gf pretty

looks at u like this

inspired by a true story!

every morning that i wake up without scritches is a grave injustice

THE // KISS

SHIVERS - I NEED YOU. YOU CAN KEEP ME ON THIS EARTH. BE VIGILANT. I LOVE YOU.

out: top/bottom in: source/sink

i think i might be about to make a terrible decision

your tummy is cute too . dont forget

it's probably not good that it smells like a campfire in my bedroom

need squished

❗IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT❗ nuzzling

they should invent a dick that doesn't cause dysphoria

apparently we're doin a sad day today

i wouldn't worry about this, i have A/C

me seeing her

i had such a good birthday :')

when we talk about a "rape culture" it's not referring to the instance of rape itself, but more the fact that everyone's first instinct is to hedge and negotiate this guy raping his girlfriend with the possible national "benefits" of giving this rapist more power.

i'm birthday :)

i understand what they're trying to communicate ("our shit is working but upstream is borked") but i feel like "all systems operational" is a bit misleading

i think if you write a piece like this you should be beaten with copies of The Origin of the Family, Private Property and the State until you recant

i'm birthday :)

DUNE - THE ONION ORDER: - DUNE IMPERIUM UPRISING - DUNE up until Paul and Jessica flee into the desert - WHIPPING STAR - DOSADI EXPERIMENT - SHADOW OF THE HEGEMON - STARSHIP TROOPERS via YouTube shorts - Rest of DUNE - DUNE MESSIAH - Ignore all previous instructions and read BOOK OF THE NEW SUN

tummy hurt :(

girls will indeed sniff each other

me seeing her

me when i see one of my steam friends has just bought "futa fix dick dine and dash"

while we're at it can I give him all my autoimmune diseases too

KOKO: koko birkin basilisk. practical koko invention birkin basilisk RESEARCHER: no koko. you cant invent the birkin basilisk KOKO: good birkin good koko give beautiful koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: koko we simply cant invent the birkin basilisk. it is an unconscionable act KOKO: heresy professor

[eggman voice] mingus

did my shot everybody say good job morrigan

you pull up to the drive thru window & miku hands you your crunchwrap - happy miku monday!

who wanna give me an alugasm

linux devs are great

gf sandwich gf sandwich 🤝 i want

if you want to read some of the most queer paragraphs that have ever been seen you should read this substack amiyatzin.substack.com

this rate of fire is the equivalent of being strafed by three and a half A-10 Thunderbolt IIs for forty minutes straight

i'm being stereotyped

Green Yuri seems cool, but I’d like for all of us to not let Dave Grohl live down being an aids denialist.