In my personal canon the waterwraith is one of the sickest monster designs ever. Look at this freak.

choose your weapon ⚔️✨ #DigitalArt

if a crude and iron-thewed man of the hills ever kidnapped me and then in the course of his flight saved me from deadly peril and expected his wolfish vitality to awaken a tremulous as-yet-unfelt passion in me i would simply hit him with a princess-style spin kick like my nursemaid taught me

Me immediately thinking of a context that would invalidate the generalization you just posted

Rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic is fine. Something to do

And they were correct to do so

47日目 ドトウちゃん #ウマ娘 #umamusume

if i was going to give a college commencement speech i would make sure to start with something the students could rally behind. something like "we will mechanically suck the youth from your bones to feed a mechanical eschaton, which my generation will use to climb heaven and become new gods"

My first act as governor will be banning evil magic. My second act as governor will be legalizing good magic.

Weird birthrate guy canvassing door to door and asking everyone if their cum is good or not

ange my piece for the european ryukishi07 fanzine 🖤💜 #umineko

oc 12/?

badly need to take a shower and wash my hair but im lying in bed in a position ideally suited to cause damage to my spinal cord while eating plantain chips instead

i love to become diminished and stunted. i love finitude and temporality

Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,

you can't blame me. sorry. it's just not allowed.

Spread the word. The world is coming to an end. But it's nothing to worry about.

100% understand that people dont generally want to feel like they're wasting their time or floundering but man the absolute last thing on my mind when starting a new RPG type game or whathaveyou is "i need to find a good build online"

Your ducks too tall. His quack is too weird. His style is too fresh. They’ll kill him!!

Caught in a barb wire fence, twisted sideways, pants ripped down to my ankles. Outsmarted again by gophers. Suddenly, I see dust billowing up from the horizon. It’s a convoy of rental cars! Hundreds of national reporters are on their way to ask me about gas prices and woke

if you ever got so high that watching tim & eric scared you. that's what all of the news is like now

While looking through a wooden box of lantern slides in an antique shop yesterday - mostly Victorian fairy tales & historical images - I spotted some hand-painted views of Palestine. After sorting, it appears to be a 12 slide set that include Yaffa, the Mosque of Omar, Bethany & the Mount of Olives

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS TO SHARE EXCEPT EUROPA - DON'T LAND THERE! BURMA SHAVE

checking my email to see if anyones doing anything about my life being bad

japan is simply light years ahead of the us in the letting-trans-ladies-do-incredibly-annoying-pawn-shop-commercials category

becoming lachrymose beholding the immense dignity of pastry chef (franz bremer)

It's World Baking Day! August Sander's immortal Pastry Cook (Franz Bremer), 1928:

getting dumber as you get older actually rocks

lol

every time i see the mishima ichigaya pictures im like. hes up there dressed like cyborg 009 lol. he might have even seen cyborg 009

watched Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters

thinking again about Friendship City Unlimited

I'm in an airtight container kept in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight if anyone needs anything

Why everyone else get to have good items? Why my items suck?

I hope this email penetrates your ultimate defensive barrier said to nullify all magical and physical attacks

in the 2000s people believed you could use economics to make an apple grow like an orange inside. that's real. Anyway I've been kicked out of yet another farming village for my cowboy ways and must reach a church before sundown. The things that hunt me in the night cannot touch holy ground

delighted to open a year+ old morrowind save to find out i was playing "Gnash Freewayne, Martial Poet"

90% of my pics are from the same places because i keep installing mods that need a new save 🥀

back on my shit (stalker gamma + film emulation)

plinking around in zorbus as a beautiful and incompetent elven archer and dying repeatedly in protracted montage until im good and ready to give up and start playing as an oblivious dwarven bulldozer

theres a guy on here whose avatar makes him look like hes sending first term style blue wave tweets while wearing pharrell's big hat. i do smile every time i see him

Mors Imperator (1887) - Hermione von Preuschen (1854–1934) #symbolism #historical_slill_life

More SF/F art by Manchu (Philippe Bouchet).

The magic carpet

something old lies beneath the surface of the Moon... working on the finishing touches on this one. #ScreenshotSaturday #horrorgames #gamedev

koko we simply can't afford it. it's an unjustifiable expense