Steely Dan's Fire in the Hole

Kirsten Dunst and Gabrielle Union could do HEAT, but Pacino and De Niro couldn't do BRING IT ON.

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

For @mnaurorafc.bsky.social, there was no debate about whether the team would speak out against ICE and its presence in the state. The question was: What would they say? And, how could they make a tangible impact in their community?

I’ve never felt unsafe in this bougie neighborhood a day in my life. This is a 25 mph zone, full of fancy bars and restaurants, a curling club, salons, boutiques, and one of the busiest coffee shops around. They are doing their damndest to wreck everything here.

Someone left their prime account signed in at the ski rental this past weekend. I saw they paid real American dollars to rent the Reagan movie, so I added Titane to their favorites so it'll recommend more movies like that. Just wish I could see their reaction.

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

all of these commercials feel like bits that got cut from 30 rock episodes

Relient KKK

If the Loons don't use this to attract an actual striker...

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll xikipedia.org

I'm gonna go see the big lake this weekend, haven't seen the big lake since April. Hella excited to see the big lake.

I reject this. They’re real robots, and they’re alive, and they’re my friends.

It really cannot be overstated that the government is openly call for ethnic cleansing as economic policy This is Literally what Nazis did to push the population towards violence against their neighbors and others. This is a call to genocide.

A Minnesota woman observing ICE agents in her car was cornered on one-way streets. An agent approached, called her by name—citing facial recognition. Days later, her Global Entry and TSA privileges were revoked, with no explanation.

Fixed it for you, @gavinnewsom.bsky.social

“When [the federal government] sends its people, they’re not sending their best. […] They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people”

my expectation of democratic senators is that they find 1/10th of the bravery of your average 70 year old lutheran lady following ICE around mpls in her subaru crosstrek

Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room

Hope kfan is forced to play Huey Lewis for 3 hours straight when they finally give him the axe

We’re airing a new campaign ad, starting tomorrow. Here it is:

Go Wolves

Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum. Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum. Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum. ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.

A completely insane take. Also, guess what gun ICE issues to it's officers? That's right, the same Sig P320 Pretti was carrying.

He wasn't a domestic terrorist. A domestic terrorist was the Oklahoma City bomber. This was a VA nurse looking out for his neighbors.

Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers

Mood in minneapolis right now

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

@mnufc.com hey admin, can you let your bosses know that the artist who plays your pregame fests was hospitalized by ICE and maybe they can put out anything at all to denounce the murders and federal occupation of our state?

Today's shooting happened because no one in power did shit about Jonathan Ross killing Renee Good. There are zero consequences for murdering people if you work for ICE. And they know it. And it'll happen again soon.

The people who'll tell you today's murder victim in Minnesota shouldn't have turned up to a protest carrying a gun are the same people who said Kyle Rittenhouse was perfectly entitled to do the same thing.

A hearty "FUCK ICE" from Saint Paul Parks & Rec Como Ski Hill

They are executing unarmed people in the streets for trying to protect their neighbors with the full support of the federal government.

once again i am asking literally anyone in a position of power to do literally anything so that our neighbors stop getting fucking murdered in the street

St Paul Parks and Rec really going through it

Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed. www.startribune.com/detained-by-...

This month, ICE... - killed an unarmed American mom - admitted to adding people filming them to a database - had its budget fully re-authorized by Congress

ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."

One of the things I’m really struggling with about what’s going on in Minnesota is that if you describe what’s going on in plain, factual ways to someone who’s not paying close attention you sound completely, bugfuck crazy

This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars

Federal agents pinned a man to the ground in south Minneapolis and sprayed him with chemical irritants directly in the face. Minnesota Star Tribune photographer Rich Tsong-Taatarii did not witness the man put his hands on agents.

This tiny, bitchass loser wants to be a Christmas Adventurer so bad

If your pastor turns out to be an ICE agent you have to turn that church into a Spirit Halloween immediately

Ex-MLS coach Adrian Heath thought the offer of a coaching job in Saudi Arabia could be a logical next career step. Instead, it led to the former Everton player being kidnapped in Morocco, held at knifepoint, and left fearing for his life. @paultenorio.bsky.social