mouse

*houses a gruyere*

cheese mouse

quote post this with your best impression of me

sandwich for breakfast

whole box of mac and cheese for dinner

what. the fuck did you just fucking say about cheese you little rat

i need a cheese nap

it's raining it's pouring the old man* is snoring *chonk

cheese mouse

coffee

cheese mouse

mouse

gently scooching my pronouns over

oi

bananabis

cannabis

cheese spouse

smowl

bibeo killed the babio star

squeak

FINE ILL PUT IT BACK

jk i forget my password

thinking about deactivating this account again bye

greatest city in da world

pissing

unrelated i missed the fucking bus

thank you mister gravy for reminding me even when you're not there, that it sounds really aggressive when i start dropping f bombs about the transit system

mx information

miss information

i heart ny shirt but it says i heart misinformation

why take a moment of silence anymore. shouldn't we be fucking screaming

hot dog!!!!!!!!!!!

i can't believe i tried coke for the first time and this was my best post

being cool is literally a choice

something about me is i do not care :)

hot dog

my body is a temple and i am the landlord as well as the pastor

coworker told me he wouldn't want to date someone who smokes weed every day. well, i didn't want to date him either

what's bluesky

making jokes in the face of danger to provide levity to the masses (my internal family system)

gohn jreen

tell me honestly, please. why you hate me so much omg

vegetabus

going to the club (book club)