What did the grape say as it was being squished? Nothing, but it did wine a little.

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This is how far The Proclaimers were prepared to walk.

What do shellfish get from working out? Mussels.

208.7 points if you can name this movie. Bonus 1.3 if you throw in some quotes/gifs.

The Beautiful Game.

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Not sure you want to donate to #Movember? "It'd be a lot cooler of ya diiiid" We're over half way into the month, and my mo needs your help!. Please click the link below and donate anything you can. Every penny helps men's health programs. Thank you very very much! movember.com/m/rajchamber...

New t-shirt making its debut today. What do we think?

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FACT: Growing a moustache makes you 117.4% more likely to have something in common with Pedro Pascal,but supporting the Movember efforts of someone who's growing one,makes your awesomeness immeasurable. Pls support a mo bro you know. Thank you for your kind support!! movember.com/m/rajchamber...

I'm so excited

Why did the Frenchman only have 1 egg for breakfast? Because one egg is an oeuf.

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Looks like it's officially official. MLS owners have voted to flip to a Fall-Spring season. What are your thoughts?

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Sorry to bother you, but... movember.com/m/rajchamber...

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What does an escalator say when it stops working? Nothing, it just stairs.

Will you please help support my stache this @Movember? We're 1 full week in and we need your help. Every penny goes towards men's health initiatives and towards stopping men from dying too young. Any donation, like or retweet is appreciated. Thank you very much. movember.com/m/rajchamber...

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I just found out my (not so) little girl got the lifeguard job she had applied for! She went from joining a swim club, at 12, to volunteer ass't coach,ass't coach, then head coach with 2 classes,which she's now, 5 years later, parlayed into the job she's wanted the whole time. SO FREAKING PROUD

The Louvre’s security system password was “Louvre.” Not joking. In order to prevent this such a theft from happening again, it has now been changed to “LeLouvre.”

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In honour of "Moustache Monday", here's a Mo Fact. Bonus fact: Your support helps save lives by helping fund men's health initiatives. If you're able, please consider supporting this worthy cause through my page or that of another mo bro you know. Thank you so much. movember.com/m/rajchamber...

"We're here for a good time...not a long time" Here we see Vancouver Whitecaps FC on the way home from Dallas last night, after beating the home side on penalties, and taking the playoff series 2 games to 0.

Fact: If you grow a moustache, you will be 112.4% more awesome. If you support someone with a moustache this #Movember, you're awesomeness is immeasurable. Please support a bro you know, and help stop men from dying too young. mobro.co/rajchamberlain

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Will you please help support my stache this @Movember? Every penny goes towards men's health initiatives and towards stopping men from dying too young. Any donation, like or retweet is appreciated. Thank you very much. movember.com/m/rajchamber...

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How do you know when a vampire is sick? He's coffin.

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Would anyone care to be a bro and support my mo? If anyone wants to join my team and not grow alone, please feel free to dm me your email and I can add you. Let's help a great cause and look good doing it movember.com/m/rajchamber... Thank you very much!

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What do you get if you drop a pumpkin? Squash

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Someone's mom made snacks.

If they trot this guy out, you know you're getting your money's worth that night.

The only known player to have EVER been intentionally walked 4 times in a game.

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Vancouver Whitecaps defender, Joedrick Pupe, giving the ref a yellow card, during the 'Caps 3-0 win vs GC Dallas yesterday at BC Place. * This has grown legs since the match, but Pupe was actually handing it back to the ref who had been bumped while booking an FC Fallas player.

Some fantastic work by Rayan Elloumi there. Beautiful pass to Cabrera, despite being ragdolled at the time. Cabrera with the slide in front to put it in. Whitecaps 3 FC Dallas 0