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Solid Cat

If you read comments on stuff where people are stirring up unnecessary shit. You find people like this who are just so confidently wrong you cannot help but laugh

Ok Capcom this is good

Putting an end to Dr. Nefarious' plans in more Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal twitch.tv/TheJewker

"This shouldn't work": Super Mario 64 now runs on the most expensive console of the '90s, and it's even "sort of" functional www.gamesradar.com/hardware/ret...

on this day in 1995, scientists discovered bisexuality. happy 31st birthday to all my fellow bs

I woke up one morning with the level name 'Himalaylien Invasion' in my head, it tickled me... That's the only reason this level exists. A scary amount of my game dev work has the same origin, including the new logo! 🦇 (As usual, ignore the Ape Escape placeholder tunes)

the way this is actually a really good mental health tip

a few good Jessica’s

how many GULP sexual erm.. (tugging my collar) p-p-partners have i had .. ?? well ah.. nine (reading the room and feeling like a loser) hundred (realizing this might make me seem like a womanizer) men (afraid of coming off like a serial monogamist) at once

Alternatively..

the two outfits for men

Trying to keep my cool in this awful heat wave by chilling with some Jewkbox twitch.tv/TheJewker

it's been brought to my attention that some of you aren't familiar with the water slide that fixes your lower back posture

today’s the big bike race, right?

Killer Queen Black is back on Steam and available as free store.steampowered.com/app/663670/K... for some reason still has disclaimer that it's no longer on Steam

He was a "Seven Minutes is all I can spare" boy She was a "Five Minutes should be plenty" girl

"figure it out, like a real engineer" Accompanied by "we needed da pwagiawism bobot to make da pictures" really tells you a lot about this particular asshole.

gm

Just bought @lonelydays17.bsky.social an apple turnover and I had to stop her and say "before you do that" and then I went and turned over her food. This bewildered her more than it should

every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally

Finally it's my moment to shine

With one ps2 trilogy finished, how about we finish another? Starting Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal twitch.tv/TheJewker

so in case you're wondering why this is showing up out of nowhere this is twitch using the same tech as the AI stream summary to monitor your stream for you saying this since most people turned off the AI stream summary you can turn this off too by going to Settings -> Stream in your dashboard

literally this meme:

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how it feels looking at every industry I wanted to be part of as a child/young adult

The Kongregate page for Don't Shit Your Pants has maybe the funniest game news update of all time

about to be the social media icon of 45 different transgender lesbian perverts u know

梅原が来たっ！！ Umehara's coming!

Me and Boyks got tired of sharing the same prize from the last arcade trip so we are gonna try and win one with more light gun games twitch.tv/TheJewker

Decided to replay Chapter 1 🔥

“they would love this” my dumb ass thinks as i get ready to share a post to the exact friend who just reposted it onto my feed in the first place

Just got a very desperate email from kick begging me to join the site and get auto partnered on there. I immediately replied to the email with "no"

Spaceballs: The New One: The Teaser Poster. In theaters April 2027.

"You come up with a slogan for the ice cream shop?" "Sure did boss, real fuckin haunting just like you asked." "what"

Head's up peeps, there's a translation out for an obscure Dreamcast RPG, Tricolore Crise, that first popped up four days ago with a first release and then a 'completion' release last night. It's LLM translated using an AI-friendly workflow tool also being developed for wider use. (1/3)

Windex Xenomorph 💦

JKR and her new org apparently helped get the new Amnesty International report on how TERF organizations destroy lives taken down from their site. Well, guess what? The Streisand Effect is real. Here's the entire report in a thread. Read it. Share it.

worms rejoice

This fucking thumbnail kills me every time.

smoking baby yoshi