While digging through my Game Boy carts last night I found what might be my favorite bootleg find. The title and label really capture what I love about unofficial releases.

Me, twirling a glass of mountain dew in the back of the Cattle Decapitation set, saying "Ah, yes. Property Damage music" while people getting a PhD in ecology go buckwild in the pit.

This Guardian can't see shit

JG Fentworth

8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.

this is the worst DLC i've ever seen

This is where I catch the train

Glad that got sorted out

I am, for the time being, wearing a white t-shirt at a show and I feel extremely uncomfortable.

Dad Calling    Just To Say He Loves King Crimson https://theonion.com/dad-calling-just-to-say-he-loves-king-crimson/

Transit based DLC

broke: monster fucker woke: black lagooner

Instead of a Michelin Star, there should be a "Bridgestone Black Hole" for the absolute worst restaurants imaginable in each city

Nintendo Gamma Boy

I'm either baggy cargo shorts or skinny jeans, nothing in-between.

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Katy Perry And Justin Trudeau https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-katy-perry-and-justin-trudeau/

Got a "nice shirt" compliment from someone for my Rotting Christ tee at the Paul McCartney show tonight

Sometimes the wikipedia mobile app freaks out a little and it makes better shitposts than me

accurate

19 mins ago someone in space released a legendary volume.

They should turn the bass pro shop pyramid into this

Declaring "the die is cast" anytime I press the start button on my dishwasher

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

One of the smartest things Costco does is assigning every shopper a “Costco Enemy,”who stays in front of them putting carts in stupid places and blocking the aisle and going really slowly. This gives the shopper 30% more browsing time and creates a memorable, provocative experience

Almost wiped out on my bike earlier today because I saw what I thought was a Halloween decoration scarecrow move, but it turned out to just be an actual guy standing there

Don't mind me, I'm just reticulating my splines.

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

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Went to Baltimore on wplace out of curiosity

Got jumpscared by @alexanderfromspace.bsky.social 's doppelganger

how it's done

"Lego Island" has a web port now! isle.pizza

Commiting to the most niche bit, running the same train I was on IRL in Train Simulator at the same time.

Enjoying myself

There's this scene in DS9 where Bashir is like "you can't just stab a man in the back" and Garak is like "what are you talking about, that's the safest time to do it," and I basically have that conversation with Kuma every time we pass another dog taking a dump.

( @hikerswiftie.bsky.social voice) Seated

Intrusive Thoughts! At the Penn Station lounge balcony (wanting to shout sea shanties down into the boarding area)

what do you mean 'normal tools'?

we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000

Whenever the flight attendants remind people to remain seated until we reach the gate, I always look around to see who is standing.

If you think Jaws is scary for not really showing the shark, you should check out spielberg's other films. they don't show the shark at all

There are cathedrals (Twin Peaks references) for those with the eyes to see