I hear America singing.

watching a big budget chinese sword guy movie and they've got special guest appearances for the big guys. jet li is in here as a "special guest" in a two hour movie. we gotta go back to guest credits in feature films, implying that the rest of these mopes just work here all the time

there's a list of great assassin creeds and it's very funny how few of them are assassins creed games. the ghost games, star wars outlaws, watch dogs 2, etc

poison onion knight build

the way i'm like

that kojima motherfucker that explodes into bees

lmao jd everything else aside the "most senior catholic in US government" is sam alito's crazy ass you stupid vestigial useless bitch

got to tell a cult leader who rhapsodized about ripping out my heart when he was bullying me and applying bleed to "have a heart; here, have another, you'll need it" as i hit + crit hit to kill, so pathfinder was a success. though his murder golem does remain and loom

letting creators thematically riff on an IP with no regard for canonicity is good, so long as you accept in your heart right now that one day the moron cokeheads in charge will demand all the successful projects be stitched together into a Star Wars Multiverse www.youtube.com/watch?v=r70A...

mistico working harder and faster in this nothing-doing collision trios than he did at Forbidden Door or in Japan because the san diego crowd actually sang his song is the most mistico shit there is

i'll give thekla this, if "i stole your mask, took it to the strip club and paid the lady to wear it to get you to dance for me one more time" isn't a new permutation of mask disrespect in wrestling, it's certainly a new one to me

you can map out the geography of every AEW v2 andrade match by tracking which corner the planted hottie is in

just accept now: he is going to be fine during his speech. you must be as water (which none of his supporters will have access to that afternoon) and let events flow over you, instead of trying to impose It Happening here or there. one day it must

my take on the Team USA thing is i'm willing to root for them if they don't seem like individually irritating people. i'm not sure male soccer players will ever pass this test. i know damn well male hockey players won't

as far as i can tell the video game news today is "marvel rivals gave captain america that Weapon" which easily puts it in the top 5 news days for video games this year

Dying

hot enough out there that i went to move my car out of the sun and when i took the key out of the ignition a couple minutes later it was painfully hot to the touch. that's a new one

the only really notable thing about the new fable trailer from a couple weeks ago is this fucking loser showing up again in the stinger lmao

need an entirely new set of radio buttons to communicate to youtube how disinterested i am in clicking on contextless video clips of the dad from invincible murdering teenage girls in capes

always love how impossible it is to tell if the USMNT is winning or losing based on my feed during one of their games, which is mostly Americans

so cool that there's a solid 35ish% of the national electorate whose entire politics as summarized by the nonpartisan election explainer brochure is "Now Is the Time of Do What Thou Wilt"

was out in 97-feels-111 today in central MD and got nostalgic for summer 2012 in NYC for whatever fucking reason

[trying to find anything good about the baltimore orioles right now voice] the ben wagner/melanie newman radio booth they do like five times a year is very good

no one's ever gonna confuse our nation's white ballplayers for a bastion of racial tolerance but as that population keeps trending towards coming from richer and demographically more radicalized reactionary families this is a problem that's gonna get worse not better

starfox remake seems cool, i like making fox a bit more of a hotshot dickhead so falco and he come off more as guys ribbing each other than falco being constantly out of pocket. VA seems mostly fine to good except the andross lieutenant line reads are all far more boring than their 64 counterparts

always fun to check in with the conor friedersdorf of baseball punditry

lmao this guy just posted "scoreboard"

yeah it's a "too blackpilled to post" day

we're a decade at most and maybe five years at least from energy sector bigwigs talking like JRPG villains about blocking out the sun to artificially meter solar power to continue extracting wealth for it, there's already vaporware tech start ups focused around creating synthetic on-demand clouds

maya world with her first 5 star match, dont care what dave has to say

excalibur casually revealing despy is in the building but not booked

shota umino really should just lariat the piss out of guys

titan wearing his Bullet Bill mask

shout out to TK blowing up everybody's pick ems 20 minutes before the main show

late Kyle Badish

getting to RE9 many months late as is my custom and wow they really do write this FBI girl (this character cannot be older than 19) so timidly it shoots right past "mousey" and ends up at "almost non-verbal"

the eagles, counting crows, paula cole, rod stewart, the romantics, and whatever the fuck was on the station playing the best of the 80s, 90s, And Today

perry minasian was the most flagrantly incompetent executive in MLB by at least a standard deviation, the man who lost at least two press cycles to an HVAC unit, so it's pretty fitting to announce his firing as an afterthought in the press release hailing his replacement

me on the day that it happens

there is exactly one thing that the institutional democratic party is exceptional at -- blunting, undermining, and otherwise procedurally defeating the left electoralists on their flank -- and they never ever talk like this for a reason

Baltimore undefeated

was halfway through a post making fun of will doing shield body armor cosplay for his DR run and landing in the "looks like he's angling for an Arrow reboot on the CW" zone but then i checked and that looks so much higher quality than the actual suit they used on Arrow

always suspicious of talk like this because no matter how loudly the old guard says it, they're never in their lives going to give up institutional high ground and hand over levers of power in the party by simply resigning from posts. his terms would be "you get the name but we keep the ballot line"

never had to actually use it in the game until a sequence in the DLC island but it is very funny that in ghost of tsushima you can create an ersatz torch by nocking a fire arrow, walking around in the dark, and then lowering the bow to retain the arrow without firing it. mongol archery hack

me and doomer zoomer zohran

inspiring. thank you sextape. prophecy always finds a way

finally getting around to the second plague tale game. played/beat/reviewed the first one with the distinct impression it was mostly historical fiction with some artistic flourishes/license taken to make the rats scarier, but this and the new one seem like they're going off into historical fantasy

hey they finally fired mendoza like a month too late to matter. wonder if the mets can manage another comically bad on-field tactician hire to continue their killstreak

the only recommendation i will make this steam sale, though there are a bunch of great things out there, is star wars outlaws, which is 75% off and has a demo. strong downballot GOTY for me the year it came out store.steampowered.com/app/2842040/...

these ducks are not from canada but i finally have service here