Ernie Bushmiller signed his name such that it concealed the banana peel slipping hazard. He did this on purpose, to torment his creation (Nancy). Like in Duck Amuck

My local grocery handles stocking for boat galleys and I like the industrial mayo canisters etc

The famous botanist returned from their big expedition where they discovered the mysterious Plant X

By the way all the hantavirus graphics out there are shit. Most of them are just coronoavirus + even the ones that get the fusion protein tetramers right don't have them arranged in a square lattice. I do like when they show a mouse/rat with a big fake CG virus though

I was in England when Star Fox SNES came out + was being advertised. They didn't call it star fox though, for cultural reasons. "Star Animal" or something weird. I don't remember

"I have contracted Pandoaravirus from the melting Siberian permafrost, which I accessed via grotesquely huge ship. All my phagocytosis-competent cells are toast, homie"

"I have FOMO about the people getting Sin Nombre virus on the big boat"

They should start make cruise line advertisements where they talk up the crazy viruses you will get infected with

Art by Tim Hildebrandt for the 1988 Collier / Macmillan editions of John Christopher’s Tripods trilogy.

I put Dujanah on sale on Steam because I reckon you might get something from it. It's got some of my favourite bits in it: the overstimulated at the gallery bit, Duja's final soliloquy. Spoiler: it's not what I say it's about. store.steampowered.com/app/681240/D...

I DO live in 1066. 1066, Dickhead Ln, that is!

In 1 stage of PS1 game 'Tenchu' you confront a corrupt minister, he says "Agh! its true, I'm a guilty piece of shit!" + kills himself if you're the guy character, but if you say the same stuff as the girl hes "Yeah I guess but I'm not going to listen to that from some BITCH" + shoots arrows at you

enumerating all the unlikely dilemmas on the horns of which I don't want to be caught

hope I'm never in a situation where my not getting killed by some goon depends on keeping a straight face when said goon asks "are you havin a Larf, mate?"

I was also invited to beast industries, but carelessly let the maps app send me instead to Beast City, the city of disaster, where the Biological Intelligence in Artificial Systems, what we call "BIAS" locates, and among other issues, the rent is too damn high.

I’m trying to tell you when the shrimp is ready, it won’t need to fry this rice

thought I destroyed the office microwave by forgetting to put my shitty tv dinner inside before turning it on for 5 min then walking off. The thing got super hot + buttons unresponsive. But after like 10 min it came back on, so thanks hamilton beach engineers for putting an overheat timeout thing in

PKD story: guy gets obsessed w building a boat in his yard, the compulsion is ruining his life, loses job, etc. when it’s done boat is too large to move to water, thing is useless, wonders what on earth came over him. Story ends with “when the 1st of the huge dark raindrops started to fall, he knew”

on steam's spy on your friends window which has limited text display space I can see someone is playing "Hitman: world of ass", sounds cool

JON ARBUCKLE: Now where could my pipe be...? [JON opens one of three nearby doors, revealing a goat] JON: *NOW* where could my pipe be??

After terrible delays, new comics set is done! With that guy you didn't like! As always, try clicking on maze.icomix.com

852 - Return of Sneecher

851 - That's Just How It Goes

850 - That's How They Get You

849 - Human Tools Not Dismantling Human House

852 - Return of Sneecher

851 - That's Just How It Goes

850 - That's How They Get You

849 - Human Tools Not Dismantling Human House

wow cool robot template GUNDAM: Ice cube will swarm, on any motherfucker in a blue uniform ONLOOKING BUFFON: I could have swarm

The imp of the perverse is compelling me to bring hostility down upon myself by "slagging off" the beloved moon child retro gaming character, saying: "I have the power to be his enemy ah ha ha!" and so on. I'm not going to do it though.

One down side to being a hot shot is all of the pop quizzes you have to take

damn the site is pretty fucked up huh?????

If you aren't, on a regular basis, declaring "I must run out + see my favorite sight" then immediately doing so, there is something wrong with your life

"I wish he would Clavicu-Less"

Monsters from the original Dungeons and Dragons Book 2 - Monsters and Treasures, and what they get at the gas station.

I have a bad habit of, when I am too bad of a mood to do something good, playing some dumbass video game "to relax" and instead wasting 5 hours while making myself 100x more frustrated

donating to the rat charities recommended by the rat-themed picross game, "squeakross"

he lived like he died: in the wrong order like a dumbass

If you’re a foil company, now’s a good time to say your shit is “powered by Al”

your scientists were so preoccupied with "What's Michael?" that they didnt stop to ask "Should Michael?"

"hey how about we all get together and exchange ideas etc. toward making good decisions collectively?" "aaah, me + the guys were thinking of projecting all our psychic energy onto some rich asshole who would set our kids on fire for fun, and just letting them decide"

whenever I see info about GTA6, my mind immediately supplies "Gran Turism Anline, part 6" even though I've played way more grand theft otto

I don't care what they say about a "SOOOEY". I don't care about that #changealinefromweezersbuddyhollytobeaboutanaloofpigwhosnothungry

its a donkey dog world...

It must suck to be writing a book and accidentally write that the main guy dies... gotta start over

[trying to get a Normal Person to give up their received delusions and see the world as it truly, awfully is, thus alienating themselves from most of society + dooming them to suffer psychic torment every day] lol c'mon dude!

Avril Lavigne: Hey I saw your girlfriend the other day. She said that "E equals m c two", which is incorrect. then she said "duuuuuuuuhhh?" and crossed her eyes. She was wearing a conical hat that read "dunce", etc.

Advertised medications love to treat shit that is “moderate to severe”

the fucking walk-in autoclave at the end of the hall is beeping hell loud and its Pissing Me Off