Remember when Elias said yesterday that they “might hire a GM this offseason or they might not”? That has lived rent free in my head since yesterday bc what the fuck lmao

Can confirm that this happened and it’s one of the more insane things that I’ve ever witnessed happen to one of my friends. The audacity of this guy 😂

I’d do just about anything for him to manage the O’s, but I doubt Elias pays what it’ll take to get him, nor will he agree to be a yes-man

I got HOOKED UP, sheeeeeesh this is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

I was told it’s too early to do this!!

Have you ever been so overstimulated after work that you just need to put your phone on DND and then lay on your bed, in complete silence, just staring at your ceiling for the next 2 hours? Bc same

He couldn’t care less about a world series. Launch this loser directly to the sun

This organization is a circus on fire

We are so fucked

Lmao BRO WHAT

What time is this dreaded Elias/Mansolino press conference today? Praying that it’s during my lunch, my planning, or after I get home from work so I don’t have to be the world’s best actor in front of children lmao

Good morning and happy #VictoryMonday to 4-0 Philadelphia Eagles fans and to 4-0 Philadelphia Eagles fans only, go birds 🦅

How I’m sleeping knowing my team is 4-0 and the hoes are mad

So how do I not root for the Blue Jays the team (division rival, I refuse) but root for only Seranthony Dominguez my beloved in the playoffs

What is it with the city of Baltimore and their professional athletes suffering hamstring injuries????

I didn’t cry about the end of baseball season until friends who are fans of other teams started texting me & telling me how O’s fans deserve better & how much they respect my loyalty to them (my loyalty is to the PLAYERS) while the FO continuously slaps us in the face 😭💔

This is pretty awesome.

What was the whole fucking point of even bringing in Kremer if they weren’t going to allow him to reach his career high in IP anyway? Tony Mansolino can go to hell. There’s no way they can name this man permanent manager. THEY CANNOT (but they’re going to).

The second half was ugly in all facets, but with the injuries piling up and the OC being completely clueless, it’s pretty remarkable that we’ve started 4-0, especially against some very tough opponents in the Chiefs, Rams, & Bucs. I’m choosing to enjoy it. Go Birds 🦅

Shout out to Jalen Carter for going back into the game while clearly injured. It was his insane pass rush that led to the sack and the short 4th down pass.

4-0

It’s incredible how many penalties the Bucs are getting away with

FIRE KEVIN PATULLO

CAMPBELL PICK!!!!!!!

Fuck Kevin Patullo

Time for Patullo to ruin my day

The officiating is egregious right now

I would do very questionable things for a turnover right now

This is starting to feel like a loss

Would anyone like to rush the passer today? No? Just checking

FAKE TUSH PUSH FOR THE TUDDY RAAAAAHHHHHH

Really tells you alot about the @NFL when you think about how the Chiefs and the Patriots were coddled versus how the officials are out to be the 12th player on the Eagles opposition. Every damn week.

BALL DOES NOT FUCKING LIE

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME WITH THESE FUCK FACE LOSER REFEREES

This is why I’m not ready to apologize to Patullo. Took his foot off the gas and here we are

RINGO

Weird how it’s not considered taunting when it’s not a player in green!!!!!

In the roughing the passer in the room with us right now????

ARTHUR JUAN! Saquon!

Pryor in for Steen? HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING????

Yo this field is TRASH

Jalen is in his BAG right now

SHOVEL PASS TO GOEDERT FOR THE TUDDY

QUINYONAMO BAY 🙅🏼‍♀️

Tackle and run away, do not even blink your eyes or breathe toward the opponent

Baker gets in Q’s face, Q talks back, Bucs OL pushes Q, he pushes back. Flag on the Eagles?! Lmao

Cooper DeJean can't look down at a player while stepping over him but Baker Mayfield can go up to Quinyon Mitchell to talk trash and that's not a penalty?

The Bucs are taunting on every play lmao

BALL DON’T LIE!!!!

Ringo 🥴