Opening and closing Le Labo locations in Silverlake at an ever accelerating rate to confuse and disorient the media classes

No friends only lovers

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

All character actor season of The Traitors with Amy Sedaris hosting

Vigil/press conference featuring six city councilors ends with an “abolish ICE” chant and the Portland crows circling overhead.

i can't explain it but this is what i feel like lately

Walking home from my job at the hospital to watch a TV show about the hospital

When Han Solo came out of the carbon freezing chamber in Empire Strikes Back he shoulda had a huge frozen boner

Every 4-6 weeks a darkness comes over me and I find myself in the McDonald’s drive thru ordering a 10 piece nugget combo

Windows XP Christmas theme in 2004

art, music, movies, sports, community, education; something you cherish is made by or made better by trans people inventing it, teaching it, and loving it

Straight guys in LA love to be from Pennsylvania or New Jersey

I can’t prove this but I know in my heart that Neanderthals invented eating pussy

I do not eat crab because one day all will be crab. Crab is the final destination for us all. We mustn't eat what we will become, which is crab. Crab is all.

I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape

Gay Guy Fall has ended…now is the season of the Winter Lesbian

people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life

“I hear that Laurel Canyon is full of famous stars / but I hate them worse than lepers / and I’ll kill them in their cars” Me, an idiot: Neil Young was so sigma for this

November 1 holiday season begins

Why hasn’t anyone made a good punk song about Gavin Newsom. Who will update California Uber Alles for the unfolding technofascist utopia

Logging on

How I look when I read your posts

You have been blessed with the Carlsbad Caverns cave titty.

bro did you just challenge portland to express oppositional defiance in competitively creative ways bro

I've been sexting with my computer for years now and lemme tell ya, all the booping and beeping sounds she makes drives me nuts

I don’t like horses but I do like men who remind me of horses

America really entering its “hell is empty and all the devils are here” era

thrilled to be in a DANIEL DOC with my beloved @spookymeatball.bsky.social to answer @danielspielberger.bsky.social's burning questions about our steamy short stories! 📚

I’m filmpilled. I’m moviemaxing

Doing a bump of truffle salt straight from the bag >>>>

She’s real and she’s my girlfriend

Would love to see all the big hearted Liberals who took up arms to defend a wealthy celebrity’s talk show give a little of that energy to the trans people and undocumented people whose lives are literally at stake

“i don’t read fiction” damn sorry about your flaccid imagination

Christian Girl Autumn is canceled…it’s time for Fuck Fascists Fall

So funny that my body violently rejects all non-train forms of transportation. Victorian ass proprioception

It's Baby Safety Month.

Instead of sports more bars should play old episodes of ER

All Italians are descended from this

that's what I look like inside too

this is where I post from

fatal attraction to aloof older brother types with niche and off putting interests who absolutely refuse to text me back

a beautiful story about being online

The people dominating our political landscape, culture, and economy are just so stupid and full of shit it's almost impossible to describe

Huge W for me: work cafeteria just started stocking Ito En teas

Men fought and died on the beaches of Normandy so their grandsons would be free... to be this.

If you see a large penis in renaissance art, it means the artist thought they were a moron.

Conceptual art piece where I go through the complete set of Harry Potter books and change Harry’s pronouns to ze/zir

Someone should invent a robot with big naturals