From when we were moving time before last. I got to show him a ton of birds in a tree outside

ive kind of reached the point where i think if youre still posting on musk's thingie youve got a mental problem and should think about that

I used to do this to him when he was being an asshole. We called it sky timeout I’d kill to do it one more time

Sorry for all the cat posting. I miss my old man so much

Coolest thing about cats is that you think it would be a fun idea to have a kitten, then there’s just this guy that lives in your house for 16 years

Taking everything in me not to call everyone I know and show every single picture of my cat Hope he knows he was this loved

May get this as a tattoo of my old man I’ll miss you forever

RIP to the greatest to ever do it. I’ll love you forever Dracula

Gotta say goodbye to the mayor of stupidtown in the next few days

The War on Protein is such an interesting tell for how different the MAHA world’s perception is from ours They think everyone is scared of preworkout or whatever, but you can’t get water without it being marketed as seed oil-free and 14g of protein anymore

pretty crazy that "this is the site that has an AI that makes cp" still isn't enough for people to leave twitter

Never have faith in the Jags. They will only hurt you

Gave someone advice on how to convert a 403b to an IRA. Time to turn autocapitalization on on my phone. It’s time

Breaking- The apple from New York big apple has rizzed up Chicago bean. Have a wonderful and incredible day

🚨 #LANDBACKTRUMP #LANDBACKTRUMP #LANDBACKTRUMP 🚨

i’d rather die thanks

republicanism is a death cult. no other way to put it

doing a whole lot of writing and deleting

they’re calling it Woke 2, and it’s here to stay

pussy so good it’s got me writing in AA BB rhyming scheme

it’s just got to be fetish at this point right

if they did January 6 today, it'd be called "January 6-7." Thank you for reading. RIP Ashley Babbert

like 9 Dems crossed the line to end the shutdown on a promise that they’d get an ACA concession that the republicans immediately said wouldn’t happen. grow up

such an insane track open.spotify.com/track/3e9BHo...

exiting the time machine and giving every cave man i see a low taper fade

this is what Creed’s album covers look like to me

guess who else was “just following orders”

We had a good run

in a way you have to appreciate the veil being lifted just a shame hell isnt real

i hate that every show i used to like is just a rotating wheel of millionaire comedians talking about how sad they are in secret. talking about how important therapy is to them. man shut up if that money won’t fix you, it’ll fix me

in what world will they ever need to decipher roman numerals. that shit is for super bowl rings and that’s it

See ya never, 2025

little christmas present to myself picked up 20 of these for my Imotekh the Stormlord deck

[Elvis hovering his hand over the Palantir of Orthanc] woah mama

(trying to get my ice cream with a cherry on top) yo boss can i get that pretty please style

how it feels to hit someone with “speak on that”

this has made me want to remake a private-only twitter account site was dog shit but i at least felt somewhat informed there

guy who went by Cum Hitler less than 6 months ago: we expected better from you mrs “Roan”

look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts

craziest thing about the 50 year mortgage is when you do the math, your mortgage payments are MAYBE $200 lower, for an extra 20 years of paying interest comically evil shit. we could just abolish private equity firms, but extending the walls of the prison is way more appealing for the donor class

i had a very merry 76 degrees fahrenheit christmas

i’ve procrastinated a bit but i need some ideas for last minute gifts

majority of accounts called shit like Cummunism and PenisStalin

feels like stumbling upon the Lascaux cave paintings

at this point blue states should withhold federal taxes i know that’s very Epic Lib of me or whatever but red states constantly making empty threats should be met with real action it’s the only way to stop all of this

we can’t get rid of movie theaters, because no one knows how to behave anymore it’s the only place in america where you have to sit quietly and focus on one thing where you can’t be on your phone

genuinely no one doing it better than Spice