ferry fact: the ferry is one of only two legal ways to consume alcohol while on a Washington state highway

I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.

After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity

OH: you *seem* like you should be a lefty

Updating the spreadsheet of things we need to listen to for the podcast.

Welcome Comrade Vance to the side of police abolition

No. they’re not saying pedophilia is good. they’re saying homosexuality is bad. if you’re gonna publicize this evil, name the evil correctly or you’re actually making things worse. these monsters are out to undo the entire project of lgbt rights and they say it outright. don’t bury the lede.

Orville Peck released a cover on his latest album Appaloosa Of “Maybe This Time” from Cabaret!

I made an MS Paint-style flowchart for the OCD girlies

The voters should be banned from ever watching a baseball game again. Clearly they haven’t ever watched one before, they won’t miss it

yet another blow to US exceptionalism in the American Century of Humiliation.

MLS is switching to the european calendar? holy fuck i never expected this would happen in a million years

you know things are bad when you’re on the same time as anish fucking kapoor

the French on the other hand are way ahead of us on the rehabilitation of political pederasts

I’m glad Seattle is entering our Wilsonian era. We are desperate for a Return to Normalcy

King Gizz fans! Tired of the rave sets? Check out the latest episode of Midnights with the Lizard Wizard! We’re talking about 2013’s Eyes Like The Sky! I bet they aren’t doing *these* songs in the rave sets

This week on Midnights with the Lizard Wizard, we're looking at King Gizzard's second LP: Eyes Like The Sky. It's a spaghetti western, for all the good and bad that entails. Come dig in with us. midnightswiththelizardwizard.simplecast.com/episodes/003...

tfw when I'm not allowed to see the aurora borealis

Harrell to Spend More Time with Most Of His Family: tinyurl.com/z5z3xvd4

WE GOT A GOOD MAYOR WOOOOOOO

Congratulations to Mayor-Elect Katie Wilson! @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social I’m looking forward to working together in building a city that is affordable, safe, and thriving for working families!

i’m scared of charlotte too as a former north carolinian but probably not the way that rep harrigan means. i just have a phobia of big cities with literally nothing to do. the most fun you can have in charlotte is going to ikea

"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible

1) I saw some of the clips of the pitches in question, these boys guilty as hell 2) Congratulations to MLB for officially joining the NBA in putting on a hot dog suit and asking "We're trying to figure out how this happened"

it’s suddenly clear why the Guardians’ closer was so much worse this year

Update

it’s honestly been a while since i’ve seen someone not just imply but actually *write* the slur that jews use to refer to traitorous members of our own community. 2 minutes scrolling on twitter and there it was, for the crime of a trans OTD woman supporting mamdani.

Seattle's mayoral race will end up quite close; that could make 'challenged' ballots that had some issue key to resolving the race. WA allows voters to "cure" their ballot, i.e. come in and explain or fix issues like forgetting a signature. (Not all states allow this.) Info from the county:

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

i have a headache, but must record a podcast. pray for me.

Here you go!

After hundreds of hours of reading and research, my 2025 Starter Guide to transfeminine literature is finally live! No matter your experience level, there's a book for you! 🏳️‍⚧️📚 #transbooks The list covers a vast range of genres. There are 78 handcrafted recs on this list, and I've read all but two.

I just sent an email to 370 people that was meant for 7 people. Fuck me.

Dogs and cats getting along