Butlerian Jihad when?

He’s the de facto leader of jack shit.

The Tamashii Nations Instagram reposted this and I felt you all needed to see it

So... how many times can you "oopsie" into straight-up Nazi shit and NOT be kicked to the curb?

This reminds me of a documentary years ago where they were trying to figure out why “alternative” medical treatments with no provable efficacy are so popular and the host eventually settled on the idea that sick people are scared and lonely and a quack/grifter will at least spend time with you.

*an extremely drunk Pete Hegaeth flips over the tables at the Jersey Mike’s near his house that is too afraid to eject him from the building*

An exhausted Pope Leo tries to go to sleep, only to be told there's an hour long Shia LaBeouf video he probably needs to watch...

New friend just showed up in the front yard.

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, circa 1979. SOURCE: The perfectly smooth brain of Mark Wayne Mullin.

Today’s military strikes on Iran — carried out by the United States and Israel — mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.

The U.S. Senate must be clear: no war with Iran.

Congressman Al Green Calls for Reconvening of Congress to Take Up War Powers Resolution Sponsored by Khanna and Massie. Click here to read the letter: algreen.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

Jesus, Canada. Don’t go cozying up to us NOW. We’re in full “ranting syphilitic villain” mode. This is going to be a complete fucking disaster.

Congress must return immediately and vote to put an end to this war. Every Senator should be on the record—the American people deserve to know which of their leaders supports another potentially bloody and costly war in the Middle East. No war with Iran.

“You don’t like it when I use militarized violence to kill innocent people at home. You don’t like it when I use militarized violence to kill innocent people overseas. It’s like you don’t want me to use militarized violence to kill innocent people AT ALL, for some crazy reason.”

Good morning, non-insomniacs. Our deranged pedophile fuckup of a President is bombing schools to distract you from… *checks notes* …all of America. And Epstein, of course.

I’m frankly shocked that the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize would do this.

Canonically, Napoleon Dynamite provides SkyNet's voice.

Good news, everyone! The slightly-shittier robot is going to kill us all!

There’s a new BBC comedy/drama called “Small Prophets” that is very, very good. But it’s also the kind of show where your enjoyment will be SIGNIFICANTLY amplified if you go in knowing nothing about it. So if you trust my endorsement and have a few hours to fill with all sorts of joy, consider it.

GOOD MORNING.

That entirely depends on the sequencing. If it’s like a triathlon, where you do all of one challenge, then all of the next, then the next? Absolutely not. If you can consume one taco and one beer per hour while slowly plodding along at just under 1 MPH? Probably doable.

Good Pope keeps Good Popin’.

Marco continues to get hornier for butter with every new video.

This is the calmest thing that has ever mesmerized me completely.

Octavia Butler really saw the future with perfect clarity. From “Parable of the Talents” (1998): Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought. To be led by a coward is to be controlled by all that the coward fears. To be led by a fool is to be led by the opportunists who control the fool. 1/2

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

There were about 30 million horses in the US in 1910. There are about 7 million today, almost all owned by and used for the amusement of the wealthy. Which is 100% what most AI execs think should happen to the “lower classes”. Replace them with robots, cull the population, literally own the rest.

I am begging folks to go back to not caring about (men’s) hockey again.

He knows what he did and justice WILL be served.

I will never forget when Mikami-san rushed me into a side office in Osaka and showed me the controller. “Please authorize this for Xbox.” I did.

“We’ve barely done anything and people LOVE IT. Imagine how they’ll respond if we do NOTHING AT ALL.”

This STICK is BUMPy IN his HAND.

Oops.

One of the greatest bollard walks in history. #WorldBollardAssociation

Team USA bringing out Gaudreau’s kids for the team photo has DEMOLISHED me.

Hockey: Good

Damn, this is some good hockey.

Trying to imagine explaining to teenage me that - in the distant post-apocalyptic future of 2026 - we would hear “Olympic men’s hockey, sponsored by Pokémon”.

"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.

Team Canada’s uniforms go so hard. The black logo is OMINOUS.

“Hey kids! You wanna watch a Muppet straight-up DIE?”

JD Vance hand-delivered an invitation from Trump to attend the Semiquincentennial. The Pope has opted to spend the day with migrants instead.

Our boy is BACK!

We would be powerless before Young Dean Stockwell if he were to appear among us today.

Saying “unc” means “uncool” is this to me

Ah, I see we’re having another “bad things happening to bad people immediately ruined by goods things happening to worse people” day.

If you were hungry for dogshit opinions about plausible tariff strategies, you are FEASTING today.