The scene in Prey when the Predator fights a bear, tho

Buy from JoJo, it’s one of the best decisions you can make. (I’ve done it twice. It’s easy and fun)

I've got many ready-made pieces of art for sale and ready to ship to you! Etsy.com/shop/JoJoSeames

thank you kind souls who helped me out here, reupping in case anyone else wishes to do so

Star Wars Rankings: 1. Bea Arthur at the cantina 2. Boba Fett cartoon 3. Jefferson Starship performance 4. Carrie Fisher sings 5. Tobor is Robot spelled backwards 6. Hologram circus 7. Harvey Korman is a broken robot 8. Harvey Korman cooking 9. Chewbacca's father-in-law watches porn

Referring to Joan of Arc as "a sister who really cooked" makes Maude one of the most brutal sitcom theme songs of all time.

*places lips directly on microphone* PAUL BARTEL IS AN AMERICAN GENIUS.

We can still have good things (sometimes)

Hearing Lenny Kravitz's "Fly" in a grocery store is really driving home how much Neil Cicierega ruined/improved that song for me forever.

More examples of gen-u-ine commissions I have done for folk!

Barry Gibb looking at a bunch of Nativity decorations: 🎶Heeeeere we are IN A ROOM FULL OF MAAAAAAAAANGERRRRRRS🎶

This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

[glances at the last couple hours of news] sure, man

ME, I AM! WITH MY SPOUSE! It's gonna be an incredibly romantic Valentine's Day.

Oh hey, I have availability in my schedule right now to get a couple commissions done in time for Christmas, but you'll wanna get in contact with me soon! US $40 - 200 for custom watercolor paintings! Here are examples of real commissions I have done! jojoseames.com/commission

God, I hope this is true

Fangamer is hiring a 🚨 Product Designer 🚨 very rare posting for a very cool job, RT's appreciated~ www.fangamer.com/pages/job-li...

I've said it before and I'll say it again: imagine if that new TRON movie about a character designed to be a 3D-printed perfect soldier had starred Katy O'Brien instead of... the guy they did get.

Sometime late in the Bush administration we as a country stopped illuminating rooms with a floodlight placed directly behind a slowly rotating industrial fan and our nation has been floundering ever since.

This rules, this is the way to name a kid. Stop all the bullshit with baby name gurus and just pick the two movies you went to last, pick two characters in those movies. Boom you’ve got a kid named Zora Galactus, you were never gonna pick a name that good Hollywood did it for you.

Apple crate. Watercolor, 2014.

Join us at Slow Body Beer Co. on Dec. 6th from 6-8pm! We will have art for sale as well as raffle prizes, all in support of ArtWorks UA! 🖤 We are still accepting art submissions until Dec. 3rd - email us at [email protected] for approval! • Poster featuring art by @jojoseames.bsky.social 💚

Now more than ever.

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? (And you KNOW I assembled the whole thing via Limewire, though in my defense I lived 90 miles from the nearest Sam Goody.)

badlands wolfpack

I'm extremely in love with this new music video from Meels that's a pitch-perfect Hee-Haw/Muppet Show pastiche.

Anyone need some ORLANDO (1992) memes

Fever Ray - Shiver

Not to be a Star Wars EU person on main, but the short stories about Kabe (and Muftak) will make her your favorite Star Wars character. She's like if Todd from Achewood was a space thief.

C'est moi

Ginger-lemon kombucha is a perfect beverage. It's sour and angry and it feels like it's getting some stuff off its chest as you drink it. But it leaves you feeling healthy. Refreshed. Loved. A relationship with ginger-lemon kombucha is one between dear friends who've seen each other at their worst.

I've done that. Should I be pope?

I'm so mad that this was actually just Saruman what the fuck this was supposed to be an off-brand wizard

I do sort of fear they're trying to pull a "send-feyd-rautha-to-follow-the-beast-rabban" type of thing

She's talked in old interviews about how much Kubrick loved playing with her cats when he came over to discuss scoring, and that image is just delightful.

Happy birthday to a Legend

For me it's Little Shop of Horrors, because it synthesizes various art forms that all draw their strength from artifice, which ironically makes it feel sincere. Musicals, puppetry, b-horror, melodrama, camp so boisterous it borders on drag... it's a celebration of the very idea of putting on a show.

Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend

I'm very lucky that this is out of my price range in any dream, because if it was at all cheaper I'd be dangerously tempted.

I think it's pretty rude of the universe to give me two years within a single decade where a formative artist named David who was very important to me died in January and that sense of loss ended up setting the tone for the year that followed.

Dang, that's fourteen dollars well spent.

KEEP HONKING I'M LISTENING TO THE HONEYED LIES OF MY TREACHEROUS VIZIER

They should’ve called Wicked “Two Witches” due to that’s who’s it’s about

I do love that in the commentaries, Jackson only-half-jokingly speculates that Saruman tried pipeweed because of how into it Gandalf was and got nothing out of it, then got so bitter about not being able to get high that he turned fascist.

The reason the headline is "doom!" is because when you see what's already been done, you see that we can do more, which means things can get better, which means rich people's "it's over, no stopping this, might as well let us do what we want" manipulation might stop working. Can't have that.

OOP @theloftcinema.bsky.social apparently fired an employee for wearing a union shirt on their shift and that ain't fucking on you bastards sign the petition to reinstate him, tucsonans! c.org/tNzWpxLr9Q