Love that Jesus says that no one knows when the end will come except for God – but people are always like "nah, Jesus, I totally worked it out and it's Tuesday."

you can always tell a fellow longtime SMI sufferer by their effortortless pronunciation of "aripiprazole" in one try

It's the "Can Mainstream News Foreground The Voices Of Actual Autistic People Today?" Challenge!

I always loved it that some called the lack of the apocalypse 'the Great Disappointment'.

Two households, both alike in No Diggity.

Wanting praise for recognising Palestine as a state feels like the end of QUIZ SHOW: "See, I don't think an adult of your intelligence should be commended for simply, at long last, telling the truth."

I thought THE MASTER was great, but gotta admit I fell asleep multiple times in INHERENT VICE and never went back. Missed PHANTOM THREAD and LICORICE PIZZA accidentally! I wonder if PTA's latest will be for me?

Air Buds are when you listen to music through a pair of golden retrievers. (There's nothing in the rulebook about it!)

"A spokesperson for the eSafety commissioner confirmed the logged-out experience was not subject to the ban."

It's MEMENTO, but I'm just covered in Marvin the Martian tattoos.

Maybe we could say climate change causes autism and watch conservatives explode?

If only Leni Riefenstahl was here to film the service!

You know how Baudrillard said "Disneyland is presented as imaginary in order to make us believe that the rest is real"? Imagine Goofy hearing that for the first time.

"An old white woman got on the train and immediately pointed at me and told me to correct how I was sitting. I refused, so she went to the conductor and complained. The conductor called the police and stopped the train."

I made the mistake of pointing out to my father that the Rapture isn't in the Bible. He, uh, disagreed.

What did the tailor say when two customers wanted their pants fixed at once? There's no time – two waists! (Yes, I woke up with this joke in my head.)

As one, tradwives remove their crucifix necklaces and become... RADWIVES.

The needle-drops in ALIEN EARTH make me feel like I'm losing my mind.

"We could request one book a week from the library, but no matter what genre we asked for, the librarian only sent back religious books."

"The threat of violence may in any case lie closer to home. Guardian analysis showed that two out of every five people arrested after participating in last summer’s post-Southport riots had been previously reported to the police for domestic abuse."

Just read a review of my commentary track on COBRA (with @joshnelsonfilm.bsky.social) that described it as "prepared, but with off-the-cuff wisecracks". This is what I want on my tombstone.

This book remains very good.

The face of a dog still recovering from someone stealing a few of his teeth.

One of those days where it's like – you know what'd be nice? A gentle month-long coma.

If you guess a pet's true name it should have to tell you all its dumb nicknames.

Just had a dream where people arrived in helicopters but I never saw the helicopters themselves – just felt wind and heard sound. Could my dreams not afford them? Is my subconscious having budget problems?

I really enjoyed WEAPONS! Like a season of TV compressed into a very satisfying two hours. (It reminded me of THE BATMAN in that sense.)

You know what children's character is just begging to be turned into a low-budget horror movie? Mr. Squiggle. Tagline: "It's Upside Down, Miss Jane."

"Up until very recently, ninety-nine per cent of censorship that I’ve witnessed in Russia and in Russian culture was self-censorship. In a way, it was middle managers trying to divine which way the wind blows and preëmptively complying with rules that were never really written down."

Current events mean it's the perfect time for everyone's favourite superhero to return!

Comic fans are about to have an answer to the age-old question: can even Grant Morrison make Deadpool interesting?

Matt Berry doing the Harry Potter audiobook? Did he just really miss having a transphobic boss?

The real legacy of PEACEMAKER is that all shows should have a full-cast dance credits sequence.

PLATONIC's joke about the 'Young Darcy Mysteries' is so, so funny.

"His lawyers told justice Kara Shead that he should receive a lesser sentence because of his 'enormous fall from grace as a result of the convictions'".

More and more I think Daniel Clowes' THE DEATH RAY is one of the most important superhero stories ever told.

"Israel’s culture minister has said he will cut funding for the country’s national film awards after a movie about a 12-year-old Palestinian boy won the ceremony’s top prize."

Gentle reminder that in the late '50s, the U.S. government did not censor comics. Comics companies censored themselves. Not sure why that crossed my mind today but there it is...

"Almost two-thirds of the cost relate to wages that would have been incurred anyway..."

People talk a lot about grief when someone dies; they don't talk as much about... the weirdness. Just feeling really... weird.

Ah, Australia! Where you can't watch a PG rated show about fishing without someone talking about how domestic violence is awesome.

Adulthood is realising that some waterfalls don't have hidden treasure chambers behind them.

Media corporations: taking a brave stand against brave stands.

Hell of a day to be reading this, huh?

Okay, internet: my dog is in hospital for some dental work today. Please think good thoughts his way.

Conservatives don't just want to be able to say and do anything they want; they also demand to be *liked* for it. (By law, if required.)

Man, it'd be satisfying if Jesus returned to be horrified by everything being done in his name. Like the ultimate "you know nothing of my work!" from ANNIE HALL.

In space, no one can hear you say "goodnight moon".

I fear that the success of K-POP DEMON HUNTERS means every movie will be named SEO-style.

Writing a eulogy for a parent you had a... complicated... relationship with is very tricky, tonally speaking.