Jason Voorhees, Venture Capitalist

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Jesus Christ, Paul Giamatti! #StarfleetAcademy

“The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill,” CREEPSHOW (1982)

Why are they all such cartoon-caricature villains? Ground under heel by friggin’ Snidely Whiplash

Fire — you know, open flame — must be alive. It eats, breathes, grows, and reproduces. Yet it isn’t classified as life because “centuries” of “rigorous” “scientific” “study” say it doesn’t meet basic criteria. What this post presupposes is… maybe it does? This post is about Claude.

I was taught at an early age not to trust the government.

So I think everyone knows what Chuck E. Cheese is but for non-parents who don't know what LifeTouch is, it's the company that for decades has had a near-monopoly on school pictures.

Jack Kirby cover of Captain UN punching the Orange Skull when

Dan Dare relaunched as graphic novel project from B7 Comics downthetubes.net/dan-dare-rel...

Gideon! Gideon! Gideon!

“OFFicer, it’s CRIME prevention”

“Epstein Class” is catchy as fuck

William Shakespeare. Billy Wagstaff. Guillermo Shudderstick. Liam Quakerod. Big Willie Jerkdick

My lowest point? I’d have to say trying to workshop a “Welcome Back, Kotter” “Signed, Epstein’s Mother” joke in two thousand twenty six

10/10 ICE protest sign

“Best Medicine” is a show about an unpleasant doctor who happens to be correct 100% of the time, living in a community of “loving” people he should 100% let die

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

Miranda rights? But officer, I’m a Sondheim

And I said "What about/ Yesterday's Enterprise?" She said "I think I remember the ep/ And if I recall it's the one where there's a new Tasha" And I said "Yeah her kid shows up in Redemption Part 2."

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Folks, as of right now the stunningly talented artist Frazier Irving is homeless and needs your help. He hasn’t got a fundraising page because he doesn’t want charity but he is selling pages. Please give his shop a look and buy something that appeals if you can. frazerirving.bigcartel.com

A dead tree in the middle of that little forest over there? Oh, you mean the corpse core of the copse corps

random Yale law professor: jeffrey you naughty dog.... will i be seeing you at this year's Skull Size Forum or will you be busy with your hobbies ;) JE: we must invent trans phobia,,

Global Frequency (2002)

A Meditation on the Lives of Six Famous Black Men During the Week of My 50th Birthday #comicoop 🧵 1/7

“/pol/ was created after moot met with jeffrey epstein” is maybe the single most cursed true sentence I have ever had the displeasure of writing

I regret to inform you that ACAB includes the best good boy

It came suddenly to me while making preserves that instead of metal cans, I’d bought all glass containers. The realization was jarring.

what is wrecking my heart today: lithub.com/letter-from-...

Holy shit

Holy shit

Chat, is it communism to run off a con artist? We desperately need better civics/social studies education in this country.

Yourself, but as a cartoon.

Gov Walz, are they threatening your family? Blink twice if yes, once if no

Sometimes I think about this for no reason whatsoever www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

I just realized after all this shit we’re gonna have to rebrand frozen water

All right, world. You’ve got one year until my next birthday. All I want is my Star Trek woke socialist utopia. You’ve got the same 365 days as Beyoncé. Get to it.

if i were greg bovino i’d never eat a meal i didn’t cook myself for the rest of my life

“Kaloi kagathoi, but not Good or Pretti” I am FLOORED

Some safety tips for the big storm! Be safe, everybody.

There's a prison revolt at a concentration camp in Texas in solidarity with Minneapolis:

Oh she’s EXTORTING US.

Fuckin Neidermeyerocracy

“Himmler vows escalation in Stalingrad”

okay hear me out