Rare cosmic horror Nancy drop

happy cloth mother’s day to all who celebrate

In Silver Lake even the garbage men are wearing slutty little glasses

Sorry I got grumpy about the Catholic Church. It will happen again

Devastating: I listened to a polyamory podcast and found it actually helpful

Thank you to the lovely Caroline Reilly at @forbes.com for interviewing me and @spookymeatball.bsky.social about Double Black Diamond and recommending it along with some other fantastic story collections!

Captain, the Elliott Smith beacon is flashing—we’re headed straight for a depressive episode!

Just a day in my life as a big breasted bisexual

about to make these t-shirts my entire personality

I don’t give a FUCK I will like and bookmark every single librarian video on my FYP

Being left handed is like being right handed but sexier

I just went to Vons and they told me they are no longer offering bags with handles “to save cost.” This economic system is so cooked bro

The millennial self-indulgence of listening to a Gogol Bordello album in 2026

We’re so lucky to be alive at the same time as trees. Let’s hear it for trees

Woke up with Bruce Springsteen’s The River stuck in my head and I’m making it everyone’s problem

As a person of Roman Catholic experience I am physically incapable of telling someone a secret without saying “I have to confess,”

Thank you to @authorsabb.bsky.social heroes @beccacoffindaffer.bsky.social and Ed Underhill, we have some slides that can be shared by anyone about this, with particular reps to target. Let's kill this bill in committee.

Choosing to become more sexually frustrated, for my art

Oh no I’ve developed a crush on the skinny goth guy I see walking his wiener dog every morning on my way to work. We have never spoken

I love to receive Important Work Updates

I know what will save the media industry. We need a print magazine focusing on the issues of the lesbian purebred dog owner

natural wine this, natural wine that…what about these heavy naturals

The absolute humiliation of asking a guy to unlock one of those stupid theft prevention glass cabinets so you can buy yeast infection meds

Trying to remember the last time I had sex with someone who doesn’t wear glasses

Opening and closing Le Labo locations in Silverlake at an ever accelerating rate to confuse and disorient the media classes

No friends only lovers

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

All character actor season of The Traitors with Amy Sedaris hosting

Vigil/press conference featuring six city councilors ends with an “abolish ICE” chant and the Portland crows circling overhead.

i can't explain it but this is what i feel like lately

When Han Solo came out of the carbon freezing chamber in Empire Strikes Back he shoulda had a huge frozen boner

Every 4-6 weeks a darkness comes over me and I find myself in the McDonald’s drive thru ordering a 10 piece nugget combo

Windows XP Christmas theme in 2004

art, music, movies, sports, community, education; something you cherish is made by or made better by trans people inventing it, teaching it, and loving it

Straight guys in LA love to be from Pennsylvania or New Jersey

I can’t prove this but I know in my heart that Neanderthals invented eating pussy

I do not eat crab because one day all will be crab. Crab is the final destination for us all. We mustn't eat what we will become, which is crab. Crab is all.

I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape

Gay Guy Fall has ended…now is the season of the Winter Lesbian

people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life

“I hear that Laurel Canyon is full of famous stars / but I hate them worse than lepers / and I’ll kill them in their cars” Me, an idiot: Neil Young was so sigma for this

November 1 holiday season begins

Why hasn’t anyone made a good punk song about Gavin Newsom. Who will update California Uber Alles for the unfolding technofascist utopia

Logging on

How I look when I read your posts

You have been blessed with the Carlsbad Caverns cave titty.

bro did you just challenge portland to express oppositional defiance in competitively creative ways bro

I've been sexting with my computer for years now and lemme tell ya, all the booping and beeping sounds she makes drives me nuts