i should probably have a better system for remembering to take my prog than "remember it exists when i get really sad at 2am"

any women want to ruin me

important to recognize that the second statement made by ChatGPT here is just as unreliable as the first

best ending of all time, let's be real

don't fumble the girl who could match your freak just because you didn't wanna come off as "weird" to her. she 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨 you to be weird with her

lord i see what u have done for others

off to sleep I leave you with tummy

Poet, musician, and software engineer nori li, here as @nori.gay, has died. She was phenomenally talented and dearly loved 💜 🏳️‍⚧️ 💜

exposure therapy (existing as the real you in the world interacting with cis people so they see we're just their neighbors and co-workers, and we're just out here living our lives like every other human being because we are a normal part of humanity)

arm them i'm so serious

graph theory course that exclusively uses polycules for examples and problem sets

4.4k/5k already team. let’s close this out today for mel!! www.gofundme.com/f/help-mel-c...

bluesky moderation decided to label mel's entire account so you probably won't see her fundraiser for bottom surgery. now you will.

i'm a sub until her thigh is shoved between my legs. then i'm a grinder

they call me the snuggler because i be snugglin

learned helplessness is a rot and you must purge it if you want to learn how to live.

going to sleep with a copy of Europa Universalis V under my pillow so I wake up knowing all the new mechanics

Please check all that apply

is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,

A BETTER WORLD IS POSSIBLE

next job for the zohranguard is to take all the rich conservative long island suburbs and turn them into a hyper dense ratchet & clank level

(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶

god protect him

you haven't lived until you've made out with a girl while explaining Rust lifetime annotations

do care + did ask + do worry about you + am really proud of you + you’re really gorgeous and i hope your dreams tonight are as beautiful as your smile 💜

she hasn't sucked my dick since she started eating all my blowjob mints :(

voter fraud? nah dawg, photo broads look how good their angles are

Someone else repeated my mistake of using the word "suburban" within a forty-mile radius of Chicago-area Bluesky users and the result is @thelouvreof.bsky.social worthy.

I don't think I've come across a poem that taps into my ethos when it comes to navigating queer community within the context of a hostile world as much as "We Have Enough Dead Friends" by Lena Oleanderson. I strive to make my home a sanctuary where other faggots feel safe and cared for.

i'm a sub until her thigh is shoved between my legs. then i'm a grinder

getting covid in 2020 and logging on to feverishly tweet "need a 6ft2 alpha mommy to pin me down at the nape with her teeth and rut me so hard I get hospitalised for adult rickets"

she's sleepin 🥰

what are girls' necks for? you guessed it,

if you find yourself complaining about specifically conventionally attractive trans women you're just doing misogyny. sorry

you should be in a constant competition with your loved ones to see who can be sappiest. who can be the most sincere. who can be the most loving.

Chicago and Broadview, 11/1/25

hot fucking take if you don't understand this post stop shipping software to millions of people

A device exploded inside the Goldenson Building in Harvard’s Longwood medical campus early Saturday morning, according to a message from the Harvard University Police Department to University affiliates. Matan H. Josephy and Laurel M. Shugart report. www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...

when f. scott fitzgerald said “so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past” he was actually talking about daylight savings time

afterimages; lying awake, beside an absence shaped like you

ancient Incans: oouuugh I'm so houngry if only there were a lovely starchy tuber that I could cultivate the humble potato:

god help us, it's here

AFAB trans person? hm i would say that All trans people are Fab....

sunrise, parabellum

when i see a post with "/hj" i always read "handjob"

women make life worth living