good news everybody

Time to catch up on sumo

a few more hours in The Chair today

what is zohran's first name @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @barackobama.bsky.social

Check out this fuckin meteorite of freeze dried sour skittles

Check out this fuckin meteorite of freeze dried sour skittles

anyone do this yet

A fun trick in Hades 2 is to say "Hades 2" but then sneak in "nuts." It sounds like you're saying "hey these two nuts," which is how you "get" somebody.

Nixon and Miranda balking on TV time, smdh Mox lost to KOR and Roddy. He tapped to a 170 pound stuntman. Swerve and Kyle lost their way into gold. Ospreay asked to lose to Swerve so people would take his reign seriously. And she's gonna do some Miro shit?

TK is going apeshit booking against the conventional wisdom the past month or so

Austin Gunn is gonna have to be the one to call himself "Juice" the way he's going 💉

YOU GD RIGHT BITCH

We invented the screensaver maze irl

where's the zohran maker

The Funko Pops are decimated.

Seen on our walk

Say what you will about democratic socialists but at least they made the trans run on time.

Say what you will about democratic socialists but at least they made the trans run on time.

VtM good

"I've got the brains, you've got the corpse. Let's make us a buddy." - Victor Frankenstein

I had this saved for if I ever wanted an "oh snap" image but I guess I can use it literally instead

Great lesson. I have some notes. These are teenagers. They're going to seize on every little mistake if it's funny. To that end, Fortunato was *walled in* by Montresor. He was not "bricked up."

They should do Rap Hands again

I am fully serious when I say that all billionaires and trillionaires should be composted and their wealth distributed to the masses.

Jury nullification is good and it's a good sign for America's path out of authoritarianism that juries are recognizing their power to nullify.

Dad stop Bolsonaroing

www.sfgate.com/food/article... - this is going to meld really well with the trend toward understaffing stores (to say nothing of the insane fire/trampling hazard) line too long? not worth it to grab that snack and drink on the run? too bad, bitch

Always wanted to do a Lark Voorhies/Jason Voorhees couples costume but I haven't had a black girlfriend since high school.

someone should make a bluestacks like thing that's open source and not ad supported so I can use it without a million anime girls asking me for money

I assume this is an order I have coming in, but I have a piece of mail coming today where the return address is to "Skeleton"

When the smart money is taking your dough out of the market before everything implodes, there's no insider trading to be done.

Mercedes/Athena is such a nutso tag team two of the biggest fuckin wrestling nerds on the planet they're doing super weirdo shit I think on just a "oh we totally have to" basis

yknow how Athena is on my screen right now? keep doing that forever #AEWDynamite

no sarcasm I love when dynamite just does a chikara match OC vs Claudio part a billion with remsburg reffing of course

AEW Dynamite is appointment viewing, by which I mean you have to actually make an appointment so you remember to start HBO Max like 30 minutes before it airs because it takes for goddamn ever to load

Lenin knew that in the future, there would be selfies.

If I pretend to like Parks n Rec and Hamilton, will liberals quit dragging their feet against leftward progress If I adopt your fuckin blorbos

lost my wallet for almost a week found it but only after canceling a couple cards, so now I'm finally getting around to smart tags for my keys and wallet

Stan Hansen called his lariat the "Western Lariat" both because of his cowboy persona and because he used his left arm for it. I think I'm gonna give my guy in WWWRPG the "Southern Lariat" which is a shot to the balls

when KOR does the high-low with Roddy, it should be called the High Low Reilly you are leaving money on the table

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

Did a search for "'canine teeth in the side of my' -neck" to see if anyone else has the brain problem where they constantly change the words to other stuff for fun and there were a couple but mostly just people who can't spell "neck"

Cops' blood pressure going up so fast they're calling it Statin Island

I thought Jojo Siwa was gonna win it tbh

BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students. Follow AP for live updates.

Genuinely surprised the flavored vape ban passed. Money and general "leave-me-alone" - ness falling in favor of a public health measure with no profit motive?

Woke 2 is coming. We will not apologize for the terror.

2026 Primary Woke Wave