just for the record, just so we all know, we're all on the same page. Melania made an uncleared statement about Epstein, and her husband posted a fully unedited video of a woman being murdered. just, you know, unrelated events. no correlation.

donald glover's best era was immediately post Community and he was pretentious and self serious

reply to this and I'll tell you

making people commit crimes for my pussy

donald trump just made fat pussy illegal. skinny pussy only! no more deep dish coochie until we get a democrat back in office

big naturals are over. show me tiny fakes

only $38.44 to go till i am out of debt w cashapp thank you pretty babies

okay it's time to admit, it's been long enough. I identify as an attack helicopter has ALWAYS been funny.

close enough, welcome back Adam Sandler's music career

3 ppl w $25 could help get my sick achy body back into a bed

it's frightening how many men think they own women

what the FUCK do you mean? that literally makes no fucking sense. it's absurd and you're wrong for even suggesting it. what an awful thought to have, and even worse to share. I'm debilitated by the outrageous bullshit you just said to me

any Nichole Hiltz heads following me after she reskeets me a bunch?

why does John mulaney look like he felt all the affects of drug addiction after getting sober?

it's just very funny to use traitor to America as an insult in the current moment

I like my porn like I like my food. Full of trans fats

shout out to that one dude that said they'd vote for trump if he ran as a democrat.

purity testing does not exist, it's values alignment and what you're seeing is holding people accountable to what they claim. the left is extremely principled about not shifting to the right to court the votes and views of people who do not hold the values of the left, starting wth anticapitalism

@nicholehiltz.bsky.social are you reading anything atm? I just started a book called Jellyfish Have No Ears by Adele Rosenfeld. so far it's about a woman coping with losing her hearing and the ramifications of being labeled as deaf by society.

karl marx once said all bad things i dont like are marxism

need money to get anything done in democracy don't have money? you must hate democracy

just so we're clear, kamala harris called trump a communist dictator, and trump called kamala a Marxist fascist. both are right wing authoritarians. both parties are done listening to you. they do not give a fuck. they do not serve your interests support of any sitting politician is braindead

If you go around telling people all Palestinian fundraisers are scammers and you have zero evidence except your bad vibes, you are a reprehensible human being

I'm losing my mind, why do people think Skyler cheated on Walt in breaking bad?

candidate who lost every single swing state, didn't run in the primary, and has done nothing since the election threatens to run for president again does she have a vision for the future? no. does she have a plan on how to undo harm? no. does she have a chance of winning? no but she wants to!

woke 2 is gonna be two steps forward, one step back. can't wait for guys to say "I don't hear accents"

I think my egg started cracking the day I first tried to reclaim "straggot"

brides:

all the best shots in golf are called like, eagle, albatross, birdie. you gotta update that shit to do some of these. gen z will swarm mar-a-lago

hey trans women, are you addicted to cheating?

"beautiful women deserve a bit of cheating"

theyre gonna have my pussy in museums

you can put any words you want into other people's heads. now that you're this far, you have no choice but to think about:

sometimes it's just funny to me that people will enter a serious debate about politics on social media, and then they get a notification that FaultyPussy 🫦 liked their post.

scissoring gently

10 people could heal

why the frink do I gotta keep paying bills?

First they came for the verbs, and I said nothing because verbing words weirds language. Then they arrival for the nouns, and I speech nothing because I no verbs.

you're the dumbest bitch and the biggest whore

Let's get it crunk up on Have fun up on up in this dancery We got ya'll open, now ya floatin' So you gots to dance for me Don't need no hateration, holleration In this dancery Let's get it perculatin' while you're waiting So just dance for me

110 people could fix me

these are all for sale as stickers/magnets/buttons etc with a portion of the proceeds going to various charities, and the rest going to me being able to afford to live

many people are saying

she was at a meeting with a women's shelter she volunteers for. thanks for asking

Reskeet if you think chubby tummies are cute 💕

just tried adult spinach for the first time. what the fuck?

my wife left without saying anything or leaving a note. she's not answering my texts. I checked her location, she's in a random house 20 minutes away. that house is also coincidentally near a Costco. if she doesn't bring me a damn hot dog I'm gonna be PISSED

somebody should.

my impression of an American rn: I'm literally???? just a smol bean???? I didn't vote for him???? what do they expect me to do????

I'm not SAYING anything, but if there was any moment to be lowkey gay, it's gotta be on the surface of the moon