This would be a very funny license plate except I think it would get my car keyed.

rude. in my day we called that Italo-disco.

We have exactly 5 days left in the primary so if you're as much of a procrastinator as I am, this is your final reminder to help shape our future! I'm running for office because I deeply believe in building a better Georgia that prioritizes people over profit. Let's build it together. #gapol

Just passed a guy rolling down the beltline on his bike blasting the song Highwayman buy The Highwaymen off of the album Highwayman

11 May 2026

Happy 100, big man

me sleeping seven hours vs. me sleeping six hours and 42 minutes

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)

Drove past the furry convention preparty downtown on my way from the Iron Maiden documentary to the Sepultura show. How Atlanta should be on a Thursday.

Mysteries of History: No.8647

celebrating may 4th by conjuring a mighty kyber crystal (a kidney stone)

Rita Ora’s Agent Scores Singer Another Prime Crossword Puzzle Placement https://theonion.com/rita-oras-agent-scores-singer-another-prime-crossword-puzzle-placement/

A Blues Brothers style film but also with black metal, sea shanties, synthwave, and classic rock. The Illinois Nazis are replaced by developers who drive old bars out of business.

My favorite type of conservative candidate grandstander are ones who make claims like this but aren't important enough to have a Wikipedia page.

POV it’s dinner time and grandpa’s calling from the wrong P.F. Chang’s

This is actually a great TV lineup

Twin Peaks

Regulars Angry Dive Bar Now Popular Enough To Be Financially Solvent https://theonion.com/regulars-angry-dive-bar-now-popular-enough-to-be-financially-solvent/

"All right chat, thanks for showing up. Got some amazing content for you today" I say from the lectern as the funeral director gives me the dirtiest look ever seen on this earth

I saw a thread on the twitter website that was bad covers for good books and this cover is actually great.

Burchett is right: the most DC thing ever *is* a member of Congress blaming the city for something he and his colleagues did themselves.

This is not wrong.

I am against DC statehood, from now on I support DC national independence. Why? Because it would be funny.

I saw someone share a post by John Bolton today. It is 2026, why is anyone giving that dingleberry a platform?

linkedin could make tons of money if they sold an eyeroll react

Shoutout to the three other metal dorks with long hair and Hawaiian shirts here at The Midnight tonight.

a MS Teams invite

Listen up 5's, a Zarathustra is speaking

God tier idea: "How It's Made" but the only change is they replace the background music with Blood Incantation.

knightly ballads to distract myself from the horrors

I finally got around to watching Spielberg's Lincoln and my primary takeaway is that if you cast Jared Harris as Ulysses S Grant, you should have also just made a full length spin-off starring Jared Harris as Ulysses S Grant.

the final boss of tone

Artemis II Mission Fails After Astronauts Miss Connection Rocket In Atlanta https://theonion.com/artemis-ii-mission-fails-after-astronauts-miss-connection-rocket-in-atlanta/

I'm moving on from my interests in space today. April Fools I JUST WATCHED ARTEMIS II TAKE US BACK TO THE MOON FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 54 YEARS FROM A BOAT

me_irl

Been seeing a lot of hype about an incoming black metal tour and went to look up the members on the Metal Archives, only to realize I know the drummer and ran into him at a LEGO store on Tuesday.

Broke: asking AI Woke: asking your log

Between the speaker systems of two different bars and I can't tell if I'm hearing two normal songs or a single King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard tune

90s Captain Ahab: Thar she blows. Thar she blows again.

Recurring thing I've seen in many communities is someone posting "check out this tool I made!" and then everyone who does this regularly being like "did you vibe code this, you seem to have no experience", them answering "yes" and then everyone talking to them like an 11 year old they caught drunk.

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

Diarrhea Planet is just American Football for people who get the beer and shot special on a Thursday

Heathcliff fans in 1978 be like...

Impeccable