i tried watching daredevil born again and what it taught me instead was that s3 of netflix daredevil was as good as i remembered

they will declare it unconstitutional so you will still be left having to do your business in the main, which is restrict judicial review and directly inhibit the court

kyle badish

discord down, the old IRC heads tell each other smugly, in 10 user channels hosted on servers sitting somewhere in the back of the IT departments of small midwestern college campus or unattached semi-rural garages distinctly unabomber-like in aura

common trump 1 canard "nyt opinion is bad but don't tar the reporters with the same brush, they're world-class" remains wholly defeated for like half a decade now

did some soul-searching and just gave in and pre-ordered the new bond game. i'm going to play it even if i hate posh gen alpha tory twink bond. in fact, i'm going to play it especially if i hate that little shit.

people are hungary-posting about this moment in terms of the scope of possibility and the fundamental difference between here and hungary is that the opposition leaders in hungary were not born losers who love to lose, get off on losing, and think losing makes them better people

get texting, jay

love the meta in ghost of tsushima where ronin are quite difficult if you fight them like a noble samurai, with your sword. but if you're an honorless dog like them, they're dumbasses with swords and robes. and those guys die real easy to arrows, knives, bombs, bombs 2, arrows on fire, gun arrows,

it's bad to be the party of rules-following valedictorian bright boy lawyers when rules and laws are for suckers and losers

the funny thing about heyman getting that Marine Todd ass quote of polar bear pete putting the nerd stearns in his place is that boras clearly waited until pete had a good week to give it to him and it took until the second week of may

fascinated by chili's adding a chicken sandwich that they favorably compare to the mcchicken, directly on screen, in 2026. like that war started and ended some five years ago and you're just getting in? also my ad block doesn't work on the orioles stream

imagining trying to explain to miyamoto "this is the reaction people think your team's new star fox design should be getting, this is the vector for improvement"

one thing they don't tell you about the triage editing game is that "I read every article this site publishes" has as its necessary corollary "and I remember none of them two days later"

LEGO Batman continuing his proud tradition of being the only Batman with a halfway normal relationship with his family

in a way it's darkly amusing how little of the american tradition/mythmaking/storytelling has prepared the public at large for the democrats, whose response to a crisis isn't heroic action or cunning betrayal or even sniveling cowardice, just a placid, "No. We'd rather not. Wait awhile, ask again."

extremely funny that through memeing about baldness for some two straight years, AEW has become an apuestas territory

this is the first time kevin knight has wrestled with the intensity and edge of a main eventer in this company instead of Kevin Knight, Jr Heavyweight. i knew he had it but this is the first time i seent it

never had the reaction "christ this guy's handwriting sucks, i'm not reading this shit" to a suicide note but clearly life has new experiences ready for me each day

my only thought on the starfox debate is that they gave it starcraft II's UI for some reason. that is the Terran UI just green instead of blue

i mean she did the right thing but it is very funny the pope is gonna have to wait until regime change in america to change the number on his bank account to the new crib

the best to ever do it, in a star wars sense

it would not be worth the cost to make or watching the whole thing out but the concept of matt damon just playing odysseus as jason bourne is very funny to me. Get some rest Penelope. You look tired

using this as my weekend/vacation out of office DND from now on

had a dream i was doing survival horror against an alien from Aliens and my brain decided the way i'd know the monster was nearby was the little second mouth/tongue situation it has would stick itself around corners like an adorable/gross eyestalk. think my brain needs a refresher on how aliens work

turned off the orioles when henderson made a stupid mental mistake that made the game 3-0 instead of 2-0, turned on basketball because i figured if they were checked out so was i. sure enough, 12-1.

the problem with the entire democratic leadership being rich well-heeled elite lawyers is that their reaction to all this is to fret about preserving the legitimacy of the institution and ~calling out hypocrisy~ instead of actually fighting. a labor-led party would be fighting.

the way i know i spent the right amount of time away from ghost of tsushima before returning is that the big end of act 1 twist still got me despite it being the most obvious thing ever between two Violent Men of Honor and Shame, one of whom lost significant position to the other in the past

all of my controversial star wars takes have become mainstream. victory has defeated me. i'd have to go to shit i clearly don't believe like "episode II is good" to reclaim any commanding heights here

pre-disney star wars. it was a different vibe and it's gone forever. also niftily it's completely impossible for me to actually do it instead of functionally impossible, and therefore i don't have to feel like a professional failure

every ref in the big 4 us sports getting on that state trooper stack so they feel less unmanly around the athletic phenoms they police is a very funny running subplot. why are you, a 49 year old senior official, so vascular?

it should be illegal for a company to e-mail you with sad emojis in the subject line because you have not bought a Burrito from them this fiscal quarter.

no more total landscaping than a cemetery, when you think about it

impossible to get any sort of sense of scale off this but it immediately struck me as "we're just selling the pinwheel roll without cutting it" which would be a crazy thing to buy for a party i guess

this the sort of sound file that plays when you shoot a space nazi in a ps3 game

mets mvp mj melendez. mvp melendez? mvplendez? by the time we finish workshopping this he'll have cratered down to a 65 wRC+

ronny mauricio showing signs of life for the first time of the year and then immediately pulling a colton cowser and fucking up his hand on a headfirst slide into first base is incredibly mets

mark carney is kinda the perfect liberal politician name. hi im Prime Minister Sucker Conman

Family Knows Not To Interrupt Dad While He’s Skimming Pool, Listening To Orioles Radio Broadcast https://theonion.com/family-knows-not-to-interrupt-dad-while-he-s-skimming-p-1819578904/

i am not sure what is funnier, NOAH putting the GHC Heavyweight Title -- basically the only thing left in that company with any rizz -- on Shane Haste, or taking 32 minutes to do it. a fucking 31:42 Shane Haste singles match in your main event and he goes over lmao

kyle badish

developing a fantasy john wick based around the guy who played lan in wheel of time using a punch shield and katana, but the punch shield has a notch in it so he can stab the katana through it to do Moves

cade povich you remain my sworn enemy. please learn how to get a fucking out

the most american animal is a small-medium sized fat dog

*vapes* ah. cade povich. we meet again

tentatively checking out the new star wars show after ~2 years away from the franchise. darth maul's second life as a soft spoken crimester remains very strange, but it looks nice. problem is obviously all disney SW have a "put a droid with a gimmick in there" mandate and this one immediately Sucks

i think she's actually just an orca but i initially thought the hooters tactical operative in the back was a dolphin in a balaclava

i do not watch a lot of NBA basketball because i am a wizards "fan," so i'm upfront that i just dip in for the playoffs here and there and don't follow the development of the game, but if all of it now looks like what they're doing in that minnesota/denver game you can count me out moving forward

behind the music pop up asking Did You Know? That's the Super Shotgun from Doom II