my actual wokest take is that the US govt doesn't actually care about sex trafficking because it actively encourages and supports it through military bases overseas

I have zero issues paying taxes (income, sales, property, whatever) at any rate as long as it's not used for killing people in other countries

Retvrn to nice and pleasant films that cost like $50 to make. Very satisfying ending and a solid bueno overall

Now watching While You Were Sleeping. Let's see if Sandra Bullock can stop a comatose man from going under 50 mph

[after spending enormous sums of money on numerous retreats where you live in a mud hut and ayahuasca]: ok what if we bring back a thing that for years people have been telling us to bring back

MuellerSheWrote is going to do the worst and whitest rendition of "Not Like Us" imaginable

If you ask me Bond writers should instead be focused on introducing a character named Plenty O'Honks

it's funny that Luka's physique was largely the driver for the trade b/c in a prime example of Not Knowing Ball the owner's son-in-law cited past NBA stars who worked hard at it every day and included Shaq, whose whole deal was I'll play way into shape over the entire season

They already made a Bond movie that's not even remotely grounded in reality and makes little sense. It's called TENET and it whips ass

I refuse to hand it to him but Edge of Tomorrow does rule

it's one thing to fall for the wallet inspector but it's another thing to also let him have sex with your wife

Well the good news is the GOP won't publicly gloat as they claim this as a victory for themselves while blaming the Dems for the entire thing. Also I recently fell off a turnip truck and broke my ass

Listening to Geese (the band not the birds) cover "You Get What You Give" and this would have really hit for me as an older millennial during the Pitchfork era circa 2009 or so

Are we feeling the pink kicks

Nobody Wants This is a show about the challenges involved in dating someone who's, you know... [whispers] a professional podcaster

I think men *and* women ruined the workplace, and the only reasonable solution is for all of us to quit rn and go to lunch

Tonight the people have spoken - America loves National Bikini Day

Bill Ackman retire...from whatever it is you do (writing Cathy comics?) bitch

🎶 You're aloof wife and you've gone too far cause you know it don't matter anyway you can rely on Mamdani winning 🎶

the election results are really "messing" with Debra's evening !!

tbh I didn't realize Winsome Earle-Sears was a real person and thought everyone was talking about Twin Peaks again

I'm just saying you don't see Megan Mullally pulling this shit

Good news everyone, I've won the election and am now the new mayor of "the big apple" (New York City). My first act will be lowering the price of coffee citywide because no one should be paying $4 for a small cup of black drip coffee

one of the key takeaways from a potential Mamdani win is every should just be normal again. Yes he's very good-looking and charismatic, but also he's not a total weirdo which I think goes a long way with people

you got your curvy wife, your fajita wife, your cliff wife, and now your aloof wife

Now starting S2 of Nobody Wants This, a show that asks the question - can two good-looking, funny, charming people make it work?

New York City it is once again time to Bergo to the polls

Four turkeys

Smdh this happened because too many people were hoping for extra innings instead of for one team - specifically the Dodgers - to lose. Not enough of you are committed to the hater lifestyle

If I were John Schneider I would simply tell my team to hit back to back home runs this coming inning

Will Smith slapped the hell out of that ball for a home run

Dave Roberts I think you should put Blake Treinen in and let him finish the game

We all know about Vlad Jr and his family but I don't think enough people talk about Bo Bichette, whose dad is kind of a Guy you remember

go Giants (by default this means go Blue Jays)

don't forget to set your clocks back so you get an extra hour of National Bikini Day

Hate to break it to yet another Joke Understander of Bluesky dot gov but it's not even his birthday

If they do introduce the feature I promise I will never dislike tweets from the girls of this website

While everyone is trick or treating tonight I hope you don't forget about a certain long haired, bearded guy with a lot of "crazy" ideas about peace and love. His name is Rob Zombie and I believe today is his birthday

every family member is either an aunt, an uncle, a cousin, or a chef

I don't mind Ben Schwartz doing a commercial for Fireball Blazin' Apple - even though it shouldn't exist - because this seems like the kind of product Jean Ralphio would endorse

I've seen the posts from... [extremely disdainful Sideshow Bob when he said "snot party" voice] the editor in chief of Mother Jones live tweeting Heat and let me offer a rebuttal to her criticism of the movie: dudes rock.

Bergo es bueno bobblehead night

Hmmm I enjoyed it but may need to rewatch to see how all the pieces come together. Soft bueno for now

Now watching Nope, which based on the title must be about my love life !!