You'll never guess what just happened

Going to get my official diagnosis and then announce it with this

Today in my life as a corporate social media guy... boutta pitch a bad joke for our social that either goes triple platinum or gets me ejected from the office window. We'll find out

Did a full sketch in 1hr30... yeah this is happening for every piece of art from now on

Sweetest girl ever and her brother, terrorism

Added this in my rafa art file so i can be motivated

Borderlands loot grind is more fun than destiny loot grind for the sole reason of "i need this gun with the prefix SLUTTY, or else"

SWHFTT‼️‼️SUNDAY‼️‼️ 70. The power of a god

Purina what the fresh hell is in my cat's food bruh☠️

Demon slayer is incredibly funny bc half of it is the best action youve seen and the other half is backstory explainer 3000 (this is not a complaint, i know what im getting into)

Mikoshi is such a cave cat and Linder is almost always outside and its crazy how my life is now just making sure Linder doesnt blow the apartment up while looking for Mikoshi

Yes Linder we see the fit

My theory about genAI and genAI companies - i think it's a form of artificial dependency. They inject genAI into every aspect of your life, even in places you don't need them, all to make you think you can't go without them, so they can profit off whatever data you have and whatnot.

Bro rediscovered thinking😭😭😭😭😭

Met this Black lady omw to the vet - said she's got 2 little terriers, one of them knows how to use a sofa massager😭and her sister visited her and sat on the dog's sofa!! And the dog was judging her sister the whole time! And when the sister stood up the dog jumped on and turned on the massager😭😭

My apologies for being uneducated on this topic or whatever, but why does the US have the power to veto in the UN with one vote? Like if it's up to the US's decision, what even is the point of the UN? If it's just up to the US to decide. Again idrk how the UN works but ???

Showing my cats their fan art

Microplastic enthusiast

Ok question for pet parents in general Both my guys are adopted strays but they have pretty specific approximate ages (down to the month). Do i celebrate their adoption day or do i pick a random day in their approximated birth month and make that their honorary birthday

Cyberpunk 2077 brainrot

"How many main borderlands games are there?" The intelligent Mikoshi:

A computer algorithm cannot make the kind of art i do because a computer algorithm cannot love sad fictional men with a beard and maybe some robot parts

So my girl - my flawless perfect girl mikoshi - is now being corrupted by the evil terrorist - she used to know my bedtime and would hop on and cuddle at 10pm SHES ZOOMING AROUND AND THEYRE PLAYING WITH A MICROPLASTIC AT 11PM RN HELP. HELP WHAT DID I BRING INTO MY HOUSEHOLD. THIS THING

Literally my live view rn

This car's paintjob is fucking unreal

I did NOT just see someone using ai to TRANSLATE A SENTENCE in my meeting chat????????? Do google translate not exist. Why do you have to thank ai for the translation

Single braincell in that walnut. Out of all toys i bought him.. an empty toilet paper roll

My 2 idiot children

So i got mikoshi and mr shit to hang out peacefully on my bed but then mr shit decided that mikoshi's tail is a cool toy and ruined the moment Pictured: mr shit

Ok i got mr shit back!!! I was expecting a few days but hes back. Apparently someone at the vet wouldve taken him if he wasnt already adopted lol. Hes so soft and so sweet. But also capable of.. crimes..

Just used sugar instead of salt in a recipe im going to launch myself into a black hole

hey so unfortunately i'll have to return child #2 briefly bc they told me hes not shitting himself anymore but he just shat himself!!!!! Theyre taking him to the vet and i'll have him back when hes no longer Mr Shit😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Teammates have turned my gamertag into a noun bro they be in borderlands 4 saying certified (gamertag) moment and i did a (gamertag) whenever they accidentally explode from self damage☠️

forget optimization and fov gearbox gotta drag randy pitchfork into a pr training class

how my cats eat churu

Idk why it would be surprising for anyone to find out i was once a warrior cats fan. My main oc was this edgy ass black cat. 2025 was not ready for you Shadowstar,

Mikoshi: you tried to give me a bite of watermelon as a treat? Fuck off Linder: i eat corn

SWHFTT‼️‼️SUNDAY‼️‼️ 69. The meaning of life

which is your favorite Linder bean set

How did 9 year old me do it

ive been calling him Child #2 for weeks leading up to the official adoption and now it feels like Child #2 is his actual name

6 months old and already ingesting microplastics

In other news: Mad At Me Island, population: 1

So little man isnt shy at all (unlike someone else!) and i felt like hes a better candidate for leash training. The harness begins

Just saw this on twitter and felt weirdly reassured for naming my 2nd cat robert john linder

See i said when yall see the cat yall will understand why i named him that

New beans