The 3 swords are the merchant’s party members

The little brother from "soremachi" has a shirt with the "atom ant" monster from Makai Toushi SaGa

[reading 'Ozymandius' to the zoo animals] Elephant: The 2 legs were vast and WHAT???

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fellas wyd

they should always let this happen

I got covid again, or similar, and its really fucking me up

imo samus having a shitty sidekick could be cool if it was one of those space pirate bug guys and they kept jumping from wall to wall while saying e.g. "well, Garngnor my Fnartzneps!". They should say stupid shit like that. You should have no idea what they are talking about

elon just did that "the way he just clenches fist catches all that frickin rye" post for real

(remembering video games) Paz Peacewalker got tortured for 10000 years in Lavos' belly, then everyone pretty much forgot about her, unfortunately

Another whole video game inside of them

Miles "Tails" Prower

suddenly I'm smelling freakin maple syrup in my potion, I turn my carriage around, go BACK to the apothecary, who's not even wearing a robe by the way, and ask him WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? and he says "oh we just added a little sweetener," LIKE THE FREAKIN UNSEELIE COURT WOULD? PUT ON A DANG ROBE!

Unfortunately, it is indeed fairly fucking performative when I take my 32" large type copy of Ulysses on the bus but I'm actually reading a "naruto" in there

what ever happened to POTION flavored potions???

Chat, what’s the move?

dreams can become reality… #lasercutting #tractor_feed #trypophobia

RT if youre the kind of sicko who Would Like This

832 - Cereal Innovator

830 - Parable Shit & 831 - More Funding

829 - I'm Tecmo, Welcome 2 My Deception

mario64 had proboscis physics as well

832 - Cereal Innovator

830 - Parable Shit & 831 - More Funding

829 - I'm Tecmo, Welcome 2 My Deception

this is the only day you can post this

If I was fleeing the American Century of Humiliation, I would instead of white monster ask to be directed to local energy consumables such as uh.. (stumbles into orientalism sarcophagus in the memory palace) a big-ass cordyceps

duuhh what if "what a fool believes" was about futilely trying to get back with Rita Repulsa?? OUTPUT: as he rises to her apology, anybody else would surely know He's watching her monster grow

what if kirby smocked weed would he become weed huuuh?? I am not going to engage w the corpus of existing literature on this topic,

I’ve just figured out something huge, with theological implications that cannot be overstated: All abstractions are actually Guys

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I am taking night classes to learn the pokemon move “frenzy plant”

Apparently the state of the art for "the little plastic beads that you fuse together with a clothes iron" has advanced significantly since I last used em! (this one is from twitter user chion_snow)

also I can't recognize the totemkopf either, despite having it pointed out to me several times. The knowledge slides off my brain, I only remember "it looks stupid and childish in a way thats unsettling, given context", but so w/out context I don't get the feeling + dont recognize it. thx 4 reading

huh, the electroduendes from 'La Bola de Cristal' are translated as electrogoblins so im surprised to see duendes be called elves when they are raining. We can thus posit an 'electro - rain' axis which is non-orthogonal to the 'goblin - elf' axis

due to events, I have switched to using cash for all in-person purchases, but for steam etc. are there any ways to reduce my contribution to payment processors? e.g., does one $30 purchase result in less fees than two $15 ones?

(fabricating misinformation) In the language of flowers, giving begonias means you want the recipient to "Be Gone", or vacate the premises

so if Art is works that stimulate creative thought; presenting tantalizing gaps the viewer fills in w their imagination like a Rorschach blot. And Slop is works that anesthetize by being fully predictable, requiring no updates to viewer's mental model. Then why consuming slop is pleasurable 2anyone?

Good morning it’s #5MinArt time! Today let’s draw a WEREWOLF yes it’s Halloween and yes I’m baiting some of you. Any skill level, any medium, post it here!

Saw a cool toad last nite…

We will make rats that live longer

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theres basically 2 positions on the whispering earring: 1. I've only listened to the "better for you if you take me off" warning. The whispering earring stinks. 2. I've advanced to the "whistles + clicks" stage of instruction and this is transformational, my neocortex has completely atrophied etc.

Nemesis voice:

(Lying) ChatGPT just said "Lemme see those Graphics!" is a famous Dracula Quote? uhhh excuse me???

Akinator was defeated by "Shark that gets repelled by the shark repellent in Batman (1966)"

The grass is always purpler in the alternate timeline where retinal stayed the dominant photosynthetic pigment

seems like the disagreement between those who say the YR nazi chat represents something new vs. those who say its same old = 1st group being alarmed new movement conservatives see their counterparts abroad as closer allies than other elites(D) in US, while 2nd group doesn't care about that

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I don’t want to dox anyone but I recently saw a custom license plate that was a contraction of “Feral Rat” in the emergency room parking lot