Not tired so I'm watching the criminally underrated Mystery Men. Whole film on YouTube for free! A movie so forgotten that you have to type not just not mystery and not just mystery m but mystery me for it to show up in the search results

Chris Geidner is a piece of shit and like all liberals he will sell everyone else out in a second to protect himself and only himself

Definitely not watching the DC nonsense so finally time to check out the Merrily We Roll Along proshot. The musical starts (the story ends) in the bicentennial year of 1976 so it makes sense if you've had a couple vodkas already The 2013 recording made me want a conversation pit. Still want one

I think part of the reason the Trump hardos want to stand on the Mall in a rainstorm is that like a third of that cohort has been struck by lightning at least once and dug it. "Actually cured my diabetes," they hoot at but not quite to each other as the Black Rifle Coffee Pavillion erupts in flames.

lfg

ALL rich people are evil. Every single one.

Pausa de evacuación

Trump getting split in half by a bolt of lightning while giving a speech on America's 250th would be the greatest thing to happen in human history and could never be topped

Well, One Piece just got a lot more unpleasant to watch. Disney added a two-minute commercial break between the opening theme and the recap and I'm now seeing another two-minute break mid-sentence at 07:34 of the episode. Stay tuned, I'm sure it gets worse

Life in prison or death.

This is what I mean. This action needs to be punishable by life in prison or death.

Another one. They're all pedos.

Another word for this is "evil" and people should use it

Mbappe is an asshole. People should not like him.

You never want this much red on the weather page

Howdy fella's, what's up with your various diaper blow outs?

So many people need to be imprisoned for life or executed

China: weak, soft, only experienced one measley century of humiliation America: tuff, thriving, 250 years of nothing but humiliation and going strong as ever

Notably not a JCM fan, but notice how he asked Albernaz TWO TIMES about Gunnar being picked off for the 5th time this season and how Albernaz answered, yet won’t hesitate to pick on the 21-year-old Latino catcher.

It's hard to convey to someone who didn't experience it how culturally ubiquitous the bicentennial was at the time. Kids had red-white-and-blue SHEETS on their beds. Like many, many, many kids.

Albernaz is sort of a perfect fit for Elias’ organization, in that he thinks interacting with the press shouldn’t have to be part of his job.

I realize it's embarrassing to have to say this out loud in 2026 but it's obvious that Albernaz treats the white players like his bosses and the others like his subordinates

I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night. "Good vibes"

FUCK

The atmosphere and its attendant effects have the opportunity to do the funniest thing

Small. Weak. Unoriginal. Those were the words Mamdani used in his address yesterday to describe the worst and most hateful of America's powerful people. I hope Trump's skull full of nougat can process that those are the words that describe him. I hope he is furious.

Took till the round of 16 but my teenager is finally sending me memes that suggest the USA can at the very least beat Belgium but maybe win it all

It could Happen today

SOUND ON

It is indescribably annoying that GSW got this guy

I don’t even speak Portuguese and I keep rewatching this video where a Brazilian journalist thinks he’s just interviewing a random Cape Verde fan at the stadium and it turns out it’s Vozinha’s dad.

Nothing on earth is more exciting to an Englishman than the chance to talk about the Rene Higuita scorpion kick. It was their moon landing

to sum up

Hey team somebody get those etsy witches on the phone, we've got something to manifest.

Excellent post with many excellent replies

new metaphor just dropped

I would love an African team to make the final someday. But not Ghana. Never Ghana. No forgiveness, ever.

Welp. Looks like the ones to beat Messi and Argentina will have to be the USA

Seriously. Surely there is a few companies who can wedge him into a commercial during this tournament still

As a courtesy to the viewing public, Alexi Lalas is not a part of the Argentina-Cape Verde postgame coverage

Well what do you know about that.

oh my gravy

Scenes

When you are evil, just like Hakeem Jeffries