Getting alot of Gulf of Tonkin vibes

If you’ve arrived at the “doctors do medicine for money and therefore can’t be trusted” stage of your theory, they should take the sharp objects out of your house

It won’t be good but it will be funny if Huffines fucks with the money enough that it takes down Greggg

Dallas Stars imo

Turns out you can either be a self promoting weirdo or run grift but not both

Alright, lets do some downballot. Dan Crenshaw looks a lot like he's going to get turfed out by stalwart state rep. Steve Toth, one of the great That Guys we have on offer. One incumbent down.

looks like SMU heading to the CFP first round loss

AND I’M NEVER SICK AT SEA

This is why you never get rid of your Ayatollah shirt

Spreadsheet Hobbyist Shown Company Frankensheet by Boss Who Thinks Spreadsheets Evil

What do you mean UTU2TM is twelve years old?

So it ain’t sur, Jur

Generational crying in the club cover

I could feel it down in my plums

Thought I could squeeze in Weapons. I cannot squeeze in Weapons

That is the name of someone running for comptroller

Color on Below Deck Down Under is fucked

Instacart lets you choose your bananas

Rent uncontrolled apartment

Mmmm. 64 slices of American cheese

Doctor said I’m all good. Sleep apnea will not stop the year of writing

Never described my schedule as loose but have described it as tight. Touche Zara

Rancid vibes. Awful. Someone get this club away from Ray

The year of writing didn’t include mention that I would’ve jived better with a four hour cut

If you’ve cranked the toaster setting to the max you need to find god

Me problem: Always confuse Maya Deren and Barbara Hammer

I’ve had a vision. F1 wins a solitary Oscar: Best Picture

Local Legends Computer Chess Faya Dayi Nebraska Turin Horse Hard to Be a God The works of Frederick Wiseman from Basic Training through Model, Racetrack, Near Death, and The Last Letter

Idk why I’m always taking the racing line in the house

Know I’m depressed because I just watched the Dan Soder Andre the Giant clip on loop

Did not know Lily Rabe and Dewey Crowe are in Underground Railroad. Claiming that show as spiritually FX

Should’ve baked cookies earlier

Algorithm showed me disney parks hack content. Need to take a long walk

Isn't this the Franklin School guy?

if the free jazz quartets upright bass player looks like this you are about to die in that pit

Three heaters

This that canadian hockey show y’all keep talking about

Car attacked by birds

There are days where I hold this as the performance of the century

Fuck off

Lmao

Need to -descale the coffee machine -fold the laundry -change the engine air filter -buy more coffee beans

Mark Ruffalo was bad in Mickey 17. Toni Collette was good in Mickey 17

A good rule is never to trust a military operation that doesn't have an inscrutable codename. If it's called something like Varsity or Chromite, it's meant to accomplish something. If it's called Enduring Freedom, it's meant for cable TV ratings, and I really thought we'd hit rock bottom there.

Wife’s away this weekend. Gonna have a disgusting tinned fish sandwich

the guy who wrote the literal book on this stuff is dunking on the admin:

It would be cool to have a legislature that acted to defend its own constitutional prerogatives and, maybe as a treat, the interests of the people it represents too.

indiscriminately bombing Iran is not a distraction of the Epstein files, it is a validation of their significance as more than a sex pest hunt. this is what elite impunity for morons looks like. a school turned to rubble on a whim.