Imagine having been in there for 9-11

You’ve sha-ed your last na na

You’ve oak ridged your last boys. You’ve handsomed your last family. You’ve rogered your last kenny

Name a film with a title that is a complete sentence.

Some people worked in an era of television. He *was* an era of television. (gift article) www.nytimes.com/2026/06/19/a...

At The Reflecting Skin and, guys, this doesn’t look right.

Just in case you've never seen his wedding announcement

Every regulation that you don't understand why it exists/think is dumb was written in someone's blood.

Top Five Reasons COLUMBO victims must die: 5. Not good enough to marry my child. 4. Standing in the way of my big break. 3. Blocking my inheritance. 2. Knows about my scandalous past/affair. 1. Threatening to destroy all the good work we've been doing here at the Institute.

MS NOW EXCLUSIVE: Kash Patel may have a 'personal slush fund' of taxpayer dollars to pay loyalist agents, according to Rep. Jamie Raskin. Raskin is demanding documents from Patel — citing claims that $8,000 payments are made to agents who carry out "unlawful partisan and personal orders."

Baby, You’re a Rich Man: A Burn the Witch Mystery

Here are all 113 alleged members we were able to successfully extract. This data can also be verified via versions of the site captured by the Wayback Machine, even if it doesn't properly render the website.

SCOOP: So remember Dialog, Peter Thiel's private society that doesn't have a public website and no public list of members? I (along with a number of other journalists) have just been tipped off that embedded in the code of their closed off website there IS what seems to be a list of some members.

My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com

If I have learned anything in my decades of studying film noir, it is that, just as there are 15 years in the classic noir period, there are 15 different categories of film noir titles

At his age, good for him, though I thought he was vegetarian

Block with swift vengeance.

Oh, hey, since we're all talking about Spielberg, here's a comic I did with @lafumettista.bsky.social and @jdkrach.bsky.social about a formative incident in his high school days. kino.graphics/spielbug/

Roses are red; Violets are flowers. I'm gonna ask for money For about 72 more hours. #BirthdayVerse #MenstrualEquity

Fliers are so punk rock

Hegseth aligning himself rather directly with the soldiers *defending* the beaches at Normandy, who were, and you might find this surprising, not the Americans or Canadians or British, but rather, and this is interesting, the

Gutted to hear Bizarro Wuxtry is closing. My all time favorite comic book store and a cornerstone of the Athens, GA community. Not sure what’s happening downstairs to the equally Wuxtry Records but can’t imagine it’s much better.

credit where credit is due, getting your cult addicted to tallow before importing screwworms is a good bit

It's my birthday! 🤗 As per tradition, I'm humbly asking for some reposts of this or any other of my art today ❤️

Feels like it’s already going to have been happened.

Andy Merrill (Brak) is an Amazon delivery driver. Carey Means (Frylock) got CHF from/exacerbated by COVID & was recently working as a restaurant dishwasher. C. Martin Croker (Zorak) died of sepsis from an infected tooth he couldn't afford to get treated. Capitalism destroys both art & artist.

If you want a vision of the future, imagine 6 or 7 old white billionaires in a circle huffing each other’s rancid squirtfarts, forever

I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖

"I guess you wandered in expecting to read a statement off?" gave me second-degree burns

Happy Pride

Discrimination based on gender identity or expression is illegal in New York City. Trans New Yorkers are protected by law. Our City will protect your rights, defend your humanity and stand beside you without hesitation.

"Stories are not neutral. They are alive, they take sides." -Daniel José Older www.patreon.com/posts/storie... yes indeed. Thank you @djolder.bsky.social #Stories #Power

We have literal concentration camps where people of specific ethnicities are rounded up and abused and it breaks my fucking brain that everybody just keeps going to work. And at the same time, I know exactly why everybody just keeps going to work, cuz they are barely surviving themselves.

Speaking of my current project I'm obsessed with right now: If you ever had a truly creepy Disney World experience, I'd love to read about it. I'm especially looking for creepy 1970s Disney World anecdotes. Please repost so I can hear from more people!

tf is a “bearing radish”

I was just offered to be on a pilot TV show where people debate various "controversial" topics; they wanted me as an expert defending the reality of the moon landings. I turned them down flat. I will not elevate conspiracy bullshit into something debatable. Been down that road. It goes nowhere.

so, this is deeply, deeply horrifying thedreydossier.substack.com/p/i-found-a-...

Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes

I didn't live in the Bay very long before it became obvious how precarious housing could be, and how hostile the system can be when you're trying to get back. I try to help. At the Crossroads supports homeless youth in San Francisco, and I'm fundraising for 'em: secure.givelively.org/teams/at-the...

Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces... newborn infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet… please drop 1.6 tons of cartoon anvils on [redacted, but you know. You all know]

jon (2017) (1/3)

A new page of OGH is up! Featuring: a tentative step. ghosthunterorg.com #oghcomic #spiderforest #webcomic

The Doctor and Data are essentially the same species except the Doctor has emotions and a more advanced physical form; AND was spawned from a standard-issue starship computer system. So what exactly are we doing here, Noonian Soong? Soong: [tapdances offstage]

The title cards will continue until morale improves

Did that professional writer use “anecdote” in place of “antidote” without correcting himself? There are greater crimes, but not many as perfectly placed.