Important news: My wife, who worked in Detroiters’ art department, has located the original Karn on the Cobb file in her archive.

Glad there's no official score for your first Twins game

Neighborhood stray doesn't like my security camera

Jeffy wasn't onboard ☹️

Good read here from a great outlet. Can't recommend CurrentAffairs highly enough. www.currentaffairs.org/news/the-nba...

A thing about @mnaurorafc.bsky.social ‘s demolition of Rochester last night. We’re obviously conditioned to take Aurora’s domination for granted every year, but Rochester’s been one of the best teams in our division (2025 the wins were 2-0,1-0). But the Aurora roster in 2026 is quite different. 🧵

2026 @mnaurorafc.bsky.social Season starts today

MLS says a stopped clock would “improve consistency and fan understanding.” For example, stopping play could help fans understand that Continental is the smart choice in tires

I got to meet and collaborate with the _art but make it sports_ guy tonight and am just in awe of how his brain works. Photography career highlight.

Photos from @photosbyseth.bsky.social and myself

The mob used to kill the chicken noodle soup at the Perkins I worked at every day around 630pm

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Pete Stauber should be forced to drink mining lake runoff if he loves mining so much.

Made a Norovirus meme

The media told us, based on the amount of coverage they devoted to it, that the number one military-related issue of the 2024 campaign was whether Tim Walz retiring from the National Guard after 21 years was too soon or not.

One of the very best from Clickhole

Hope he's ready for that uno reverse card

Point me in the direction of that 4.3% so I can call them liars

Hammsfest

I aspire to the level of Suburban Brain Excellence required to start a physical fight with Jack Reacher because you perceive him to be in violation of HOA bylaws. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ma...

Start a private equity firm. Buy the Philadelphia Eagles. Do private equity shit to the Eagles until the death threats become sentient and Congress passes a myriad of laws against private equity enshitification.

Over the last few months I tracked down my dad's childhood dream ski. It's not the exact St Paul-made version from the 60s, but a reissue from the 90s. This pair has never been used, just dusty from being in a garage. Incredible bit of fate. Gifted to him tonight and never seen such a smile

Sports gambling should be legal but you should have to go to an actual building to do it and it should be so off-putting and sad you’ll never want to do it again

Unexpected bit of pop culture prescience…

Every time I open a news app or site and this story isn’t being discussed or featured prominently I feel like I’m losing my mind. Do not look away.

once and a while i like to share my favorite photo of all time

Steely Dan's Fire in the Hole

Kirsten Dunst and Gabrielle Union could do HEAT, but Pacino and De Niro couldn't do BRING IT ON.

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

For @mnaurorafc.bsky.social, there was no debate about whether the team would speak out against ICE and its presence in the state. The question was: What would they say? And, how could they make a tangible impact in their community?

I’ve never felt unsafe in this bougie neighborhood a day in my life. This is a 25 mph zone, full of fancy bars and restaurants, a curling club, salons, boutiques, and one of the busiest coffee shops around. They are doing their damndest to wreck everything here.

Someone left their prime account signed in at the ski rental this past weekend. I saw they paid real American dollars to rent the Reagan movie, so I added Titane to their favorites so it'll recommend more movies like that. Just wish I could see their reaction.

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

all of these commercials feel like bits that got cut from 30 rock episodes

Relient KKK

If the Loons don't use this to attract an actual striker...

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll xikipedia.org

I'm gonna go see the big lake this weekend, haven't seen the big lake since April. Hella excited to see the big lake.

I reject this. They’re real robots, and they’re alive, and they’re my friends.

A Minnesota woman observing ICE agents in her car was cornered on one-way streets. An agent approached, called her by name—citing facial recognition. Days later, her Global Entry and TSA privileges were revoked, with no explanation.

Fixed it for you, @gavinnewsom.bsky.social

“When [the federal government] sends its people, they’re not sending their best. […] They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people”

my expectation of democratic senators is that they find 1/10th of the bravery of your average 70 year old lutheran lady following ICE around mpls in her subaru crosstrek

Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room

Hope kfan is forced to play Huey Lewis for 3 hours straight when they finally give him the axe