Conan, what is funniest in life? When an entity emits 3 big sweats due to emotion. When an entity's eyes + tongue bug out. When they r disintegrated + their disembodied eyeballs fall onto the ash pile + blink. When an entity is violently killed so their gibs + femurs spray everywhere. When they flip

Anguish by August Friedrich Schenck. The flock has moved on, the crows are patient, etc.

864 - If Revenge, Just Dig 1 Big Grave. It's Whatever

863 - For Extra Fee, Remember A Fake Dead Wife With Bigger Tits

862 - Turn Around, Orc Eyes

861 - As They Say

yea bsky.app/profile/time...

Eddie Vedder as Jean Valjean: Oh I don't mind stealing bread, stealin bread is good to me Chris Cornell as Javert: No Stealing bread is bad, you fuck! I'll kill you yeeeaaahhahah!!

You either die a baby, or live long enough to wear your shoes out

Galveston has an old tall ship they keep in sailing condition, the Elissa, and it's in NY harbor now, please go check it out if you have the opportunity, it's cool to see those old ships at sail

[thinking about playing Trade Wars etc. on dial up BBSs] damn, things were so fucking cool back when everything was incredibly shitty

@scaleplasticity.bsky.social one of my aquarium fish just acquired some kind of arthropod passenger, iirc those are your specialty, do you mind if I ask you for an identification? Sorry this was the best pic I could get

"log on" to kickstarter dot com and back my bullshit idiot documentary where I visit every dog park in america thats named "Where Beagles Dare"

Harpy High - David Mattingly

Bsky on desktop is making me age verify or log out. Might not post on here anymore fyi. Comics will be on maze.icomix.com for as long as personal websites remain a thing

Added a bunch of plankton to the tank that includes, I later noticed, at least one mantis shrimp. Hopefully it doesn't kill everything. It's pretty small

Whenever I make a post it vanishes out of my mind the instant I hit the button. Then when there’s a notification, I’m alarmed + startled. “What the hell could this be about??” Etc

The first video game idea I remember having was a version of Mario paint where the music composer would let you place the heads of killer instinct guys + make songs out of their various screeches, which I thought had a lot of heart/character

wow I got to play leaked build of GTA6. lot of surprises, most notably that its now a pokemon game where u play as team rocket + steal pidgeots etc. A guy was driving around town on Rayquaza + I pressed triangle to throw him to the ground + fly away on my commandeered deity. immediately got 6 stars

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the texture of the cover paper for this month's zine is very pleasing fyi

Q: What was Cable’s ult as an infant? A: it was Hyper Diaper Beam

"I smock 2 joints" - Sublime guy

aquarium news: caught a small squid/cuttlefish with the last batch of plankton, but I don't see it anymore. Never know if things got predated or if there's issues w water quality etc. With this big tank, I can't just exchange the water every week like I used to. Relatedly, the oysters aren't feeding

these penguins' frolicking benefits from an abundance of 'pyramid power' generated by the aquarium pyramid in galveston where they make their nests or whatever, where they lay their beaks etc.

The New Mexico whiptail, sometimes dubbed the "leaping lesbian lizard," has been considered a gay icon in online LGBTQ+ spaces.[7][8][9]

I saw 4 road runners while I was in the desert, btw

as a youth I heard that he flies the sky like an eagle in the eye of a hurricane thats abandoned + thought "get out of here, stringing a bunch of meaningless nonsense together just because its badass" etc. but now I can appreciate when things are dumb as hell more better

[Lying] I heard theyre going to make an "elevated horror" movie about Peter Pumpkineater

860 - I'm Sick of Lizardfolk not Being Himbo, etc.

859 - The G-Essence, or "Gold Essence" Hates When There's a Genital

858 - Sealed Room Misery

857 - I've Heard of "The World Is A Vampire", but This Shit Is Crazy! I Can't Believe It! Gyaaa!!

I might have to get a real camera for the aquarium. My phone won't ever focus on the right thing.

Good morning it’s #5MinArt time! Today how about a HELICOPTER all mediums and skill levels welcome, post it here when you’re done if you want!

If you think "shitheads watching yt shorts max volume on public transport" was bad, wait till "ai enabled bluetooth speakers that add cartoon sfx to everything those same shitheads do, and gets it wrong mostly"

just what I need: more video game

its frustrating seeing smart people complain about linux or mastodon or whatever being hard and inconvenient. Like yes, I get it, but that is kind of intrinsic. Big software can only be made by a evil corporation trying to kill you, or a loose association of computer perverts who all hate each other

Kid wanted to see the he man movie. It was better than I thought it would be, they let it get really stupid (laudatory) in parts, but mostly they were too cowardly to do what needed to be done & defaulted to a smirking “this is all prettty silly, isn’t it?”

Here’s cat picture

though of a new way to be annoying which is to refer to individual rices instead of rice as a continuous substance. for eg: I had a bowl full of rices for nunge, I mean lunch

Things are getting out of hand with the kids having a medieval profession surname as their given name... Cooper, Carter, Baker... just ran into some kid named Candlestick Maker... bro you cant go around naming your kid Candlestick Maker, bro, it's unseemly

I'm hit by the Juckborted thugs. 1 Trillion DMG

I just saw a big frog jump super far

Cool rat colony in a prime location between this big apt bldg dumpster complex & the boat launching ramp

new thread for "the bloodsalt flats, a god's blood chronicles story", parts 1 to 4

I found youre team