Anyway how about #5MinArt let’s draw a BACKPACK! Post it here when you’re done if you like, all mediums and skill levels are welcome!

Here's the belated batch of comix 4 this month. As always you can see them early at my site: maze.icomix.com

848 - Sneecher

847 - With Crate Responsibility...

846 - Good? Bad? Me da Orc with BEAD

845 - Upstairs Guys Will Like The Orc, Probably.

I love to throw things at the wall. However, I do not care to wait around to see what sticks (to the wall). Other people can deal with that.

848 - Sneecher

847 - With Crate Responsibility...

846 - Good? Bad? Me da Orc with BEAD

845 - Upstairs Guys Will Like The Orc, Probably.

I like games where you get to name hundreds of little freaks

normally I would have some comics to show on this, the wednesday after the 1st monday of the month. But various things happened + I'm running behind. The mostly done comics are on the site (maze.icomix.com) but I want to make a few edits so the jokes flow better before I post final versions here

I did see, irl, circa 2002, a car with a pissing calvin decal where calvins body was pissing on its own severed head

Waiting for my kid to get their nails done. Going to list SFX/voice clips that have stuck in my head:

Oh yeah let’s draw a TIRE today for #5MinArt lots of good textures! All mediums and skill levels welcome, post it here when you’re done if you want!

would be cool if you could see what awful guys are dead in this universe that make people from other timelines envious of this one. i mean it wouldnt be cool it would be a symphonic vision of the inescapable hellishness of being but you know

[thinking about people willingly outsourcing their thinking, the very core of their individuality and being, to a shitty machine in pursuit of a frictionless life] they should make a prequel to My Dinner With Andre called My Lunch With Andre

[playing the fool] oh yeah man, for sure

what if it turns out that our universe was created by the equivalent of an LLM and incomprehensible deities on a higher plane of existence regard it and us as 'slop'? and that's why theres orange cheeto Drumpf

The kickstarter for "ABIDE" is short of what they need... I really want to play this game so please look at the page and back it if looks interesting to you + you can spare the money. Judero was incredible; I am playing Mashina now and it is so good also! www.kickstarter.com/projects/637...

Just sent the next patreon zine to the printers-

The kickstarter for "ABIDE" is short of what they need... I really want to play this game so please look at the page and back it if looks interesting to you + you can spare the money. Judero was incredible; I am playing Mashina now and it is so good also! www.kickstarter.com/projects/637...

but it wasn't a squat...

I used to frequently lucid(?) dream that I was asleep in the bed as normal but there was a classic brown pouch full of gold coins on the pillow next to me, and I couldn't move because I was asleep but if I could somehow get the coins into my hand they'd be there when I woke up

cat climbs into my lap while im putting on shoe. deploys his claws to maintain balance little shit!

I have recently been playing, with my gamer crew, 'the Anacrusis', a 70s scifi show-themed Left4Deadlike. One of the aliens in it spits immobilizing goo at the players, and when it does so the character 'Nessa' will shout "Goo! Goo! Goo!" with great urgency + it's the best part of the game

"Idk who needs to hear this, but having cancer is not a personality" etc.

I'm "having a larf" at the following scenario: One guy in a friend group gets cancer + another is resentful of the resulting attention cancer one is getting.

HUD notification for going outside

my therapist: i am not real and can't hurt you my therapist: (is real and punching me and kicking my ass)

"Notreal Kanthurtieu is not real, and can't hurt you" "Uhhh, yeah Doc, that's kinda the FUCKING problem" (Large explosion occurs)

Yo whatap this me Firsten 4. Most, and im the #1 “guy who should get exercuted”

you can say this while powerwalking into the zoo or whatever

Save time by: "It is what it is" > "Its Whats"

Good morning it’s #5MinArt time! Today how about drawing a VEGETABLE of some variety? All skill levels and mediums welcome! Post it when you’re done if you want!

“Dear Slim, when Hell is full, the dead will walk the earth, etc.”

There was a strip club I'd see, passing by in the bus, "cherry pie" but the neon font was fucked so the rs looked like zs. "cheezy pie, new pizza place, Ill have to check that out, wonder why there's no windows" I'd think to myself every day for months.

you can watch it here:

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when the graph axis is in arbitrary units (AU) >>>>>>>>>>

was very surprised when the "whats all this then" podcast was discussing Jeff Wayne's war of the worlds musical, 1 of my alltime favorite things! They rated it poorly, but whatever, im not mad

cool big mushroom

credit where its due: "clavicular" is a good name for a dipshit you're forced to hear about

heres a non english banger from me, its Alaska Y Dinarama www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsSM... they have a lot of other good songs too!

instead of watching the super bowl I watched youtube clips of kirby from kirby hitting baseballs thru several meteors which would otherwise have devastated earth + her biosphere

we all have that one homie who casts haste so their idle animation is out of synch with the rest of the crew

New batch of comics wow! whats this weird freaks deal huh? You can click here: maze.icomix.com/comicpage/ba...

844 - Let's Friend

843 - Read The Documentation Thoroughly