While I'm generally opposed to the new generative AI systems, I read an article about someone whose usage I'm sympathetic to. His grandmother died, so he created a digital avatar of his aunt after she gave him a boner at the funeral so he could generate naked pictures of her.

one of my favorite conversations was someone asking if caves of qud had rats since they never saw rat enemies, which was resolved when another person relayed the message you get when eating a bat corpse. QED. Rats exist.

dont let these manufactured scandals distract you from how he sippy his drink silly

Mummy caught me jorking it to the inkblot test again 😢😫🍆

baby eggs will only learn to fly if you give them a little push *i roll an estrogen syringe out of a bird's nest and it falls directly in to someone's skull and floods their prefrontal cortex with estrogen and kills them*

This is the type of thing every single culture's gods reserve their harshest punishments for

i waddle up to you, holding my new Barbie doll. I paw at the plastic. "I can't reach her!?" You put down your novel and get the scissors from the drawer. You open my toy for me. You return to your book. You look up a few seconds later to see me on the floor, face purple, Barbie legs sticking out

I just invented a new moral panic. "Adults go in to the public pool because they want to discreetly pee in the water so children will swim in their pissy water. Pools need to be age segregated to stop adult paedophiles with piss fetishes." Feel free to use it as a distraction.

Donald Trump is orange. 🤦‍♂️

some of you

Gay little mice

wat

rat?

this could be us

This is some wild stuff because dyslexia doesn't make people believe equal signs go in the middle of words and most of his social circle typed like that too

ACAB includes them

The Ladies love the way im insecure and willing to engage in self-destructive behaviour to please them

The crypto community is stupid because they completely dumped the "government-free money you can't be debanked with and which can be used to buy illegal drugs" angle to deep-throat every corporation and government that lays it's grimy paws on it because they might make number go up

whenever anything bad happens in my life I try to find a way to make it a psychosexual issue

this could be us but you don't even care me or want to give me your number even at all

does anybody else remember having a guy come to their elementary school and show them yoyo tricks and then try to sell them holographic cards that were normal images of Goku from some angles but were naked but non-erotic and anatomically educational images of Goku from other angles?

rat 🐈=🐀

Why the fuck did this website repeatedly ban me?

need someone to sink in to me like this 😫🥵

need someone with this kind of attitude

this could be me walking our daughter to school if you loved me or cared me even at all

wud wud u test this with me?

me and the other goons are going to go hang out near the explosive red barrels. are you brave enough to join us?

the EA games launcher opens on startup and will appear over the top of a different, unrelated game I've already been playing for the past minute but I will never get around to stopping it

Pathetic: these famous celebrities didn't get their first big role until their 40s. Their friends and family had to tolerate decades of them being failures at life.

thinkin' 'bout how the first J Jonah Jameson scene in Sam Raimi's Spider-Man 1 has a fairly prominent TV showing the percentage of AIDS victims who were homosexual men or drug abusers over an American flag and I found it jarringly outside of the tone of the movie

woah, fuckikng epic

I know I hurt you, but I want you to know that I forgive myself and have moved on, and I hope that some day you do too

Carefully specifying that I am against Islamic and far-left anti-Semitism in order to avoid alienating my anti-Semitic base

a fieldmouse born in the warm lap of june seeing an autumn leaf fall for the first time:

I work in a factory that manufactures diapers for the military and the police

craig cow won't hear you calling him teeny tiny smoll, b ut i could im soooo smoll please make fun of how teeny tiny i am

i guess nobody even care or like me even at all because im still alive

this could be us if you even cared me even at all

What a fucking scam.

Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan

All this riot gear seems way too expensive for it to be grassroots. I'm starting to believe that these ICE goons and goonettes tormenting the Americans have some very powerful backers. Maybe even a senator or two.

Ancient Chinese emperors' court eunuchs and our modern domestic dogs: neutered for much the same reason. But with these fuckless wonders now leading us awry, who this time has the courage to reattach the balls and restore peace under Heaven?

It turns out I've been mispronouncing Cillian Murphy this whole time. It's actually "Murp-hee"

cheese mouse

RIP BIG GUY, YOU WILL BE MISSED #RIP #BIGGUY #WILLBEMISSED

Pathetic 35 year old woman in the parking lot outside the bookstore walks up to some teens. "Psst, hey, can you buy me a couple Hunger Games? I don't want the other adults to know I'm a pathetic loser who still reads YA fiction. I'll trade ya some smoke"