Goes so hard

lot of people in the comments referencing myst and jojo but does this make anybody else think of thomas ligotti's corporate horror stories or is it just me

Titan - From Gordan Ugarković (ugordan.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/8FXHFk

"I'm 78 degrees, which was fairly impressive in the 1780s before air conditioning was invented. It's not bad now." - The Vampire Thermostat

If anyone would like to see a short video of a baby Armadillo having a drink of milk, this is your lucky day.

This happened to my friend once

Who would I describe as my influences? Oh, a variety of figures across various fields; math, entertainment, political movements. I'll just name a few: Alan Turing, Ernest Hemingway, Abbie Hoffman, C. P. Ramanujam, Phil Ochs, Ludwig Boltzmann, Mark Rothko, and Hunter S. Thompson.

the most realistic scene in Jurassic Park is when two scientists make a questionable decision — traveling to an undisclosed location with a strange man — on the promise of three years of modest funding

I saw a female redhead duck chased by grebe from this marsh 3 times this year, but I never heard or saw her land. Turns out Redhead ducks are stealth nesters! And the female does it all! I saw movement on the edge of a reed bed and after a while, they all piled out! There’s always one mom! #Birds 🪶

no-sprints-refused scrumdump

this shits crazy actually

A Red-headed Woodpecker passing by overhead. Love their brilliant red noggins ♥️

but where's the horse

Stranger

Just some goldenrod.

When you “Like” and “Repost” my great posts here on Bluesky it is like I am a “Deer” and you are giving me a “Deer Biscuit”.

I hate being alive. If my existence brings joy to others, it is an Omelas bargain in which they are complicit.

Finally got a solid shot of papa scissortail mid-flight! These #birds are so special.

they should put in mike from startropics "but nicolae, his main attacks are a yo-yo, baseball-themed weapons, and psychokinetic powers. he's just ness but taller." shut up. shut the FUCK Up

one fun thing to do in The Message From Deep Space is to go back through your dictionary and update all the words with your more advanced knowledge and add translation notes about grammar and suchlike and getting it all nice and organized

look at this little guy i saw yesterday, look at his little feets 🥺

i was hoping just a little bit that this wasn't an actual post that got somebody blocked but a fake that the creator of the bot had inserted manually as a joke

constant companion

And now for something completely different. 360 degree camera tiny planet view of the apparent movement of the stars. Polaris is in the center of the smallest circle on the left of video. The white lines are the star trails from 10pm to 4am. This is something I've wanted to do for a while.

PUNKS.ANS, 1994-02-13 from Monster Media 1994 #1 (CD-ROM)

Apgar Mountain, Glacier National Park #NPS #NationalParkService #Glacier

got told earlier that "infraültramagenta isn't a real color," once again i am being pariahfied simply for introducing new ideas, such as infraültramagenta.

would like someone to nail down what the abundance guys mean when they talk very vaguely about national service because one suspects it means neither conscription or WPA but "the government subsidizes a bunch of target/walmart/etcs entry level wage cost and supplies them with mandatory 18-22 labor"

This must've been the best part of the log, all of the Painted Turtles were gathered at this end. 🐢

when butt-stomps go wrong

My four favourite facts about the cockchafer beetle: 1. It's called a cockchafer beetle. 2. It’s also sometimes known as a “billywitch”. 3. It’s unusually loud and clumsy by beetle standards and bangs into lots of things when it flies into your house by mistake. 4. It looks like this, close up.

"parasite outbreak blamed on taco bell because they're the only company reporting it" feels very "1918 flu blamed on Spain because they're the only country reporting it"

One of the Green Heron I saw this morning. I love these goofy looking dudes. I've never seen a bird that had such henchman energy. also their ability to contort their long necks weird shapes is also funny to me (science) #birds #birdphotography

"JOHN WICK CHAPTER 5" https://bonequest.com/9941

Really interesting tidbits in this latest NYT focus group

check it out everyone. it's Darius I and five other conspirators, including Intaphrenes, invoking the Sun to become King

Titans in the night sky. #Photography

i'm a fan, myself!

Here are some nice mushrooms

Re-posting for the evening crowd. You just know his biggest hit was a ditty called "One More Day".

Night stairs 3

Night stairs 2

Tapeworms visiting a stomach park