Someone get this woman a sword.

If wealthy ppl paid for their porn or tipped sw’s well we all would probably be in a better position - but the distribution of wealth is probably the issue in the first place so maybe my point is completely moot anyhow That being said- PAY for your FUCKING PORN it’s so under appreciated I swear

BIG BOAT STUCK

I hope Mike gets bitten in half.

Apparently morale at DOJ is so low that line attorneys are asking to be held in contempt so they can get some sleep yikes

I had to explain the whole trans puppy girl sub culture just so my wife would understand this. She then asked if she got a kennel if my friend would mind keeping it at her place.

Visited my friend in the hospital after bottom surgery. Told her she should get some puppy pads for dilating and I’ve never seen her perk up faster.

Someone explain to me how Kendrick got Grammys for an album that came out in 2024.

I’m still reflecting on just how ridiculous and cliche KitKat is

I sure do love how the feeds are flooded with unconscious underage girls and men looming over them.

A train going to the same destination left the same platform five minutes before mine and as predicted a bunch of people got on it by accident.

Sure a long distance train isn’t as fast as flying but I can casually leave my house 30 minutes before departure and walk on the train no big deal. Only need to arrive early if I don’t reserve a seat

It’s that time of the year

Men truly see a woman enjoying her peace and think “I need to disrupt that”

Was just sent deets for a place that’s a 20 minute walk so now I have to go

I do want to say I absolutely love this about Germany, midnight-1am is the ideal time to go out.

Friend is inviting me out but the bar is 45 minutes away. Berlin why are you so big.

I was all in until the attack cat. We need to keep this weapon out of the hands of the government at all costs.

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Cleaned up a little and showered before bed with tron legacy ost in the background and now I’m fired up to go out somewhere. But do I really want to queue in -7C weather for who knows how long to get in somewhere

Do I know anyone in Europe going to new zealand/Australian soon.

This sounds like an absolute nightmare

I’m being told that the Berlin art scene is ok with GenAI after seeing an installation using GenAI video and asking why it was allowed in an art festival.

Gonna get the body painter to draw “girls only” over my cooch next time

There’s definitely a very aggressive male gaze at KitKat. Can’t a girl just masturbate on a sofa overlooking the dance floor in peace.

Love that I had a lovely conversation with a guy about the rise of fascism who ended the chat with “want to fuck?” But he was very polite about it.

Started wondering why I was getting weird looks on the train then remembered I’m covered in neon body paint.

Not a bad night at KitKat

Off to KitKat and forgot my loops

Quick iconic comic cover edit to laud Ilhan Omar.

Everyone who wants a good bio of what standup is like should read Born Standing Up by Steve Martin. Beginning of his career was performing to an empty bar and just trying stuff out.

I'm legit unfollowing people who never use alt text. You're literally typing on a text based app. So why are you making Canva images with little pithy quips and no alt text. I honestly don't understand it.

Hey babe, what's your sign

Ordered at a Syrian restaurant in Arabic by accident because the guy said one word in Arabic and my brain decided to just flow with it.

Deleted Signal now that I know it’s compromised. Find me on Skype

Hey guys

Me at Berghain wondering what’s in this mysterious dark hallway perfect for fucking only to discover it is indeed full of people fucking. Or rather, two people fucking and ten dudes watching.

Let it be known that @aesthr.com is a very good kisser and I don’t give that compliment out very often.

Berlin: slippery when wet

Best $10 I spent for a bit. If it doesn’t work just drop a reply. jointhe.goodgirls.pics

Post a female character you love.

I'm 38 I started at 31 It is never too late

This is why we beg our fellow Black women to stand down. This is shameful.

To delete your TikTok account without agreeing to the new TOS: 1) put your phone in airplane mode 2) open TikTok and go to your profile 3) go to settings and scroll down to delete account 4) turn airplane mode off 5) delete your account Credit to @ kimsaira on instagram for this

Be me and build a whole web app for a bit

If you were on the site before I ripped out server side validation you would have discovered the secret to the good girl algorithm

ok people didn't like the fake cry kyle pic so I changed it.

Fixed the preview pic lol

Fixed a slew of bugs cuz you could just create an unlimited number of handles for the same user and the user flow was kinda garbage.