Good statement from the US conference of Catholic Bishops

Things I learned about my 99 year old grandmother today: She’s a huge Kurt Russell fan and considers him “one of the last true movie stars.” So that’s where I got it from.

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Jack Dorsey is the most confusing person alive.

I spent the first half of this smiling and nodding at what SEEMED like the setup to a joke. Then I spent the second half descending rapidly into madness when it became clear it was an earnest expression of his true feelings.

We’ve moved from “what if the Epstein Files make Bill Clinton look bad” to “what if the Epstein Files make Bill Clinton’s enemies look bad”.

gabecube

C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...

Hug your friends and tell them you love them.

Pitching a new Springsteen movie focused exclusively on the writing of “57 Channels (And Nothin’ On)”.

It's a Wonderful Life (1946) The Sound of Music (1965) Ordinary People (1980) John Carpenter’s Ghosts of Mars (2001)

This year’s Springsteen movie is better than last year’s Dylan movie, but it also winds up feeling like a very long episode of The Bear.

We’ve had EXTREMELY dry weather for months and it’s very windy at the moment, so our wildfire risk is high. On our way home earlier today, the notification signs on the highway read: “Remember, Remember No Ember November.”

I am pleased to inform you that the new "Deathstalker" is very good.

I mean...

If the Democrats were a sports franchise, everyone in charge would be fired and the team would be wrapping up plans to relocate to Fairfax, VA.

While taking down Halloween decorations today, I put on a bunch of Type O Negative and now I feel like we made a mistake by not taking Beefcake Jersey Trashman Goth more seriously when we had the chance. There is something lovely about irony-free dipshittery like this.

Cloth maps.

My staff groans as I once again begin an answer with: “As we learn from the movie ‘Patton’…”

“I assure you I will.”

The optimist in me is relieved, but the pessimist in me worries that these creeps are just waiting for a “better” case to use to undo Obergefell.

It’s been more than ten years since he was in something (on screen) that was good AND not just a return to a character he’s played for decades. I hope he still does stage work, though.

When I saw this, I unintentionally shouted “WHAT?” loudly enough that it spooked the dog so much that he fell out of his little bed. I legit thought we’d never know much of anything about the creators of @oglaf.bsky.social. A very fun read!

“It startled ICE agents who were there tear-gassing the staff so badly that some of them could barely terrorize a preschool later that day.”

Tonight was a very bad night.

Here is you "TO PRIMARY" list.

I wanted to see the Steelers lose, but this is just too much. My god.

Fight don’t fold.

The look that jolted tens of millions is not a costume whipped up for a museum trip. Pedro began dressing this way less than a year ago, inspired by 20th-century history and black & white images of suited statesmen and fictional detectives. “I like to be chic,” he said. “I go to school like this.”

Once again, I am thinking about the Morris Day-narrated documentary about '80s WWF wrestler Koko B. Ware that sits in Prince's vault, unreleased and taunting us all.

BREAKING: Mark Wolf, appointed to the federal bench by Ronald Reagan, writes that he is resigning as a judge to have the freedom to speak out against the president's assault on the rule of law. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

We need to bring back the word “overmorrow” (meaning the day after tomorrow).

We just returned from seeing @realgdt.bsky.social’s “Frankenstein”. I sobbed through half of this beautiful, horrific, and overwhelmingly humane film. Of its many miracles, the one I was most grateful for was the constant feeling that it had briefly but intensely returned Bernie Wrightson to us.

Somebody please rescue what’s left of Mondo before this whole thing goes flying off of a cliff made of garbage and takes them with it.

Mamdani got ZERO votes from Kentucky residents. So much for his “historic mandate”.

I now feel like I understand why Sliwa never stops running for mayor. The dude and his wife are trapped in a 325 square foot apartment with EIGHTEEN CATS. They just need live in the mayor's residence so they can get a proper night's sleep.

I don't love the idea that we made the ONLY Warhammer MMO that will ever exist, but it's starting to seem like that's the case.

Everybody just shut up and let him think he invented ACA subsidies. If we play our cards right, we’ll have single-payer by Christmas!

10/10 take. No notes.

The lack of green bean casserole as an option makes this less than perfect, but not by much.

Stand for things that actually matter. Keep your message simple. Repeat it and don’t back down. Voters will respond.

The FBI wants to make sure everyone knows how to bypass paywalls.

FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS.

My 2028 Presidential campaign will focus exclusively on knocking down the White House ballroom and replacing it with a giant statue of this guy.

I have enjoyed watching this about fifty times.

He ran out to grab some beef tallow and horse dewormer to help the poor guy.

Look, bringing down the cost of GLP-1 drugs would be a very good thing and I hope the guy is okay, but hearing an administration official say this and then IMMEDIATELY passing out is pretty funny: “We cannot reach our full potential as individuals if we are not healthy.”