MLS, or "Lou Gehrig's Disease"...

a fun kind of mental disorganization is that sometimes when I need to go to my doctor app, I go to lastfm instead, presumably because both of them are red squares and my brain is shortcutting to go to "the red square site"

imo it's malpractice that Lio Rush ever had to do the Blackheart thing to get the attention he's getting now but if this is what it takes, I'm here for it and honestly it's kind of inspired to turn him face 🤼

a public figure was done dirty by a clickbaity headline misrepresenting his views, but he's an evil fuck with evil aims, so fuck 'im he can pay for his own PR

Send hole

what you doing in there

you can't even google a classic tweet anymore without AI trying to change the subject to itself

that meme of the Nazi spotting the spy by how he holds up three fingers, but it's sexhavers spotting an undercover asexual because he spells it "mylf"

Okay but what about all the bad things doge did

It's not far Not hard to reach We can get devoured At Rockaway Beach

I can't take this anymore! *raises hand to snap fingers that activates sKill 3 which drops a meteor on your dumb ass that lands one stun and two burn debuffs that does devastating damage on your next turn, killing you violently on your turn*

the guy that kicked themself in the balls made minions?

a single rainfall can bring a playa back to life

They have names, NY Daily... Matt Murdock and Elektra Natchios

"there's something I wanna tell you," the man says to the clerk at the counter at this clinic "you're real short." coworkers dying trying to stifle laughter as he shares the family history of his short relatives

It's Where The Water Tastes Like Wine A game about the people, the land, the labor, the music, the folklore, and the struggles of Americans of all colors. A game about interrogating the lie of the American Dream.

mpregs georg should not have been counted

My old boss is doubtless fucking fuming about CO-1 today BUT AT LEAST HER DIRTY MONEY WILL SADDLE US WITH MORE SHITASS HICKENLOOPER

The fact that DeGette was one of the best Dems in Congress doesn't say what they think it says. It shows how low the bar was set.

www.bbc.com/news/article... The straight, "YMCA was never about gay stuff" Village Person WOULD hold out until Pride Month was over to die back on his home turf.

Israel does not have a right to exist. No country or government does. People have the right to exist and live peacefully. Borders and governments change constantly. See the USSR. The former Yugoslavia, etc. Israel is committing genocide right now. The government is an absolute pariah.

NEWS: 29-year-old Democratic Socialist Melat Kiros will defeat 15-term incumbent Rep. Diana DeGette in the Democratic primary for CO-01. Kiros, a first-time candidate and former attorney, dominated the Denver assembly and tapped into anti-incumbent sentiment.

NEW: Democratic Socialist Melat Kiros leads Rep Diana DeGette by 2% in the first round of ballots from Denver (approx 2/3rds of the vote). These were the votes most likely to be favorable for DeGette. This could be over early for the 29 year incumbent. Astonishing.

a single rainfall can bring a playa back to life

"thank you for making time to meet with me I'm sure you're wondering why I called you in"

His palms are slickened Knees weak, Morty Rickened Threw up his tendies all sickened Forty chicken Malnourished But on the surface He look portly, thickened Undercooked And that's how his nosis trichened

if I do karaoke this weekend what's some extremely unpatriotic songs (difficulty, no RATM. not saying I won't do it, just, you don't need to suggest them)

unsolicited 90s music opinion: "Unsung" by Helmet is from a portal into the dimension where the Foo Fighters kept making songs like "I'll Stick Around" and didn't do like "Everlong" and "Big Me" etc

In the abstract this is good but I can't help but wonder how much is about using an algorithm to detect and label ai music unilaterally so various artists big enough to get paid but too small to fight in court can just be demonetized when wrongly labeled ai.

I feel like if you name your kid "Mortimer Toynbee" it's a little bit your fault if he turns into a super-villain.

This is just to say I have carried my wife that was in the bag to the sky in my teeth Forgive me She was betrothed so married and so elevated

"Frog and Toad are Friends" but it's Blob and Toad

I got referred to an ADHD skills support group but they only meet by zoom meeting and I don't know if these guys know anything about adhd but...

Mercedes is imo the single best in ring storyteller in wrestling I'm not even wild about her style tbh but she knows lore and building on it

Going social media silent Ppv watch party is starting 2 hours late so I gotta stay unspoiled

drilla maloney more like fulla baloney amirite folks

is it too late to get on "center passes to wing passes back to center center holds it holds it... holds it..."

saw someone say "the n-word" to refer to "nazis" like we had to protect their delicate sensibilities and wow yeah that's someone who can get the wall

SADAM_H1.BMF

discovering that I'm pretty sure "The World Cup" is a trademark that aggressively polices its use in other media, in much the same way that TV commercials have to refer to the Super Bowl as "the big game" because that's *two* wrestling commentary folks calling it "the big soccer tournament"

buy high, sell low masterful strategy sir

It will never not be funny that there's a company called "Strategy" whose entire business is "buy lots of bitcoin and never sell it or anything else"

what idiot called it a "nudie booth" and not a "boobliette"

okay but how do I do the dick-out version

okay I'll bite who is "mom donny"

The U.S. and European powers have always targeted Haiti/Haitians because Haiti's story is one of Black resistance, and these powers (still) try to invalidate and denigrate the first self-made Black republic at every turn. But its struggles are linked to colonial powers attempting to destroy it. /1

men would rather simultaneously be hobgoblin than go to therapy