did you hear about the horrifying thing that youre powerless to do anything about

did you see this? did you hear about this

i think wemby is like a plains or desert giant and chet is like a forest or hill giant

really crazy shot for a 9 foot tall man to take

flashing red alert on your phone that says "PICTURE OF YOUR PENIS AND ASSHOLE DETECTED LAW ENFORCEMENT HAS BEEN CONTACTED"

me too. you have to save your money to buy more packs of cards with anime characters on them

This headline confused the shit out of me until I realised it was a Dutch website.

super glue is pretty fun. youc an put it on stuff that you want to stay attached to other stuff

hm

every single scrap of new guilty gear story content is priceless

(watching gay porn with my friend and the dude starts to suck the other dudes dick) (pressing pause) Ummm pause? Lmfao. (pressing play

me when im dr gero

useful image for upcoming economic calamity

i know thats right

people doing are doing filler ep revisionism. the reason everyone has heard of the driving school episode is because its the exception

last time a guy tried to kill the president was barely over 2 weeks ago lol

standing in the middle and tossing zoloft into people's mouths as they approach one at a time, like a martial arts master expertly deflecting his students' attacks. they fall to the ground smiling

ahhh i hope we're entering the mad magazine parody era of steam porno games

hi, its me, goku

its so cool to release a statement ending with "power still belongs to the people" when you are saying you have decided to respect the court's decision that power does not belong to the people

i almost lost my qud guy to lazily autoexploring through a swamp and having my face and both arms bit off by a thing that is like a crocodile if it was way better at biting your face and arms off but i distracted it with clones of myself and ran way and then regrew my arms and face with future drugs

(thinking really hard) rupee guiliani. luike the money from zelda. rupee guiliani. yup

fbi director who thinks polygraphs are real lol. you know he tells the fbi guys to do hair strand forensics and they all go sure boss and giggle to each other

just stumbled upon what might be the funniest graffiti i've ever seen

this game is so cool, i love building the hell machine for killing all humans

five dollars get outta here

deadblossomjesse character and stream event @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social

i have accidentally sucked the elevator controls in a big dungeon into the portal

in my qud game i got this mutation where i can make a wormhole because it seemed better than the other choices but i forgot that i have another ability where i make clones of myself and now whenever i make the clones they immediately all make space portals and if the portals collide they explode

timeless advice

i think i could do the light saver better than the guys in the movie

Gun

this is my legendary revolver (borat voice) my wife

just had a moment in qud where i found a new hat and for the first time in my character's life looked at the hat he started the game with and noticed it had an engraving on it that told him about lost ruins conveniently close by

the most interesting man on computer

it's so fucked up that 'roguelike' now means you get three random upgrades at the end of a level instead of "occasionally the game will generate a gnome with a wand of death and obliterate you (in the event that you havent already died accidentally falling down a set of stairs while overencumbered)"

1. the news 2. football 3. porno 4. baseball 5. basketball 6. commercials 7. cant think of any more sorry

i just accidentally bm'd a guy big time by saying "nice!" when he made a cool play that i thought gave him lethal on me but i forgot about my own reach creature as a blocker and then perfectly put together lethal on him next turn. i was trying to be nice

got this magic card from precon i already owned for a different deck i'm putting together and i think they only gave me 2 tokens of the little guy it makes. i need a lot more of them. for my plans

store.steampowered.com/app/3596700/... pretty impressed by the demo of this. its a vampire survivors but you are a little car you build out of blocks and you get new blocks when you level up, by the end you are a stupid little tank with 16 wheels and guns pointing every direction

lmfao, i don't remember this at all

it took a while but I think I made the best possible mii in this game. this is my nonbinary duke nukem OC called Duke Nuke Them

lookit him! he's fuckin huge! he's more ripped than you!