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This came to me like a flash
over 2 years ago
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Getting alot of Gulf of Tonkin vibes
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Terrence Phallic
about 1 hour ago
If you’ve arrived at the “doctors do medicine for money and therefore can’t be trusted” stage of your theory, they should take the sharp objects out of your house
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It won’t be good but it will be funny if Huffines fucks with the money enough that it takes down Greggg
about 4 hours ago
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Dallas Stars imo
about 15 hours ago
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Turns out you can either be a self promoting weirdo or run grift but not both
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about 16 hours ago
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Christopher Hooks
about 16 hours ago
Alright, lets do some downballot. Dan Crenshaw looks a lot like he's going to get turfed out by stalwart state rep. Steve Toth, one of the great That Guys we have on offer. One incumbent down.
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treb
about 17 hours ago
looks like SMU heading to the CFP first round loss
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AND I’M NEVER SICK AT SEA
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about 18 hours ago
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This is why you never get rid of your Ayatollah shirt
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about 18 hours ago
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Spreadsheet Hobbyist Shown Company Frankensheet by Boss Who Thinks Spreadsheets Evil
about 20 hours ago
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What do you mean UTU2TM is twelve years old?
about 23 hours ago
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So it ain’t sur, Jur
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1 day ago
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Generational crying in the club cover
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1 day ago
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I could feel it down in my plums
1 day ago
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Thought I could squeeze in Weapons. I cannot squeeze in Weapons
1 day ago
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That is the name of someone running for comptroller
1 day ago
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Color on Below Deck Down Under is fucked
1 day ago
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Instacart lets you choose your bananas
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Rent uncontrolled apartment
1 day ago
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Mmmm. 64 slices of American cheese
1 day ago
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Doctor said I’m all good. Sleep apnea will not stop the year of writing
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1 day ago
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Never described my schedule as loose but have described it as tight. Touche Zara
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Rancid vibes. Awful. Someone get this club away from Ray
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Statue removed from Dallas Love Field installed at Texas Rangers’ ballpark
The Rangers are bringing back a figure who disappeared under a shroud of controversy nearly six years ago.
https://www.dallasnews.com/sports/rangers/2026/03/02/statue-removed-from-dallas-love-field-installed-at-texas-rangers-ballpark/
2 days ago
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Sardonicus
2 days ago
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The year of writing didn’t include mention that I would’ve jived better with a four hour cut
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The Secret Agent
An espionage thriller told inside the archive.
https://mulderbatflip.net/2026/03/02/the-secret-agent/
2 days ago
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Maddy 🍿
2 days ago
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If you’ve cranked the toaster setting to the max you need to find god
2 days ago
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Me problem: Always confuse Maya Deren and Barbara Hammer
3 days ago
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I’ve had a vision. F1 wins a solitary Oscar: Best Picture
3 days ago
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Local Legends Computer Chess Faya Dayi Nebraska Turin Horse Hard to Be a God The works of Frederick Wiseman from Basic Training through Model, Racetrack, Near Death, and The Last Letter
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3 days ago
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Idk why I’m always taking the racing line in the house
3 days ago
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Know I’m depressed because I just watched the Dan Soder Andre the Giant clip on loop
3 days ago
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Did not know Lily Rabe and Dewey Crowe are in Underground Railroad. Claiming that show as spiritually FX
3 days ago
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Should’ve baked cookies earlier
4 days ago
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Algorithm showed me disney parks hack content. Need to take a long walk
4 days ago
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Isn't this the Franklin School guy?
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4 days ago
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Buddy Toledo
4 days ago
if the free jazz quartets upright bass player looks like this you are about to die in that pit
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Three heaters
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4 days ago
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This that canadian hockey show y’all keep talking about
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4 days ago
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Car attacked by birds
4 days ago
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There are days where I hold this as the performance of the century
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4 days ago
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Fuck off
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4 days ago
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Lmao
4 days ago
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Need to -descale the coffee machine -fold the laundry -change the engine air filter -buy more coffee beans
4 days ago
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Mark Ruffalo was bad in Mickey 17. Toni Collette was good in Mickey 17
4 days ago
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Michael Baumann
4 days ago
A good rule is never to trust a military operation that doesn't have an inscrutable codename. If it's called something like Varsity or Chromite, it's meant to accomplish something. If it's called Enduring Freedom, it's meant for cable TV ratings, and I really thought we'd hit rock bottom there.
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Wife’s away this weekend. Gonna have a disgusting tinned fish sandwich
4 days ago
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Sharon
4 days ago
the guy who wrote the literal book on this stuff is dunking on the admin:
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southpaw
4 days ago
It would be cool to have a legislature that acted to defend its own constitutional prerogatives and, maybe as a treat, the interests of the people it represents too.
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt
4 days ago
indiscriminately bombing Iran is not a distraction of the Epstein files, it is a validation of their significance as more than a sex pest hunt. this is what elite impunity for morons looks like. a school turned to rubble on a whim.
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