I wish Dayne wasnt leaving like this.

I wish Dayne wasnt leaving like this.

Hi, its Donald Fagen here for Gain Dryer Sheets. You'll love the scent of freshness after doing a load of laundry in the winter. And the best part of all? No static at all!

i stand by this statement every year

5 weeks of Ski and snowboard lessons (with rentals) for about the price of a single lift ticket at Afton? Heck yeah! Registration open now, all ages and skill levels welcome! mnsaintpaulweb.myvscloud.com/webtrac/web/...

the only difference between this guy and uncle rico from napoleon dynamite is at least the athletic achievement uncle rico never shut the fuck up about was real

North Loop Snow Globe

in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company

*youth pastor voice* Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities

Good thing Santa cant put me on the naughty list for quietly judging your top played artists.

Ngl is surreal to see my photography on CNN dot com

I should've gotten gas for the snowblower before it snowed tbh

Black garlic in that produce aisle Black garlic with that slow roasting style A new recipe that'll bring ya to your knees Black garlic if you please

For whatever reason, the band my 1yo daughter *immediately* falls asleep to is Ambrosia. Found one of their LPs at Cheapo yesterday and, surprising no one, goodness gracious do they sound better on vinyl than Spotify.

Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more

I'm excited for this change. •USL will still be running all summer •Transfer windows alignment •International breaks alignment •Move the leagues cup to Florida over winter break (like the MLS Is Back tourny, no Heineken "That's Life" ads) •Loons get the chance for more snow games

Northern Lights in my East St Paul alleyway last night

To win a race, you might think you put it in D to go forward and R to go reverse, but what you need to do is keep turning left as fast as you can otherwise you'll get left in the dust.

Extremely funny that INFOWARS has agreed not to publish anything without the explicit consent of the US government

these should all be mass-produced. every single one.

Chris Murphy: "This is a country that's falling apart because Trump is in the middle of an authoritarian takeover. We're not on the verge of an authoritarian takeover. We're in the middle of it ... I have no moral obligation to vote for a budget that literally funds the destruction of our democracy"

I think I'd choose a stage name, or go by Rick #goodwillfinds

Ellen I will fight you personally

Reminds me of one of my favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes "I love the FedEx guy, he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it"

Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this

Ralph Wiggum ass cabinet secretary

Pure joy #DaYankeesLose

Wait a second, if the fairy godmother's magic stopped working at midnight, why did Cinderella's left-behind glass slipper still exist?

Garage sale find this morning, tempting

Farmers market tomatoes on a blt this week got me feeling like Scott McTominay

this is like if a far side cartoon grew up to be a real boy

I've been irl friends with Tim (@walkingminnesota.com ) for ~7 years, taken family portraits for each other, had him over for bonfires, communicated with him on Twitter insta slack and discord. Just this week we exchanged phone numbers. Posting this because my wife is giving me shit lol

Loons vs Rapids

I like making abstract art. Pulled this shrub out of my yard, burned it in the fire pit, hung it from my garage ceiling, put a bunch of lights around it, and photographed it

Excited at the rumors of Son coming to MLS Photographed him back in 2018

Snaps from a visit to Como Zoo today

I've been thinking about this goal all day

2025 Minnesota Super Cup Winners @mplscitysc.bsky.social

North Saint Paul's Friday night car show. Brought my $30 disposable film lens hooked up to my Nikon Z6. Love this crappy lens

Full time. City's Cinderella run ends just shy of the Central Conference title. The Crows couldn't add to an early goal from Morgan Olson and were undone by the USL2's leading goalscorer. 🖤🖤🖤

Heartbroken by the news. I was blessed to be able to cover War Pigs and get your recognition. Ozzy Forever 🤘🏿

Man falls overboard during Browns giant inflatable new helmet reveal on floating platform, laughing at the Browns mascot throwing him a floatie (WKYC)

The best lake

Preston Kipnusu’s 🚲 was #2 on SportsCenter Top 10 this morning 💪 Watching on repeat until Sunday’s game 🐦‍⬛

Let’s not forget that the prosecutor who gave Epstein a secret sweetheart deal back in 2007 — allowing Epstein to continue assaulting girls — was rewarded by Trump with a cabinet spot. Alex Acosta gave Epstein immunity.

2025 season in the books

Allianz Field sunset appreciation post. Scenes from last night's MNUFC v Holstein Kiel International friendly. The sky at the end of the game was 🔥! #MNUFC #MINvKSA #AllianzField #soccer #sunset @mnufc.com

WHAT UP PLAYOFFS

GOAL!!!! TAVANA!!!! AURORA 2-0 RIVETERS