The real winners of the Kentucky derby were the Botai hunters (c. 3700–3100 BC) for domesticating horses and bringing glory to KAZAKHSTAN

wing chun wooden dummy... save me... save me wing chun wooden dummy

mmm. very zerzanite. very paracelsian. very manichaean-but-not-in-any-conventionally-understood-sense of you.

i bet that- no. i must maintain an appearance of detachment from the insane shit people say on this site

grock

i looked up what's going on and i'm frowning

someone put a bunch of hand-drawn floral diagrams on wikimedia commons and they're very cool

yeah Sinners (2025) was ok but it's kind of childish in comparison to the music video for I Got Dat Drank (Frayser Boy ft. Paul Wall and Mike Jones, 2005)

it's weird that there isn't a notifications tab for just follows

Damn, he, the red-winged blackbird, thought. We thought we were opening a new beginning with our mad dreams of time travail but ironically the only time now is the time of which we’re out of. He lit a Nicosheen brand swaggerette and took a dip drag, sinking farther into his inferior horologue.

i dunno. seems a little reverse-paracelsian

(pitifully) grep

[robbing convenience store at gunpoint] give me everything in the cash register, no sudden movements, hands where I can see them. Nice. Now log into your social media account, go to the about section in your profile. Put your pronouns back. Traditional or neopronouns only, no rightwing dogwhistles.

lets fucking gooooo

No really you guys are effing hilarious on this site. Seriously y'all need jobs working for ohh I don't know Netflix or marvel movies ! Cracking me up on here and leaving no crumbs 💅

not now, three arrows guys

Today is Octidi the 8th of Floréal in the year 234. Floréal is the month of flowers. Today we celebrate button mushrooms.#JacobinDay More information on button mushrooms

Just overheard the psychiatric nurse mutter “impatient treatment” like OF COURSE I’m “impatient” the psych eval was YOUR idea I just wanna get it over with and go home !

check out this colossal stone head recarved as a throne or altar

(scrolling) lol. lol. lol. lol

First you must join the Morag Tong.

Purr.

oh this is going to slap

happy saturday april 25 to those who celebrate

get alex garland on the horn. have him drop elden ring immediately and start work on Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey

H335.0.2.1 Suitor task: to study philosophy for five years.

yoshiyuki tomino: gundam fans cannot appreciate my mecha series because it's more about the characters than the giant robots

there should be a department of poetry that strictly controls the use of free verse

the dictionary

Here's the trick.

yoo they got tieban youyu wei da bolang shupian at the italian grocery

Break! Bleed!

the new bluesky feature is very bad

(crysis suit voice) maximum stealth

is it surprising that the terran academy resembles the terran factory, the terran barracks, the terran command center, which all resemble the terran academy?

hey. check out this fern

astronaut comes home and wrings out a wet cloth but its so fucking mundane he starts crying and of course the tears fall to the ground and he gets so flippin angry

activation code acknowledged. in the name of MrBeast, the wretched sanrio crocodile will fall by my blade