my new years resolution

just wanna take a little credit for this circulating around because nobody was using it and then I did and now sometimes it shows up I'm an influencer

I pulled up to a corner to turn. A homeless man asked me for five dollars. I told him (honestly) I didn't have any cash. He tried to hand me five dollars. "What? No, don't give me your money, dude!" "You need to wash your car. ... It looks like shit."

If they made it so you could add ALT text even after initially posting, the amount of ALT text I add would increase significantly

My whole life we’ve been told that The US is simply too big to have high speed rail

I drank more than I've had in years (which is still not that much)

Karaoke Been forever

It has limited free articles per whatever period but add the MIT Technology Review to your news diet It good

"Cast it into the fire!" "Fuck no."

6-7? What's next, 20-26?!

Loved seeing Claudio doing the super high speed rope runs like Pac, and Pac doing a running european uppercut. It's so cool that the Death Riders keep picking up tricks from each other

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI8M... recently revisited this song love the seething resentment and bitterness of it

Jaws (1975)

It's best to understand that fascists see hypocrisy as a virtue. It's how they signal that the things they are doing to people were never meant to be equally applied. It's not an inconsistency. It's very consistent to the only true fascist value, which is domination.

I'm seein' double! Ocho Bajeena!!

Guillaume Brioche? That's the director of Clair Obscur? Nuh uh. I don't believe it. "Ah yez, my name is zee, how you say... Gaston Croissant! Oui, zat will do nicely."

google helpfully sent me to a library that's closed for seasonal renovations it even said it was open

None of my grievances are ridiculous. They are all perfectly well grounded and rational.

*Four* Nonna, Jeremy?

Love this guy's weird freaks

#waffle1435 5/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 12 🥉 #wafflebronzeteam wafflegame.net

When you ask me to read more than three posts

jfc Kyle Fletcher is so good

doctor appt tomorrow asking him to sign my total permanent disability discharge application for student loans I feel so nervous about it for stupid reasons even if he says no, SSA determination should be fine I just don't want him to not believe me y'know

🦩 + 🆒

Is this an imperative like "you do it because we sure as hell aren't" or is it telling me what one generally does in order to use apps

SLIPPIN RIPPIN DANG FANG ROTTEN ZARG BARG-A-DING-DONG!

This can't be true because Metroid is a boy His name is Justin Bailey

"Pepsi?" "Partial credit!" That wasn't dystopian enough. In our real future, we're expected to pay for machines to do this.

Much better www.audiophile-heaven.com/2025/03/fiio...

You telling me a ho made this takeout?

and this suit, which is NOT black

"Tomorrow's going to be the hottest Christmas on record!" Tomorrow's going to be the *coldest* Christmas for the rest of your life.

When Darktide puts up cosmetic outfits in the cash shop, they name them after various character they make up but they named one of the Armageddon Steel Legion "Claudette Kole," which is really odd like it feels like a copy writer maybe half-internalized a history nugget about Claudette Colvin?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y4C... I thought this was a nice secular crimmis song

The American Dream is that one day even a guy named Diallo can be on the other side of brutal government murders

mfs really be named like "barlow crenshaw"

m.youtube.com/watch?v=PhXm... what a fall from their height as a TikTok sensation

mfs really be named like "barlow crenshaw"

"Eat clen, tren hard, anavar give up."

Large Language Cool J

The path I travel's like the dragon's shadow.

We make you feel real listless We killed Christmas I shot Santa 9 times with the 9 mil biscuit

I'd play Euro games I'd name my kids Euro names Lil Munich, Alsace-Lorraine

This shit's $10 right now and it's easily one of the tightest FPS of all time, and the best implementation of first-person melee combat of any game of its type. If you love a learning curve, this one's got hooks.

uh www.justice.gov/epstein/file...