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This still feels like it could be the pretext to a purge of top brass to guarantee a fully-compliant leadership ahead of a domestic occupation, but it’s at least somewhat comforting to think it might also just be the most embarrassing display anyone has ever pulled in a room full of serious people.

It turns out bootlicking isn’t nearly as attractive to your advertisers when it means they are missing out on the kind of ratings bonanza that is unlikely to ever occur again on late night broadcast TV. As a bonus, if this nonsense affected you, you now know where NOT to get your local news.

Going through boxes and I hit a thick vein of ancient swag.

Well, that's the ballgame. Just an endless stream of AI-generated garbage tailored to our perfectly smooth brains so we can scroll and scroll forever.

It's going to be EXHAUSTING trying to be properly troubled by this. Probably more than any other person, Comey's dipshit behavior and GOBSMACKING gullibility is responsible for the absolutely nightmarish state of this country. And yet, it's still a moral calamity for this nonsense to be happening.

"Please erase my browser history."

I'm sure he'll let them all leave afterward, right? RIGHT?

We really need a Bizarro '94 Midterm where young, committed progressives with firm ideological beliefs rally around a shared platform THAT IS COMMUNICATED CLEARLY AND WITH CONFIDENCE and primary the SHIT out of a huge swath of incumbent Democrats. Who will be our Newt Gingrich (non-evil variant)?

Holy shit. We're FINALLY going to take down Garfield.

And if you think ICE and DHS don’t know this and/or cares that it’s happening, you’re COMPLETELY mistaken. Providing an easy means and a clear permission structure for violent men to terrorize “the other” in service of the regime’s goals is a well-worn page out of the fascist playbook.

Who's Who editor Robert Greenberger was a fan of Love and Rockets and asked Jaime Hernandez @xaimeh.bsky.social if he was interested in drawing something for DC's Who's Who. Jamie said yes he'd like to draw Legionnaires. Thus, comic fans were privileged to get these two pieces.

Josh Johnson is an exceptionally talented and unbelievably prolific comedian. I am consistently amazed at how quickly he puts together fully-formed, BRILLIANT routines. This is the finest work I’ve seen from him. It’s funny, it’s disarming, it’s vital.

If you want people to leave you alone while you peruse used comics, consider bringing a training sword with you into the store.

Oh god... the jump scare at the very end had me CACKLING.

Nothing screams “it was definitely an ICE agent” quite like insisting you have no idea if it was an ICE agent: “It could be employees, it could be civilians that were visiting the facility, it could be detainees… At this point, we’re still working through that.”

“You don’t say? How curious. Well, MY favorite show is ‘Fear Factor’, which is gross, but harmless. Is that still on?”

Heirloom Jenga at the furniture store.

If "Cocoon" came out today, Wilford Brimley's character would've been born in 1976.

An imperfect, but historic monologue. He'll catch some flack for the generally conciliatory tone he strikes, but it seems earnest.

"Alien: Earth" is messy and inconsistent, with weird pacing, and dumb choices that make the characters in "Prometheus" seem like strategic geniuses. But it's at least TRYING new things and encouraging you to think. It makes an interesting partner to "Alien: Romulus", which is the precise opposite.

I appreciate how confident he was that Trump couldn’t possibly survive walking up a flight of stairs.

Well, no one but Doug.

Why do people walk into these types of interviews seemingly unprepared for hard questions? Because they aren't expecting to be asked hard questions. Sustein - who is on a book tour - expected a standard "what inspired you to write this book" softball affair.

I'd always assumed the whole "that was off the record/it's not off the record unless you say so first" thing you see in movies happens from time to time in reality, but to see it happen to a Kissinger-apologist AND for the attempt to quash it to MAKE IT TO PRINT is delightful.

you cannot sit motionless in the heart of these perils

Rapture Readiness Reminder: Place several full outfits of clothing perfectly flat on the ground outside of your dumbest neighbor's house tonight so they have a fun surprise in the morning!

ATTN: ALL CONSERVATIVE JOURNALISTS I am BEGGING you to invite GWAR to appear on your shows and answer for their foul deeds!

Dear hiring managers,

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that." Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.

Ah yes. The classic “impasse” you reach when one side wants to say something true and the other wants to shut up and disappear so they can ram through a multibillion dollar merger that will make everything in our benighted land worse.

I watched some clips of that memorial in AZ over the weekend. You know the one. I came away feeling the right move is just to never engage over this guy ever again. Let them do pro-wrestling pyrotechnics at funerals and run sponsored grifts from the stage while their leaders scream for retribution.

I had a nightmare a while back where my fridge had a screen on the front that showed what was inside, but I had to watch an ad every time I wanted to open it.

Go fash to lose cash.

Mark Zuckerberg announcing Meta AI Glasses G3, Smoldering Remains of What Was Once the Earth, 2027.

Ah cool. I was starting to worry we wouldn't IMMEDIATELY return to the Graveyard of Empires.

If you think watching a group of people jump into action to save a complete stranger's life in realtime might be uplifting, I have a video for you! And aesthetically, it looks REALLY unusual because the cameras are only pointed at the stage, so you mainly see Drew silently reacting.

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“Yet” is always a troubling inclusion in a statement like this.

“Has this whole ‘treating people with ethics and decency’ trend FINALLY passed so we can get back to letting wealthy, famous people exploit and abuse their staffs again?”

On Batman Day, it is traditional to respond to the trauma in your life in the most unhinged and impractical way possible.

Disney will be FINE. It's not like they've built two of their biggest franchises around Pedro Pascal or anything...

UPDATE: It… uh… it worked. Like… REALLY well.

Well, shit. Thank you… uh… Ted Cruz?

I regret to inform you that Michael Eisner is on our side. (Bonus points for choosing a picture of him at the premiere of "The Last Witch Hunter".)

Hot DAMN.

I can’t believe I caught this 🦋 Just before noon, I figured I better check again… the hangar bay was opening! Little out of focus for a few seconds, but I got the focus back- apologies- I was so excited & shooting w/ the sun on my viewer.

I will never be as happy as our dog is every time he poops. He’s a pretty old guy, but pooping restores all of his youthful vigor for like an hour.