In good news, implant scars are nearly invisible. Just wish I could feel my left breast. Saw the surgeon a couple weeks back who said it will return when it does as nerves are regrowing.

So the sailor wife and I met in Portugal who mistook us wanting to hang as a sexual advance (and we found it hilarious as he didn’t know we les) has unsurprisingly turned out to be a raging misogynist after he kept hinting at a mutual attraction. Man is convinced women cannot survive without men 🤡

No electricity now this is scary

Tutorial for my pride brick purse! Been crazy watching this idea go viral the last couple days. I’ve seen like a dozen different flags already. Hope this helps more people make their own! (And discourages people from selling them…) If you make one or see one send me pics plz! Happy pride, bbs!

Still kinda bitter that last year the discord I was in with a lot of great people I’ve found on here was abruptly closed while I was sleeping. Still haven’t found a space like that one and I’m losing touch with everyone

Happy World Cephalopod Day! 🐙This sucker for adventure feels its way through the world! With thousands of chemical receptors and millions of texture receptors packed into each sucker, the giant Pacific octopus has a real sense for exploration.

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I know everyone is talking about bouncing more than ever but I got on this ride when it started and you’ll have to pull my mangled corpse from the wreckage. I’m here to witness all the insanity

It all makes sense now

About what I expected for a trans person, I considered myself genderqueer before transitioning

Blacksky has their own appview, but they import the default moderation labels (including bans) for now from Bluesky. They could implement a local override (or switch source of moderation labels) and then their users would be properly independent

not my boy link, who's going to talk about weird pimple popping shit.

Can we get 29 $1 backers today? There's a special digital surprise coming next weekend to ANY backer (retroactive) of at least $1, all I need is your pledge and a good email address... I promise a better value than your average $0.99 Amazon kindle purchase...

Absolute queen

I want to finish this cool project but I'm sick and brain says no to focusing. I could launch it today if it would let me.

Ain't it wonderful to be funded? www.kickstarter.com/projects/sha... Congrats to @thesharkqueen.com - all hardwork done from that end, not mine! :) Gonna be a GREAT anthology!

Fucking Atlas

I was so pleased to remember to skeet the gif and Zohran upstages me.

Guess what everyone

Guess what everyone

Ok. If BlueSky is going Twitter, I must warn I have a very low patience and might just quit without much notice. So if you like Side Quested, here are all the ways you can keep up with it outside this app: sidequested.com/how-to-get-n...

a post: you don't need to talk about "the trans person" at bluesky behind the scenes. you don't need to make assumptions like "she probably hates herself". you don't need to use me in your arguments about anything that happens on this site unless its something i do. stop it pls.

Random girl was convinced I was Simi Adedeji so I introduced myself to all her friends as a gynecologist.

Colleague followed me on instagram and immediately noticed we have a mutual who I met at a poly picnic and hung out with, tried to be coy and she shared she and her bf are non monog. Well now we’ve looked at each others joy club accounts and talked about kinky parties so that friendship moved fast

Jay isn’t rich enough to be this delusional Yet here we are

This was a great night until I was reminded that someone can deliberately exclude you in an incredibly obvious manner that people think is innocent because they know to manipulate groups.

Ever meet someone who gives off predator energy that nobody picks up on?

Can investors please rub their two brain cells together to realize EA will be a shell in a few short years so now is the best time to invest in studio growth and stability.

I need your help. I will have to go back to Texas if I get evicted before November. Please help. Please repost so I can reach ppl who can afford to help. 1200/3450 $givepancake paypal.me/inosaramet Venmo: pancakewitch #mutualaid 💸💞 #transcrowdfund #helpfolkslive2025

I’m just the messenger 🙂‍↕️

I wasn’t planning on it but I snuck my kid into the theater so we could watch demon slayers because Germany decided you had to be 16 to watch it.

Wake up

Mahmoud’s goal is so modest but his entire future is riding on it! Please help with whatever you can, and/or share widely! #KeepEyesOnSudan

Based on

Walking down the street casually extracting money and keys from my corset bra.

Yallll my friend bailed on me last minute for a concert AGAIN. But I’m still going this time because it’s in my city.

You’ve tried Molotov cocktails but have you tried automotive cocktails

From 1990-1992, the ice cream maker portion of Barbie's Ice Cream Shoppe was spun off into its own toy, the Barbie Ice Cream Maker, which came with the same table/bowl and stool/spoon accessories

Fucking called it

How is the back of my hand sore from pole

what if we kissed on the pretty freight machine

The 3000/day quota that led to this would, in one year, be roughly 60% of the incarcerated population in America. Or .2% of the general population.

My family is displaced. I ask you to donate and quote my pinned post. 😭🙏🏼💔💔😭🙏🏼 donorbox.org/help-umm-yas...

Pirates is still the best porn next to Alice in wonderland x rated musical fantasy

Without further ado, here is the trailer for Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile. Against all odds, it will air in select theatres on October 2nd, along with the theatrical debut of Sex House. Tickets go on sale tomorrow. And, yes, this is real.

What the fuck do y'all have against disabled people and alt text. Jesus talking to people about this is like ice skating up hill

Finished swordsmith arc of demon slayer and they really took away that sword at the end?!