Mr Too Damn Bueno 🦃
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founder of National Bikini Day
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If you want to watch Kenneth Branagh's adaptation of Hamlet your choices are one free streaming service and a few paid options. Basically, Tubi or not Tubi
almost 2 years ago
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my actual wokest take is that the US govt doesn't actually care about sex trafficking because it actively encourages and supports it through military bases overseas
about 2 hours ago
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I have zero issues paying taxes (income, sales, property, whatever) at any rate as long as it's not used for killing people in other countries
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about 3 hours ago
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Retvrn to nice and pleasant films that cost like $50 to make. Very satisfying ending and a solid bueno overall
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about 16 hours ago
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Now watching While You Were Sleeping. Let's see if Sandra Bullock can stop a comatose man from going under 50 mph
about 17 hours ago
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[after spending enormous sums of money on numerous retreats where you live in a mud hut and ayahuasca]: ok what if we bring back a thing that for years people have been telling us to bring back
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about 24 hours ago
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MuellerSheWrote is going to do the worst and whitest rendition of "Not Like Us" imaginable
2 days ago
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If you ask me Bond writers should instead be focused on introducing a character named Plenty O'Honks
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it's funny that Luka's physique was largely the driver for the trade b/c in a prime example of Not Knowing Ball the owner's son-in-law cited past NBA stars who worked hard at it every day and included Shaq, whose whole deal was I'll play way into shape over the entire season
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3 days ago
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They already made a Bond movie that's not even remotely grounded in reality and makes little sense. It's called TENET and it whips ass
3 days ago
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I refuse to hand it to him but Edge of Tomorrow does rule
4 days ago
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it's one thing to fall for the wallet inspector but it's another thing to also let him have sex with your wife
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4 days ago
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Well the good news is the GOP won't publicly gloat as they claim this as a victory for themselves while blaming the Dems for the entire thing. Also I recently fell off a turnip truck and broke my ass
4 days ago
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6 days ago
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Listening to Geese (the band not the birds) cover "You Get What You Give" and this would have really hit for me as an older millennial during the Pitchfork era circa 2009 or so
6 days ago
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6 days ago
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Are we feeling the pink kicks
7 days ago
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Nobody Wants This is a show about the challenges involved in dating someone who's, you know... [whispers] a professional podcaster
8 days ago
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8 days ago
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I think men *and* women ruined the workplace, and the only reasonable solution is for all of us to quit rn and go to lunch
8 days ago
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Tonight the people have spoken - America loves National Bikini Day
10 days ago
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Bill Ackman retire...from whatever it is you do (writing Cathy comics?) bitch
10 days ago
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🎶 You're aloof wife and you've gone too far cause you know it don't matter anyway you can rely on Mamdani winning 🎶
10 days ago
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the election results are really "messing" with Debra's evening !!
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10 days ago
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tbh I didn't realize Winsome Earle-Sears was a real person and thought everyone was talking about Twin Peaks again
10 days ago
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I'm just saying you don't see Megan Mullally pulling this shit
10 days ago
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Good news everyone, I've won the election and am now the new mayor of "the big apple" (New York City). My first act will be lowering the price of coffee citywide because no one should be paying $4 for a small cup of black drip coffee
10 days ago
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one of the key takeaways from a potential Mamdani win is every should just be normal again. Yes he's very good-looking and charismatic, but also he's not a total weirdo which I think goes a long way with people
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you got your curvy wife, your fajita wife, your cliff wife, and now your aloof wife
11 days ago
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Now starting S2 of Nobody Wants This, a show that asks the question - can two good-looking, funny, charming people make it work?
11 days ago
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New York City it is once again time to Bergo to the polls
11 days ago
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Four turkeys
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12 days ago
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Smdh this happened because too many people were hoping for extra innings instead of for one team - specifically the Dodgers - to lose. Not enough of you are committed to the hater lifestyle
13 days ago
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If I were John Schneider I would simply tell my team to hit back to back home runs this coming inning
13 days ago
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Will Smith slapped the hell out of that ball for a home run
13 days ago
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Dave Roberts I think you should put Blake Treinen in and let him finish the game
13 days ago
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We all know about Vlad Jr and his family but I don't think enough people talk about Bo Bichette, whose dad is kind of a Guy you remember
13 days ago
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go Giants (by default this means go Blue Jays)
13 days ago
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don't forget to set your clocks back so you get an extra hour of National Bikini Day
13 days ago
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Hate to break it to yet another Joke Understander of Bluesky dot gov but it's not even his birthday
14 days ago
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If they do introduce the feature I promise I will never dislike tweets from the girls of this website
14 days ago
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While everyone is trick or treating tonight I hope you don't forget about a certain long haired, bearded guy with a lot of "crazy" ideas about peace and love. His name is Rob Zombie and I believe today is his birthday
14 days ago
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every family member is either an aunt, an uncle, a cousin, or a chef
17 days ago
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I don't mind Ben Schwartz doing a commercial for Fireball Blazin' Apple - even though it shouldn't exist - because this seems like the kind of product Jean Ralphio would endorse
19 days ago
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I've seen the posts from... [extremely disdainful Sideshow Bob when he said "snot party" voice] the editor in chief of Mother Jones live tweeting Heat and let me offer a rebuttal to her criticism of the movie: dudes rock.
19 days ago
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Bergo es bueno bobblehead night
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19 days ago
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Hmmm I enjoyed it but may need to rewatch to see how all the pieces come together. Soft bueno for now
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20 days ago
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Now watching Nope, which based on the title must be about my love life !!
20 days ago
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