finally the insane les paul switch

Yeah at least one of them is going to have one

Everyone has their first

one time I broke my foot a few hours before a flight and I have to say, few things in my life have felt more like a power move than getting pushed around the airport in the chair

They should have a world cup stream where the commentators are getting drunk and have no idea how the game is played, and where they have a Foldy team providing totally inappropriate sounds for the game noise.

‘Take Us To Your Biggest Pedophile’ Demand Surprisingly Politically Informed Aliens https://bit.ly/4eTxZ8V

I WILL NEVER TURN OFF MY ADBLOCKER!!!!! SHIRT/TANK TOP AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

Grok, does eating drywall cause kidney stones?

how it feels to be passionate about tailoring, cats, and water from the lincoln memorial reflecting pool

me, as a naval officer in 1794: "Yeah, these shipmen are pretty mid"

Watching Dr Strangelove, I realised that the extra genius of Peter Sellers' triple performance is that each character is funny for a completely different reason: Mandrake's stiff understatement, the President’s calmness in the chaos and Strangelove's utter mania - Truly great

Thinking about those small cassettes that used to be in answering machines

"Pronoun police"? Please. The proper term is the gendermes.

Unironically one of the funniest jokes in Star Wars history is literally that bit from Empire where an asteroid smacks into the bridge of a Star Destroyer and just flat-out kills a guy in the middle of a call with Vader, and everyone just ignores him

. The Blues Brothers (1980) . . . ... my favorite scene. 💙 👊 💙

How it feels to drop a heavy trash bag several floors down a garbage chute

every 17 follower alcoholic who works at a bakery should be awarded tenure

Happy Election Day! A vote for me isn't just for me, it's a vote for a living wage, for stronger unions, for expanding mass transit, for restoring women's bodily autonomy, for protecting immigrants, and for taking this state back from the corporations bleeding us dry. See you at the polls! #gapol

"and the representative character of the tech guys trying to turn the federal government into their personal empire will be named Augustus Dorko"

This would be a very funny license plate except I think it would get my car keyed.

rude. in my day we called that Italo-disco.

We have exactly 5 days left in the primary so if you're as much of a procrastinator as I am, this is your final reminder to help shape our future! I'm running for office because I deeply believe in building a better Georgia that prioritizes people over profit. Let's build it together. #gapol

Just passed a guy rolling down the beltline on his bike blasting the song Highwayman buy The Highwaymen off of the album Highwayman

11 May 2026

Happy 100, big man

me sleeping seven hours vs. me sleeping six hours and 42 minutes

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)

Drove past the furry convention preparty downtown on my way from the Iron Maiden documentary to the Sepultura show. How Atlanta should be on a Thursday.

Mysteries of History: No.8647

celebrating may 4th by conjuring a mighty kyber crystal (a kidney stone)

Rita Ora’s Agent Scores Singer Another Prime Crossword Puzzle Placement https://theonion.com/rita-oras-agent-scores-singer-another-prime-crossword-puzzle-placement/

A Blues Brothers style film but also with black metal, sea shanties, synthwave, and classic rock. The Illinois Nazis are replaced by developers who drive old bars out of business.

My favorite type of conservative candidate grandstander are ones who make claims like this but aren't important enough to have a Wikipedia page.

POV it’s dinner time and grandpa’s calling from the wrong P.F. Chang’s

This is actually a great TV lineup

Twin Peaks

Regulars Angry Dive Bar Now Popular Enough To Be Financially Solvent https://theonion.com/regulars-angry-dive-bar-now-popular-enough-to-be-financially-solvent/

"All right chat, thanks for showing up. Got some amazing content for you today" I say from the lectern as the funeral director gives me the dirtiest look ever seen on this earth

I saw a thread on the twitter website that was bad covers for good books and this cover is actually great.

Burchett is right: the most DC thing ever *is* a member of Congress blaming the city for something he and his colleagues did themselves.

This is not wrong.

I am against DC statehood, from now on I support DC national independence. Why? Because it would be funny.

I saw someone share a post by John Bolton today. It is 2026, why is anyone giving that dingleberry a platform?