no I think I'm just gonna let myself die.

why does rent exist when we should legalize first degree murder?

Americans as their government actively does imperialism in real time: Canada, please pull out of the world cup! god I fucking hate you

if I don't see a sex worker world leader in any country in 3 years, I'm going to kill myself. I need literal ten thousand body count bitches in the UN. I love them all so much

when I said let's bring in the year w a bang I did NOT mean bussygate & war 😭😮‍💨

the people are most upset because they didn't use the pen enough in this murder. if he just got democrats to sign the paper saying they agree, this wouldn't even be a big deal rn.

Life is a slow process of wanting people to care about your niche interests and coming to terms with the fact that no one does

just so we're clear, kamala harris called trump a communist dictator, and trump called kamala a Marxist fascist. both are right wing authoritarians. both parties are done listening to you. they do not give a fuck. they do not serve your interests support of any sitting politician is braindead

incredibly funny to see americans posting they hope congress will get the president for committing this war crime. what country do you think you live in?

why is it always Venezuela, can any president of any country bomb me instead? just blow me the fuck up.

I'm getting mixed messages about what is okay to do to presidents

yes, but also stop laundering all political action through foreign countries

I honestly don't give a shit about whether a war is "legal" or "illegal" If Trump had actually bothered to make a formal declaration of war, half of the dems would have voted for it anyways

i'm gonna say it. women cheating on their husbands is a political good

is it though? like, I do not think cheating is a good thing, but I do have nuance enough that I would never treat a housewife in a decades-long marriage cheating with the same lens that I would for the average case.

just in case anyone was curious why I was so vocally pro women cheating on here 2 years ago, it's cause I can see the future

I'm a nuanced political poster I recognize that women cheating and putting France in jail are both vital for our children's future

time kills us

"he has kids! he was the president, show some respect, don't let republicans bring you down to their level, we're better than this, all life is sacred, you won't catch me celebrating death, the left is so blood hungry, why I left the left (trumps death)"

my new years resolution is to recieve 3 DMs from women currently cheating on a man. it's kind of out of my control

Charles entertainment Kirk was a dumb fuck podcaster that toured schools to talk to children, and the militant "no fun allowed" reaction to his untimely death means the reaction to trunks death is gonna be so fucking boring and annoying. it's actually gonna be the worst day on the internet highway

tv feature to memorize multiple volumes to instantly switch when it gets unreasonably loud for no fucking reason

tarot reader: would you like a 1 card, 3 card or 5 card reading? me: how much for a 78 card reading? I'm trying to create my own reality

do girl guides have profit sharing, or are they just forcing kids to be cogs in the capitalist death machine?

you wanna reduce your screen time? text your landlord that you can't pay rent, again. it'll make you never want to look at your phone again

December's over, thanks to the 10 people who listened and the one person who bought my music

performing civility hasn't helped and being honest about my suicidal thoughts hasn't helped. creating art hasn't helped, being a friend hasn't helped, being funny hasn't helped, advocating for others hasn't helped, creating a hostile environment for bigots hasn't helped I'm out of ideas

can anyone please help me afford rent so I can stop fantasizing about putting a bullet into my brain?

happy new year, buy my discography of ambient background music please

I'm gonna donate more blood this year

happy new year, buy my discography of ambient background music please

any women cheat on NYE?

new year new body count

okay I guess I'll die

I love attention

@pftompkins.bsky.social are you pro women cheating?

pussy back walls feeling like the great wall of China

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add it into a chip dip or something!

reminder for new years snacks tonight you can just buy MSG and put it in stuff. it's delicious and you should do that.

is it a problematic age gap if I'm 35k in debt and rich people ask me for my money that I don't have?

Single Girl/Hot Wife

I want to be clear, deeply into my twenties I was under the impression Alanis Morissette was known for her love of the environment, it was a huge part of her public image, because she was called a "big naturalist" and as far as I can tell, the video wasn't even her

I don't always repost this when it haunts me again, but I think it's funny this time

I would agree with justpearlythings, but unfortunately she's ugly and therefore I hate her. but she has a lot of great points, she just needs a lot of surgery to look presentable enough to tell me those points.

flaccid cock Friday, femme festival

here's a really fun bit that you can use any time with anyone "imagine if this was really happening. wouldn't that be crazy?"

I need when the pussy sounds like boiling mud on my spotify playlist

For the "shitposters" group it also includes some from the specialists groups, some I'm still new to and some I've seen post enough to see there are plenty of other interests outside of only death to america sentiments. moving forward i will be adding to these two lists instead of the original one