there will be a specific day where i will be the happiest communist

sorry for constantly posting about these guys. they are just too cute. heard them squacking from a high up palm frond and got some shots. very far up and very overcast so quality's not great but they're so adorable omg i think they are a couple, they keep sticking with each other #birds

She’s so stupid. I love her so much.

group chats were never real, they were just made up by big name posters to make it seem like they were popular and had friends 😭

Klingon lesson for the day! {tlhIngan bIghHa' rur baraq 'oba'ma che'wI' paq qach} "Barack Obama's presidential library is like a Klingon prison."

idiot needed pepsi so bad he fell into the glass lmoa

I like how some of the spots on the Spotted Sandpiper look like hearts. 🖤

henry the tuatara is 135 years old, became a dad at 111 after a battle with cancer, and now lives in a luxurious tuatara island estate with his many girlfriends (including mildred, from whom he separated in the 80s after biting her tail off but reconnected with in 2009). chase your dreams

Some excellent tidal marsh inhabitants. They gather by the hundreds to filter the mud for food as the tide recedes (Fiddler Crabs) #invertebrates 🦀 🌿

It’s pretty cool that loanword is a calque and calque is a loanword.

Good morning

i cant stop quoting this video man

SKL.ANS, 1994-10-15 from CD-ROM Magic 1995 #1 (CD-ROM)

I saw several Garden Ladies today when weeding out beds. I'm an arachnophobe (long story), but if I accidentally disturb our wolf spiders and they drop their egg sac, I gently return the sac to them. They immediately grab on to it and reattach their baby ball!

Being 49 years old

This flouf is one of 15 healthy California condor chicks to hatch at our conservation center this season. A new record! #Condorable #KeepCalmAndCarrion

i would like to extend my deepest condolences to trump's family. i would love nothing more than to extend my heartfelt condolences to the family of donald trump

long time question around the house has been “which cat is the stupidest”, finally answered by luna managing to get her head stuck thru a bag handle and careening around the house while tearing the bag off but not dislodging the handle and deciding to hide in shame about it

noting with some detachment i no longer enjoy any of the segments on my podcasts where they make fun of elon musk because like. yeah sure. he's lying and dumb. also he's gonna win. he always wins. on the specific terrain of fucking around with the market, he is undefeated. not a lot of laughs there

Just realised I haven't spammed you with moths this week, really. Therefore... 🧵 1. Everyone's favourite broken twig mimic dropped by today (buff tip moth)

Young bunny has finished and adult bunny gets a turn at the breakfast bowl of rabbit food. Desert cottontail rabbits 🐇

Current vibe

an old but apt fable: Five blind elephants attempt to describe a man. The first declares "a man is flat." The other four agree.

not shown: the little checkboxes for "has/has not shown me a picture of his sweetheart back home"

Latest shipment of Woke incoming

"i think i'm getting better at slay the spire 2," i say to myself, as i bravely play hemokinesis at 1 hp and die immediately

"i think i'm getting better at slay the spire 2," i say to myself, as i bravely play hemokinesis at 1 hp and die immediately

Annual "Beat The Shit Out Of Nicolae Carpathia" Day

siegfried zademack -- city scape

didnt know they made this game for perverts

James Turrell, Frontal Passage, 1994 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136316

Someone on here named CrudWiener: today’s wiener status: 76% caked in crud Me, my face lighting up as if seeing a loved one after a long absence: Cruddy Weeny 🥹 my close personal friend 🙂

i just assume all my mutuals, even the ones who reply to me regularly, have me muted

Ok this is a truly great tweet

in 1846 a group of pioneers became trapped in the snow. starving, delirious, and dying they were forced to consume the flesh of their fallen comrades, thinly shaved and warmed on vertical spits next to the campfire, served on a thin bread. that is why even today we know it as the döner pass

Everybody be quiet and look at this baby toucan.

uhhh followers i think you’re gonna want to take a look at this

people are so starved for any kind of message from an authority figure that isn’t “I promise you only death”

"Beaver, transformed in two directions" by Leslie Mesei, 1967. From the book Computer Graphics, Computer Art