republicanism is a death cult. no other way to put it

doing a whole lot of writing and deleting

they’re calling it Woke 2, and it’s here to stay

pussy so good it’s got me writing in AA BB rhyming scheme

it’s just got to be fetish at this point right

if they did January 6 today, it'd be called "January 6-7." Thank you for reading. RIP Ashley Babbert

like 9 Dems crossed the line to end the shutdown on a promise that they’d get an ACA concession that the republicans immediately said wouldn’t happen. grow up

such an insane track open.spotify.com/track/3e9BHo...

exiting the time machine and giving every cave man i see a low taper fade

this is what Creed’s album covers look like to me

guess who else was “just following orders”

We had a good run

in a way you have to appreciate the veil being lifted just a shame hell isnt real

i hate that every show i used to like is just a rotating wheel of millionaire comedians talking about how sad they are in secret. talking about how important therapy is to them. man shut up if that money won’t fix you, it’ll fix me

in what world will they ever need to decipher roman numerals. that shit is for super bowl rings and that’s it

See ya never, 2025

little christmas present to myself picked up 20 of these for my Imotekh the Stormlord deck

[Elvis hovering his hand over the Palantir of Orthanc] woah mama

(trying to get my ice cream with a cherry on top) yo boss can i get that pretty please style

how it feels to hit someone with “speak on that”

this has made me want to remake a private-only twitter account site was dog shit but i at least felt somewhat informed there

guy who went by Cum Hitler less than 6 months ago: we expected better from you mrs “Roan”

look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts

craziest thing about the 50 year mortgage is when you do the math, your mortgage payments are MAYBE $200 lower, for an extra 20 years of paying interest comically evil shit. we could just abolish private equity firms, but extending the walls of the prison is way more appealing for the donor class

i had a very merry 76 degrees fahrenheit christmas

i’ve procrastinated a bit but i need some ideas for last minute gifts

majority of accounts called shit like Cummunism and PenisStalin

feels like stumbling upon the Lascaux cave paintings

at this point blue states should withhold federal taxes i know that’s very Epic Lib of me or whatever but red states constantly making empty threats should be met with real action it’s the only way to stop all of this

we can’t get rid of movie theaters, because no one knows how to behave anymore it’s the only place in america where you have to sit quietly and focus on one thing where you can’t be on your phone

genuinely no one doing it better than Spice

best to ever do it

Picturing the end to Raiders of the Lost Ark but it's a Vatican storage room full of the tacky bullshit the Pope's been given

Donkey Kong XII: Contemplation of the Divine Self

mister movies pod cast

biggest takeaway i’ve had from all this is how the male loneliness epidemic is 100% self inflicted and totally deserved

dems love to cross their arms and be like “yuuuuuup. thats #illegal” then do nothing about it. all this theater just to host a fundraiser and lose by 22 points

If you’re more concerned with the age of consent, than with Manufacturing Consent… here’s your sign!

Epstein’s estate has been releasing more and more pictures of celebrities who rubbed elbows with him, ranging from Bill Gates to Noam Chomsky i mean, seeing all these pictures of Noam Chomsky on Epstein’s island, the title of his book should have been Manufacturing the Age of Consent

can’t remember what the gun that killed shinzo abe was called so my brain just calls it The Kablammer

real white boys know that when molting season come, that husk left behind is not to be desired

my smartest friend: “ancients” stole from us, you know? me: is there anything original? my smartest friend: no sir. look at what other cities are called Memphis. starting to make sense? me: i think so my smartest friend: they took it (trying to make a triangle with his hands) the bass pro shop

stealing someone’s catalytic converter feels soooo good 😅 this shit should be illegal

folks, there’s no one doing it better than Yorgos Lanthimos

Popping my pussy at the all of garden

if anyone has a connect, i’d like to ask 3OH!3 what they meant by “do the hellen keller and talk with your hips”

Henlo NYC

gave my homie my CEDH proxies i don’t use anymore and now he whoops my ass every game