It’s the best omg! My little girl is going to college!!!!!!!!

My funny, talented, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful, patient, and kind stepdaughter got accepted to her top choice school this morning. I'm so incredibly proud for her that I almost started sobbing in the breakfast line. What an amazing woman.

It’s been two minutes and my Christian mother hasn’t responded to my text message. Rapture?

"transgender is ferrari"

Oh my God it happened!! The Rapture! I got left behind but Jesus took my wife up to heaven! And my dog but not my cat. And also the nest egg we kept in that old Folgers tin. I was so confused at first that I panicked and called her best friend Doug to see if she was with him but he’s gone too!

What time does the rapture happen tomorrow?

This turtles face when the narrator says “around the anus and genitals”

Happy Monday, cuties

Is this about me?

So it was all your work?! #SilentHill2

Happy Monday, cuties

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Bowser wtf

The pure exhilaration of finding the bench, Bellway, and map in Bilewater, holy shit

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Dawn at dawn, what could be greater

more like average leastfly

Watching a little baseball is a nice break from my transsexual spider game

Hornet loves doing estradiol injections!

Zero suit hornet goes hard

Every new bench I get in this bullshit Mt Silksong Celeste is a fucking miracle

OMG YES I DID IT YES

i have played neither of these games but have been assured this is accurate

This turtles face when the narrator says “around the anus and genitals”

CAL RALEIGH!!!!

Is this about me?

As someone who missed it in theaters: Fuck yes

‘Sinners’ is reportedly returning to 70mm IMAX theaters for Halloween 🎃

SILKSONG SPOILERS BUT YES HOLY SHIT I DID IT

OMG YES I DID IT YES

Every new bench I get in this bullshit Mt Silksong Celeste is a fucking miracle

Oh my god lol This Dutch late night host absolutely eviscerates Trump and Disney- you gotta watch how

there should be more frogs in general

Final Fantasy XII doesn’t get enough credit for being like ‘what if Chewbacca was built like this’

They put Celeste in my Silksong

Zero suit hornet goes hard

I don’t wanna work or be an enemy of the state I just wanna play my little game about oppressively theocratic bugs

Oh, for fuck's. THIS IS NOT DIFFICULT. DO NOT PUT YOUR NAME ON A LIST IF YOU ARE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO THE GOVERNMENT WANTS LISTS OF. PUT YOUR NAME ON ALL THE LISTS IF YOU ARE THE KIND OF PERSON THEY DO NOT WANT TO HAVE TO PROSECUTE EN MASSE. FLOOD THE ZONE.

I don’t wanna work or be an enemy of the state I just wanna play my little game about oppressively theocratic bugs

👀

welp

I got a little reminder for myself from my wonderful wife @drjosie.lgbt

The idea that the combined MMR is dangerous but separately the vaccines are fine was created out of whole cloth by Andrew Wakefield, a disgraced former doctor who had a patent on a non-combined version of the MMR. We've known his research was bunk for almost 30 years.

I know she didn’t start it, but I’ll never forgive Jenny McCarthy. When I was having a kid, she was everywhere whining about how her kid was autistic and how it was the MMR that did it. Well it wasn’t. Maybe you should have just loved your kid instead of dooming so many others with your bullshit.

the combined MMR vaccine is safe and has been for decades; the guy who started all of this antivax bullshit in modern days is a doctor named Andrew Wakefield; who has the patent to the single rubella vaccine. It's all about money, and now dumbasses have taken over.

We are ruled by malicious conspiracy theorists

Almost as if this was part of their goal. Anyone ranting about trans women in sports never cared about women’s sports to begin with, or are actively hostile to them

Hornet from Hollow Knight/Silksong is a transsexual icon