i don't know with what weapons world war 3 will be fought, and apparently none of the actual combatants do either

heard you talking shit

explaining to journalists that trans people have a thing called "being alive" which is as important to us as "have opinion in newspaper" is to them

*record scratch* yep… that’s me…

I found where they’re conserving you

nature is so beautiful

same, bud. same

I had forgotten about this! www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1cU...

snow crow photos! enjoyed how the snowflakes rendered in these shots ❄️📸🪶

this is the most pollen ive ever seen on a single bug, shes having the time of her life

now, you might think that this guy is nothing but red flags. but this would not be entirely accurate, as the flags have some black and white in the middle too

Max Klinger, Death Pissing, ca. 1880

Glob-glob! Absolutely magical sea anemone larva (about 7 mm) from The Lombok Strait, Indonesia 🇮🇩

i have done roleplay mode and i'm enjoying being able to see more of the game without worrying too much about death. i mean i still have to worry some because i lose all my damn progress since the last time i went to joppa but it's not so bad as permadeath. thank you, caves of qud, for roleplay mode

the humiliation of going on a hot date then finding out she wasn't even in the same PHYLUM (then someone writes a whole paper about it, with photos of your wiener)

stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem

I hope Donald Trump dies. Moderators: I hope Donald Trump dies.

in the future everyone is going to affect an accent like mine as the easiest way to establish a character as pure evil and I can't say I love that

Not that you give a fuck but here He Is

YOSPOS bicht

there's only one woman whose name i associate with luxury and power: Jennifer Convertibles

it took me until episode 8 of "strip law" to notice the lululumon gag when adam scott's name comes up in the credits lol, nice one

katie stelmanis of austra has a pretty good voice imo

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

Back to the drawing mines

Eyelash Fungus #FungiFriends

*Someone who has never left Assateague Island voice* 🗣️

instantly assumed this was a kaiju situation

deep in his heart, every man longs to be approached while chopping wood at a cabin off the grid, and be told "i'm putting a team together"

Three peanuts kind of morning I see. 🪶

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i hadn't played caves of qud in ages but so many posts about it recently inspired me to start it up again. the new interface is so much nicer. (well, at this point, it's probably "the old but new to me" interface.) i am looking forward to my stupid deaths.

friendly blizzard tip from your buddy in the midwest: if you’re snowed in, you HAVE to take your pants off. otherwise you’ll go insane

A male Eastern Bluebird looking like an angry bird in the blowing snow. I too am ready for the snow to be done and am ready for Spring!

some benevolent cyberpunk for you

Alcohol molecule is a dog.

⚠️GORILLA CROSSING⚠️ 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍

do you think mike judge ever goofs around and says really intelligent stuff in the beavis and butthead voices

my first instinct is to answer with a song i like that's completely unsuited for the venue ("closer", "dragula", "mein teil", "no children", etc.) but the actual answer would have to be "anything that will cover up the sound of my knees violently disarticulating ten seconds after i get on the ice"

ANUBIS: whoa, whoa, easy there. let's not make any hasty decisions. or do anything we might regret. my name is anubis, what's yours? imhotep. nice to meet you imhotep. now we're talking to each other. we're friends. so how about you put down the gun, let the girl go, and i'll put away my feather.

recently watched an episode of Star Trek TNG with the Duras sisters, so I'm reposting this thing I drew in 2022

🔭 Orion's Cradle Image Credit & Copyright: Piotr Czerski apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap26021...

used to work at a dracula factory. there was only two of us so i had to make every second count.

i've heard of recession indicators but *this* is ridiculous!

Hell yeah look at that little guy go