Imagine a Pope who fights crime

JD Vance isn't around him or close enough to him for It to Happen, which is disappointing but at least kind of funny

The suspect was described as a woman wearing a tank top who looked like the actress from the 1980s show Beauty and the Beast but like jacked and cool as hell

Even if they weren't a weird dingus with a bad personality who sucks the life out of every room, it's weird as hell for the VP to get involved in another country's election (no offense to Hungary but Hungary?)

Hungary's non-union Teddy equivalent: our new prime minister is named Péter Magyar? And this guy's name is Bob Burger!

every time I see an anti Chris Nolan post my first thought is always I should watch TENET again

He lost because I didn't tweet out "Bergorbán to the polls"

Why is every Tesla driver almost without fail the worst and most inconsiderate driver in the world? This would be true even if the cube shaped owner of the company were some paragon of virtue

Now watching Infernal Affairs. Getting a lot of The Departed vibes from this

It's fun to cheer for your own team but an important part of baseball - all sports really - is being a big ol' hater and actively rooting for the downfall of some other team for a presumably petty reason

I've been enjoying Columbo but I gotta say generally speaking the pacing could be better. I feel some of these eps could be a tight 45 min to an hour and still get the job done

Now watching Alien vs Predator: Extended Cut. I must know if this additional footage makes the story even more compelling and rich

The astronauts now begin the arduous task of returning to life without regular access to Tang

I guess I can't complain too much since it's free but Tubi's controls and interface are straight up doo doo ass. Like they tried rewinding/fast forwarding on HBO Max's terrible setup and said challenge accepted

They landed in the ocean because they were tired of dealing with all the toilet problems on the Artemis

[extremely Jake "Underscore" Poops voice]:

More women should date acclaimed Bluesky user @ Bergoesbueno

Matthew Macfadyen should be doing something better than this Miniature Wife show but the upside is we all get to say Tom Wambsgans again

Believing God is on your side as you threaten the Pope over your desire to kill a bunch of people feels like one of those things that for most folks, or at least those with souls, would lead to a lot of introspection

Pope Leo you are strangely silent on why Chicago doesn't have a breakfast version of an Italian beef

One thing I'll say about Texas is you can eat a breakfast taco anytime, even in the middle of the afternoon. Every other state they toss your ass in jail and throw away the key

The sheer terror that ran through me when I saw all the file folders on my phone including photos were showing as completely empty. Good news is everything was backed up and the important stuff like texts are all still there. Not sure what my dumb ass did but I wouldn't recommend it!

In the 1972 episode "Etude in Black" Columbo says he makes $11,000/year which is roughly $85,000 today. A bargain considering his success rate catching murderers imo

This ceasefire announcement means my List of Mutuals Who Can Get It will remain in the drafts for another two weeks

Something I've been able to successfully do the past few months is not think about what my dad would say about current events if he were still here. The most diplomatic way I'll put it is we were not in total alignment on a lot of things

decided to go ahead and buy a retro gaming unit I'd been eyeing. At risk of minimizing all that's happening I figure I should get it while international shipping is still feasible

Cannot be emphasized enough how truly sickening it is to see a threat of wiping out an entire civilization end with God bless the same people you're planning to annihilate.

I guess this blew up by Bluesky standards. I've muted it but would like to shout out the person in my replies who in the true spirit of this website complained about the real Ramirez twist ruining the horror of the story. Way to hold the writers at The Onion to higher standard re: the macabre!

One of the very best from Clickhole

this website is acting up because Paul Bluesky and company are busy finally adding Fleets

[extremely Jeremy Irons voice] Norman Reedus' son Mingus Reedus

This feels like a very Joe complaint but tech reviewers love using the phrase "daily driver." I guess some people have gaming units to use every day and one they bust out only on holidays or special occasions

people have been asking me what they should do with Easter and National Bikini Day happening on the same day and I guess if you wear some pastels you should be fine

Sorry to disappoint Timmy Chalamet but I'm giving this a bueno. Just a mild one tho b/c while I've enjoyed the John Wicks (Johns Wick?) I think this franchise has reached the less is more phase. I don't need any more world building!

Now watching Ballerina. Do I think this expansion of the John Wick universe is necessary? No. Do I want to see Ana de Armas shooting a gun? Absolutely.

Might get into retro gaming. Considering becoming a guy who carries a device around in order to play Zombies Ate My Neighbors in public at any given moment

This was much sillier than I expected (complimentary). Solid bueno and buy your Sophie Thatcher stocks while you can because she's on her way to becoming an all-time Cool Chick

Now watching Companion. Let's hear for it Sophie Thatcher everybody

Columbo loves chili. Cannot get enough of the stuff. My theory is it's the source of all his crime solving powers

I'm considering adding Murder She Wrote to my watch list and holy shit there were 264 episodes?? RETVRN to case of the week mysteries, preferably ones solved by a funny little guy Note: being a funny little guy is gender neutral

Just remembered the Succession characters in a Wes Anderson movie AI slop from a while back. At the time I thought this sucks and it's a complete failure to understand the work of a director I really enjoy. It still sucks but is now also a complete failure to understand a show I really enjoy

I'd like some more pals from twitter to come here or at least post more often. But other than that who cares about growth. We're getting sports posts, what else do you want? Pundits? Discourse? Fuck off! OK maybe more hot girls but I stand by my fuck off

Society needs more bottle episodes, clip shows, and zany guest stars

The thing about Book Twitter (or Book Tok or Book Sky or whatever) is these are people who have trouble reading and understanding sub 300 character posts, so why should I listen to their thoughts on a whole ass novel

Since we're remembering some tweets, this post on its own is pretty funny but the thread of Simpsons memes that followed was probably the hardest I've laughed at anything on that site

you hate to see this shocking lack of loyalty amongst people who are only looking out for their own self-interest

The Rangers are a shitty organization but I have to admit they're kinda killing it in the headgear dept

I doubt anyone picked this as funniest tweet but I think this is one of the more underrated ones