Incorrect. This is babygirl.

Now im not a cat trainer or anything but ive accidentally trained my cat to respond to the command "fuck off"☠️ He likes to sit in my bathroom when im in there. When i leave i tell him to fuck off and he will leave. Cats fr listen to anything if you baby talk them. This is so stupid lol.

Things that people thought my cat's name was: - Linda - Lynyrd - Tinder - Liner - Blinker

My boy cat looks like his namesake. My girl cat doesnt. And im glad she doesnt because if she did we'd have a way bigger issue here

WORLDSTAR

Got more legos this christmas and finally got around to building it Car :)

PR disaster

me (a hunter) looking at 2 titans (tcrash and twilight) after out-dps them on sere with a duskfield nade and a lightsaber

hey @mynameisbyf.bsky.social we're doing this on our birthday

My work monitor sticky note thats just jsh saying "can you lock the f in" is no longer sticking to my work monitor. A sad day💔

Bathroom door slightly open: all is well Bathroom door closed: FATHER IN PERIL. ONLY WE CAN HELP. WE WILL BREAK DOWN THIS WRETCHED DOOR. BY SCREAMING AT IT

"My wrist hurts" -> this is because i drew too much and my carpal tunnel is screaming for help -> boring, uninspired "My wrist hurts" -> im practicing Sword Logic and amplifying my art powers through a ritual of pain -> inspiring, motivating, im going to build a throne world

Licked his butt then passed out

I keep accidentally zapping my cats bc static electricity build up on their fur!! I feel really bad. Do they know what static is or do they think im being mean :(

always take 0.5 photos of your cats

New laptop has a dedicated copilot button. I'll be changing it to my 2nd windows key but this is genuinely so sad to see. Theyve embedded something evil and putrid within the humble keyboard. No copilot button deserves to see the lights of gamer rgb

i told him he has to pay rent this year

Also happy retirement to my old laptop Trevor. Carried me through some day 1 raids. Sacrificed its own battery to my destiny 2 addiction. This ol'reliable Dell will be replaced by a Lenovo which i have named Leon. Rip.

Trashed my apartment award

SWHFTT‼️‼️SUNDAY‼️‼️ 86. New Year Resolution

A mystery

GOP cropping the original meme bc the original profile pic was johnny silverhand and johnny silverhand would not stand for their bullshit #nooticing

I apologize to every person who has ever stood behind me during TSA. I dont think a human should be allowed to travel with this amount of electronic devices (5) but here i am. Id hate standing behind me too

I cannot tell u how excited i am to see my cats AND my computer again

Praxic blade duskfield build going great

Something something sword logic

Marathon is an insane game in the sense that i genuinely do not care about playing it at all, but i make art bc it looks nice

Crying at ppl finding out about Renegades the hard way

Being in the same household as someone who exclusively listens to f*x news bc "its the only reliable news source unlike the other corporate-controlled media (their own words, not mine)" is eye opening bc am i listening to genuine propaganda rn

New Year Resolution 2026 - embrace sword logic - study the books of sorrow - tithe to an interdimensional power - acquire paracausal powers

Its day 3 of 2026

Whenever my right wrist hurts im like i understand. Im drawing. But whenever my left wrist hurts (like NOW) its like... you aint done shit! You do not deserve to hurt. The fuck

My mom cant remember her grandcats' names so theyre miku and johnny now😭😭😭😭😭😭

Sorry about this. It wont happen again

Baby Linder is absolutely terrorizing my catsitter. Which is very on brand for his name but now i wish i didnt name him that. Names hold power and im well aware. I will learn nothing from this. I'll be naming a future cat Bael.

Look ive always opposed calling ai generated images "ai art" bc it doesnt deserve the art label. Books of Sorrow them. These arent even comparable to real art. These are just hollow objects and false pretenders. Sword Logic those ai bros.

Someone just sent me this and demanded an answer??

Lemme tell you theres a very specific genre of insufferable people on bluesky

Marathon is highlighter green

Neuromancer

First '26 tag on my art. Marathon.

Renegades - #destiny2art #destiny2

Resolution

Spawned fireworks in the tower so my guardian doesnt spend new years eve alone

Passing into 2026 from 2025 in the most loser way imaginable (timing everything just right so i can make a destiny 2 meme)

Someone call byf... Yor is BACK and he is a WARLOCK

Pmo that ppl are already going "year of the horse!!" NO! Its still year of the snake! Year of the horse starts on february 17th!!!

Important things i did in 2025 - my own place!!!!! - cats - got tattoos Important things im gonna do in 2026 - car (?) - volunteer at cat shelters - more tattoos

Bluesky locked me out of my art acc bc it thought i was 1 year old☠️☠️☠️☠️😭😭😭😭