If the Orioles make a big signing during the day tomorrow when I have students in front of me, my acting skills are going to be seriously tested. Like how am I supposed to pretend that it didn’t happen? If they sign someone like Valdez or Schwarber I’d probably have to go home. Not even playing.

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Eagles legend Kenny Gainwell

The way that I legitimately belly laughed out loud

Happy start of Winter Meetings for all who observe. (Orioles fans don’t usually celebrate, we observe. But maybe we’ll finally get the chance to celebrate this time, who’s to say)

□ single □ taken ☑ wanting the Orioles to sign a top of the rotation starting pitcher in the next 72 hours

Ferrer is going to be a demon in that Mariners bullpen, man.

Who cares if the meetings don’t start until tomorrow, I want more moves!!!

That’s an INSANE price for a reliever (who has control, I know), no?? Did Ford’s value tank a bit since he seemingly had no path to start with Raleigh in Seattle? Feels like this is highway robbery for the Nationals

I’m getting a lot of emotional men in response to being called on their own misogyny in my replies today and it’s been very entertaining

Never change, Jim Bowden 😬

Some ridiculous, waste-of-time trade proposal (for both teams, to be clear) made by Paul Hembekides on Twitter of Jesus Luzardo (FA in 2027) for Jordan Westburg on Buster Olney’s podcast has a Phillies fan telling me that Westburg is “100% available for trade” when I said he’s likely not available.

Passan just bodybagged Boob lmaaaaaaaoooooooo

Welcome to Kim’s “pack ‘em up Saturday”. 😎

Here’s an example of a complete douche bag who wants to be an asshole to people in their replies without those people returning their same energy toward them! Need a lesson on how not to be a condescending dickhead?

Not sure where anyone asked for a Brewers fan to chime in with their negativity unprovoked, but since you’re here and made a petty effort, at least my team has won the World Series. 3 times more than yours has, to be exact. Was that obvious to everyone else too? Scram 🥰

If you follow me on here (and have for a while), and you come into my replies attempting to explain Mike Elias & the way he works to me, it’s pretty clear you don’t actually read anything I say and just see female and blonde hair in my profile picture. Keep your misogyny away from me.

I am…uncomfortable

Spring training trip is officially booked ✅

I don’t want to wait until Sunday for the winter meetings to start. I want them to start…now

Orioles mentioned as in on all 5 starters in this article, FWIW. Notably mentioned as a “favorite” for Valdez and a “serious threat” to sign Ranger Suarez. 🤷🏼‍♀️ www.mlb.com/news/startin...

I’d like everyone in the AL East (except the Orioles) to calm tf down right now

The noti came through from Passan with “The Boston Red Sox are acquiring right-hander…” and my stomach fell out my ass bc I thought it was Joe Ryan

Haha it’s Philly or bust

🥹🥹🥹🥹

Currently giving myself a pep talk to get out of the car and walk into work

The Newark mushroom farms smell straight NASTY rn 🤢

Spring training tickets purchased ✅☀️🌴⚾️😎

It’ll never compare to the Omar Whistle & Orff’s Carmina Burana cantata that Felix enters to for the 9th, at least for me, but Ryan Helsley’s closer entrance is gonna SLAP on Camden Yard’s new video board and sound system

Rosenthal reported that Helsley has a $500,000 bonus if he’s traded. I’m choosing to interpret that as in Helsley is making sure they’re serious about being competitive, & if they’re just going to use him as a trade chip, then pay him. I’m sure someone smarter than me actually knows why, though. 😂

I am so pumped about this signing

Back to work after a great, relaxing Thanksgiving Break. 15 more work days (even if they’re the busiest 15 work days of a music teacher’s life) until another 2 weeks off, let’s get it

Okay I need a new Orioles rumor. I can’t wait another week for the winter meetings to start. I’m selfish and need something to happen *now*

Signing Helsley yesterday was fun, Mike Elias should do it again today and sign Kyle Schwarber or Framber Valdez or Ranger Suarez or fuck it, sign all 3

I understand that this front office has given us LOTS to complain about & don’t deserve a lot of trust until they be about it instead of talking about it. But if you’re pissed off & complaining about the Ryan Helsley signing, then you’re just mad to be mad.

I’d like another high leverage lefty to split set up duties with Kittredge before I even start to feel better about this bullpen. Akin and Enns feel like the same pitcher (even though they’re not but you know what I mean) and neither of them are high leverage or get lefties out as a specialty.

I’m very happy with this signing and am hopeful he can return to his 2024/pre Mets 2025 form. This is a great signing. Keep bullying Mike Elias. It’s working!

My dream of Seranthony my beloved returning is probably over 😞

BULLYING WORKS

I need a big time Orioles signing right now like I need air to breathe. Shit, I’d be fine with a rumor at this point

I saw this mock trade proposal last night and I have yet to stop laughing 😂😂 It came from this article: www.mlb.com/news/hypothe...

Do I need to check back in now

I’m checked out. Lose by 50 for all I care.

They’re not booing loud enough

Fire everyone I don’t even care

If they don’t care then I don’t care

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Maybe life is just easier when I hate both of my sports teams