Eating a BBQ brisket sandwich while wearing a white sweater. This is the energy I'm taking into the new year

She was very good but if this acting thing doesn't work out I think Lady Gaga could have a career in music. Solid bueno

Now watching A Star is Born (2018), which I assume is based on S6E18 of The Simpsons

I'm back in God's time zone (Central)

Glad I could count on one of the presumably hundreds of Dunkins inside Logan being open at 4 AM

Mom seemed to really like Boston and - with a lot of caveats - threw out the idea of living here, though I have my doubts about her handling the cold+snow for more than a few days

Look at this little guy

They should invent an east coast that's in the central time zone

Low 👏 cut 👏 v 👏 -neck 👏 tees 👏

Rule of thumb for any famous French person

Walking down Newbury St and I think this would represent the biggest cost of living increase if I relocated to the east coast (sick ass winter jackets)

It snowed overnight and the city hasn't completely shut down? People aren't hoarding supplies in a panic? What a concept!

My brother lives 5 min away from Fenway after previously living 5 min away from Camden Yards. He only has 28 more MLB cities to move to

I'm in Boston where the temperature is half of what it is in Texas. It's because of something the locals call "winter"

Driver said "merry Christmas" instead of "have a nice trip" when dropping me off at the airport because of woke??

I suppose it's good for my wallet but I'm hearing they're not releasing the Costco x Nike SB Dunks

Some context b/c I'm aware of this site's uh, demographics. Ppl jokingly (?) suspect the identity of this British rapper is actually Chalamet. He admitted that he's aware of it and addressed it the only logical way - by dropping this track and video with EDK youtu.be/57C13H0BnnU?...

Succession is a show about how much rich people love peeing on carpets and generally defiling offices. That's what money buys you baby

Looking at the 7 day forecast for Boston and hoo boy I picked a great time to visit

Saw the trailer for the Hugh Jackman as Neil Diamond biopic and it looks hilarious. I'm also being told it's not a comedy

Fun movie and a very specific glimpse of the mid to late 2000s. Solid bueno despite Fallon

Now watching Whip It, a movie that apparently has nothing to do with Devo

Bari Weiss dated Kate McKinnon in college and, fair or not, that gives me a lower opinion of Kate McKinnon. She's very funny and talented and whomst among us hasn't had the questionable hookup or two in our youth? But also c'mon man

I missed filming of The Odyssey in Iceland when I was there and in turn also missed my chance to offer Anne Hathaway some fermented shark

You'd think getting your clock thoroughly cleaned by a professional ass kicker would discourage you from getting punched in the head repeatedly again, but Jake Paul is going to keep getting in the ring and I think that's great

I do not support all AAPIs. Some of you bitches are very dumb!!!

David Brooks choking on his $80 airport burger as he reads the news

The lesson here is many of life's problems can be solved with punching. Immediate thought is this is my favorite of the trilogy and a strong bueno

Now watching Creed III. I assume this movie is just two hours of Michael B Jordan just whaling on Scott Stapp

"can prime Andruw Jones cover the Dakotas" - the greatest thread in the history of Baseball Reference, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

He's leaving to spend more time inserting slices of bread into his toaster ass head

Gmail: here are the top wives you emailed in 2025

there's a pretty hyped Canadian design studio called JJJJound whose whole aesthetic (using the word correctly) is neutrals and earth tones, and every time I see their stuff I think I hope that lady who was railing about Beau Brummell in her 90+ tweet thread never finds out about them

Paul Bluesky give us polls so we can vote on if The Pitt 2 should be called The PIItt or The Penndulum

David Tennant implies the existence of a Goliath Lanndlord

We don't need a whole ass movie to explain that Gaston is French

Bo "the New York" Nix

🎶 last Christmas I gave you my fart 🎶

I think Woke II should include, as a smaller initiative, publicly shaming Cheryl Hines

She should have called it American Cant-sell-any-books !!

the funny (not "ha-ha") thing about Rubio making everyone switch from Calibri to Times New Roman is my office did the same thing a while back and imo both are awful to look at. When our director took over years ago she told us who cares use whatever font you want and I've been a Verdana guy since

Time Magazine's Person of the Year is some guy's wife??

HE GRINCH

Who wouldn't want to talk with their AI grandma with seven fingers on each hand and eight massive honks

imagining Jeremy Irons saying "gettin' dat poosay" only slightly improves the experience of reading this

It's hard to pick just one but "Ride Wit Me" by Nelly is probably my favorite song about being on the same plane as Vanna White