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need squished by girls

Never doubt the venal arrogance of a business owner.

girls kissing

get salad eat salad

How it feels to make a joke with the boys about how of course an orange man hates the pope

sneepy

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

godzilla is sniffing her pits

I believe you mean “so badly”

I Can't Fucking Stand Science

i hope Muntadhar al-Zaidi is doing well

"you guys hear about this?"

i love Chicago women

good morning everybody. im sleepy

friend

MILLENNIAL DOMINATRIX: Yeah, bitch, get on your fucking knees and be a good girl for mommy 😈 no worries if not

wawaweewa

realized recently that anytime someone talks to me about an interest/skill/project i don't fully understand i interpret it as a test of my worth as a person i would like to stop doing this

getting sick is a scam made up by big lesbian to make more desperate yearning girls who miss their girlfriend lots 🥺

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

i see we have reinvented Blanchard's typology for the 100000000000th time

did 30 min on the bike everybody say good job morrigan

how is that my first post to hit the discover feed

Anti-War protest tonight at 6 pm at the White House. Spread the word!

11am: no appetite 12pm: no appetite 1pm: no appetite 2pm: so severely hungry i get nauseous why

IT'S ME, FRANKEN—BUSINESS FRANKENSTEIN.

why did they call it "impact play" when "corporal funishment" was right there

be an intelligent hater,,, learn how to talk about this stuff in a way that represents an actual critique,,,

downed a runner who was carrying 12 patch kits and 12 shield charges. was he RPing a piñata

lotta fuck shit in this world but sometimes i get to hold a girl i love and that's pretty neat

ok Google how to stop treating everything i ever do as an evaluatable skill

She spent the evening debugging something

From the Whole Earth Software Catalog, June 1984

new flowerchild one shot let's GO

robot incel chaser:

[gf left this afternoon voice] i miss my gf

new fridge magnets

reading yuri while she sleeps on me