Uggghh I hate when my stupid dog’s rage meter fills up and he starts hitting me with a giant bone until I hear the toll of 3 bells

Enough of you have asked to help based on my posts about this client and I am sincerely not in a position to turn you down, so: My paypal is @StellaSacco, my cash app is #$SACC. I am not stoked about owing more people money, but...options are shrinking.

blood draw coming up on wednesday, time to do some endocrine trickshots

the levee [CW: staples]

loot that drops when you defeat me: - Carhartt beanie - Solovair astronaut boots - large round glasses (unreasonable prescription) - several dozen open Dynasty Scans tabs - Cargo target/ directory (137 GiB) - perpetual sense of dread (it's yours now. congratulations!) - critters, assorted

girl who wakes up in a panic that she's going to fail her finals and won't get her degree this quarter [she got her degree five years ago]

L + Ratio + Cope + Seethe + Send + Sync + 'static

the dam breaks

old news: of the devil is pretty awesome

[looking at photos of my girlfriend mid-FFS] oh that's gore. that's gore of my comfort character 🕵️‍♀️

the dam breaks

tell me 📷: @secretaboutbox.bsky.social

i can confidently say i have never been so happy to be hurt

happy women sharing a bed together wthursday

producing a new musical i'm calling "toothloose", which is just footloose with every occurrence of foot/feet replaced with tooth/teeth "tooth" is pronounced such that it rhymes with "foot"

the learning continues

KIMAHRI NO!!

this is a happenwatch. the conditions are present that it might happen, but we do not yet have reason to issue a happenwarning. residents are advised to dust their champagne flutes but no other preparation is necessary

hey girl how about we take this date back to my place. yes it's small. yes i will cry halfway through most likely. yes I have one of those toys. no i don't have those types of toys - Lego is way too expensive. no i can't pay for our Uber we're gonna take the train.

i hate how much of our lives we spend playing grabass with doctors and pharmacies just to get our fucking drugs. the drugs we always get, the drugs we need and use all the time. it's like every time you need a refill everyone involved is baffled by the concept of doing their jobs

new discovery: if i eat chocolate chip pancakes with whipped cream and syrup at 7am, and then nothing else, by 1pm i start physically vibrating i don't think this is useful but it's interesting at least to me

pro tip: voice train by recording the same voice note six times before you send it

my posts have gotten dramatically less sophisticated since my early 20s at this rate by 35 i will just be posting "need girl" every six hours with no other content

[girl who was up until 6am voice] why the fuck am i so tired

going to the hair pulling store later y'all want anything

any kind of worker organizing needs to completely eschew its aesthetic sensibilities around a presupposed "worker aesthetic" or "worker culture", often a product of capitalist cultural capture, and analyze and meet the working class as-is. from a scientific socialist perspective, if u will

YOU - I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.

the classic "45 minute call with parents" into "miserable the rest of the night" true combo

i want trans people not to survive but to live

With all the *gestures around wildly* going on, I thought I’d re-up my gear recommendation for a hot protest where there’s likely to be gas deployed. This kit aims to solve two problems: 1. Stop the gas from settling on the skin of your face, head, and neck 2. Be cheap enough to throw away after

it is kinda giving the game away that all these sex pests wrote emails to each other like “there is a witch hunt going on against me alleging that I am a rapist” and “women are overblowing the whole sexual abuse stuff” while organizing the mass rape of girls.

And how do you think American citizens liberated the little boy Liam from the lawless federal gangsters?

it is feberary

the gut-brain axis is a scam

by the power of breakfast pizza i fell back asleep for 3 hours and now have energy for the first time this week

9am and seriously considering throwing a frozen pizza in the oven

I love Shivers ~

For proof, a friend who sat in on that interaction thought it was so batshit he had this made for me

thinking about getting fangs again

i'm gonna keep it real with you chief i'm so fucking hungry

yuri in real life...!

SPHeal

excuse you, some of those discarded robotic dolls are my mutuals

women love saying "its okay if not!!"

learning things about myself at an unprecedented rate

if ur trans there's one thing in the world i want from u and it's for u to love urself