I’m dead serious about this. Lose the DH. The mayhem I saw when Daniel Murphy and Kyle Schwarber were stuck in the pre-DH N.L. is just what the doctor ordered. You want gappers? Make Yordan Álvarez field every day.

You guys I hate to be a buzz kill but I’ve seen this stuck or rogue radio station before and it’s always a publicity stunt to get attention before a format change.

Been there.

I think I speak for all of Vancouver when I say we do not claim Grimes.

Check out this threek.

All week long I wake my daughter up for school and she really doesn’t like it. Today is the day for her revenge.

Packing your own condiments and spices with you like when you’re on a trip to Cuba.

My hot American Thanksgiving take remains that it’s too close to Christmas if you’re among the folk who do both holidays.

I tried to do the five concerts thing but it put a lump in my throat for bands that nobody knows about outside of the hundred people who were there when it happened.

Niche Burnaby skeet: I mentioned Crystal Mall in front of my daughter and then I had to explain that they don’t sell crystals.

Furthest in Canada: North - Prince George West - Tofino East - Chicoutimi South - Windsor

Super addicted to butter flavoured potato chips right now.

The Lost Vikings.

Bait.

Let’s go!

Am I the only one who hears “Sonny Gray” to the melody of the first line of the Sesame Street theme song?

Friends, ramans, and countrymen.

Pierarchy: - Rhubarb - Key Lime - Stone fruits (cherry, peach, plum) - Berry (blue, rasp, straw) - Coconut cream - Cored tree fruits (pears, apples) - Pecan - Lemon meringue (you know your mother uses a powdered mix, don’t even. - Pumpkin Savoury pies are amazing but a whole other thing.

Pumpkin pie is a jar of baby food on a crust. Fight me.

Wait until RFK Jr. figures out how to get lead back into gasoline.

Okay, I have a take on the 100 comedies list. I’m not getting into the rankings. Most of the movies are good. It’s a travesty that they did not include It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.

No one: Chase Utley:

Every list like this is a trap

This really should be presented as a pole.

The bad news is the official K-Pop Demon Hunters dolls are $215/3. The good news is they won’t be out for a year, so she might be over it by then.

I can’t do the movie that takes place where I’m from trend because my city only pretends to be anywhere else.

I was maybe 15 or 16 when the original Beatles Anthology series came out on cable and it was all anyone talked about. I taped them all on VHS and rewatched them many times.

I kept annoyingly correcting the math mistakes until they just put me in charge of it.

They need to be riding one around like Diddy Kong or it doesn’t count.

Turkey is good actually.

I would also paywall part 2. I don’t see anyone hearing from this guy ever again.

Love to do a full wardrobe change and hair and drive across town to dance class, only to find a sign on the door saying it is cancelled today.

Ah so this is why I didn't end up getting tickets to his show easily.

Love blurring my background on virtual meetings so nobody can see the absolute shame I live in.

This is how far The Proclaimers were prepared to walk.

Electric Avenue.

It totally makes sense that the Orioles would do a bat for arm trade. This makes the opposite of sense.

Close your eyes and throw a dart. Yup that one would do.

What perfect album came out when I was 16?

I am everyone ahead of me at the Beths gets carded and then I get a quick “enjoy the show” years old.

I’ve reached wearing-a-toque-just-makes-me-look-like-The-Edge age.

Shot/Chaser

I shed enough pounds that I can now wear a trucker style belt buckle without the edges poking at and hurting the bottom of my gut when I sit down.

I am seeing the Beths tonight. I know most of my followers aren't local, but anyone else?

I wrote a piece about game 7, kind of. Read “Swing & Miss Stuff“ by Justin G. White on Medium: medium.com/@jbanal/swin...

Man nothing is more annoying than the “Congratulations, you have your order, why don’t you rate us?” email when you definitely don’t have the order.

Vancouver challenge mode: You gotta hijack the trolley bus.

So I was in a band and we played this bar that had the stage right in the window and our backs were to a busy sidewalk. Guitar player passed out mid-solo, fell backwards onto the Marshall stack, and he, the amp, and the guitar all slid slowly down the inside of the window comically slowly.

Every time this guy was mentioned on the Jays broadcast, my brain went “Wait, Hunter Pence? Oh right that guy.” Sure this won’t be a problem for Giants fans.