shout out to parabolic mic operators at sporting events. imagine if punts were that loud

You will be visited by three spirits

Shadow of the Colossus (2005)

last line is perfect

aghghh @reviewers sorry i forgot to add this , slide to the review guide that went out

fuck me. just burned my mouth on a sausage in the slovakian capital. i should have paid attention, the signs were there

Tres zetas stay sleepy my friends

This song sounds like it's made with built in fonts u kno???

16-9 is bonkers honestly wtf

NY Deli home of the halal chopped cheese

Jauntra Volta. Jaunt Revolta.

Dalluce

Havent mastered quite the same volume of the spread quite yet, but here's to my favorite day of trying

This is part of the whole vibe innit

Idk if y'all know this but Jennifer is a true Thanksgiving sicko

i feel like british sports commentary uses "just about" to mean "barely" while americans use "just about" to mean "almost". Both kinda separate from the sense of having been interrupted when one was "just about" to do something

There's a generic text on yellow diamond street sign on Briarcliff that reads GEESE CROSSING and it bothers me that it isn't GOOSE CROSSING. Or is it a like "children at play" type phrase?

Tuff stough

Would you rather be up 28-14 having given up 14 straight and just missed a very manageable FG or would you rather be down 14-28 with all the momentum

it extremely rips that french people actually say ooh la la all the time

i aint reading all that but i'm sharing

Important educational content

i can't believe i never thought to do this before

1. hey kid . i'm a computer 2. helpp computer. ? ? . 3 stop all thhe downloading ,

"It's not so much manic episodes and depressive episodes. It's more manic episodes (positive) and manic episodes (negative)"

Premier League soccer

I'm a 🅱️eorgia 🅱️oter

Bummers only!!

Gave all three cats a bath today because we have evidence of fleas and the house is full of feelings about that. First full on bath for any of them for years lol. Buggy hissing at the others on sight lol ur just wet buggy, chillax

Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

the thing about shohei ohtani is that hes the best baseball player there ever was AND he's an adorable innocent baby man with pinchable cheeks

Shohei Ohtani has reached safely in all 8 plate appearances, setting what seems like an impossible MLB record. Along the way, he ties 7 other players – including Babe Ruth – for the most walks in a single World Series game (4) and sets a record for most intentional walks in a game (4).

left wing intellectuals on having kids: wow look at all these little joys, i am gonna make a special scrap book of why the family matters...omg is this conservativism? right wing intellectuals on having kids: look we have to start getting teens pregnant if we're gonna outbreed all the undesireables

I got in one little fight and my mom said FREEZE

Goldfinger Bond theme voice: sharp cheddar

Lov when it gets a little chilly once and the cats are like let me live on you

Clifford the straight white dog

The choir I'm in rehearses at an episcopal church and every week we move some of the chairs in the sanctuary into a rehearsal arc. They're like single seaters that attach to each other to form pews. They're very nice. Anyway today a (presumably used) Zyn pouch fell out of one lmaooooo

Sometimes u gotta poop at Wal Mart #gointhruit

Select all squares with GOD If there are none, click skip

I'm watching SNL and unfortunately am laughing a lot

The consultants of swing

College-ruled football bees

ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] ADAM AMIN: yes [World engulfed by flames] ADAM AMIN: oh god yes AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted

Tuck Chingle

Lobe of Laumbry