skate witch
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Aka taco dave. she.
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I have this anthology of japanese literature and one of my favorite parts is excerpts from The Pillow Book by Sei ShĹŤnagon (1000 AD(author of "The Cat Who Lived In The Place)) which contains many lists such as "depressing things" "awkward things" "hateful things" of the Heian period
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divinity: original sin is the kind of game where you compliment a chicken on her feathers and she says yes ive worked hard on them, have an egg and you say 'thank you'
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u ever look outside at the crack of dawn and think to urself, this is gonna be one of those days where i just flip the fuck out. just lose my god damn mind
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oh but when i say the biggest crisis facing the world is that the rich no longer fear they will be killed then suddenly im the extremist
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you are singing the theme of fire emblem engage, arent you?
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do not google the Les Cayes Massacre
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i tire of these earthlings and their gay little problems
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the actual solution to automobiles and accidents is giving people a dodge roll with at least 12 frames of invincibility. but you're not ready for tgat conversation
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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker
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Remember when those grade school kids begged Dianne Feinstein to do something about climate change and she said condescendingly "we know what we're doing" and then fell over and died
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after abetting a genocide and collaborating with the right, the libs are once again back and trying to dictate terms on moral and pragmatic grounds as though the past half decade didn't even happen
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oblivion.txt
4 days ago
An all-female gang of thieves has been recently plaguing Anvil with a very unique method of robbing. They pick on only the men.
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SCULLY: We've found traces of gametic secretions, androgenic follicles, and nutrient rich soil. MULDER: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? MULDER & SCULLY IN UNISON: Cock Swamp.
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shitting up the UK and leaving. call that keir and peel
6 days ago
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just remembered the 2025 miss Norway salmon costume
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milo edwards
6 days ago
yesterday in a pub in somerset i overheard a boomer lady say to her table “yes arabella listens to limp bizkit with her father” 2 mins later, with perfect comic timing, a girl of about 19 walks in and joins them, dressed in a huge overshirt, shin-length jorts and nike shox
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disco elysium physique quotes
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STEBAN, THE STUDENT COMMUNIST - “That's because your brain is floating in ideology, gendarme. It's practically drowning in it…” ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Is “Ideology” some kind of high-proof liquor?
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but what of father's night
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MULDER: I saw that flying orb in the sky again last night SCULLY: Hm. MULDER: That's ten thousand straight nights I've seen it directly overhead SCULLY: Are you talking about the moon? MULDER: The what
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Rory Blank
9 days ago
06/18/2026 - dunce cap
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every one of those white hiuse photos looks like ten bored people in a field. surely you can at least make this garbage shit Look appealing at least
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now more than ever the world needs skeleton enemies adept in unarmed combat. Just beating the shit out of you
15 days ago
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charlie kirk would've gotten on his knees and lapped up that elephant piss
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me, in my mech, about to get my shit completely fucked up
16 days ago
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when Israel drone bombed USAID worker Hani Jnena along with his wife and children and relatives all Power could sputter out was thoughts and prayers she's fucking evil
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16 days ago
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SM loves Manzanita
17 days ago
Horror cĂłsmico
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julie muncy
17 days ago
MOTHERFUCKER
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bookcoin. the individual words in a book are mined for coins. when all the words are gone the book is erased from the public domain
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*my last shot before i give up on myself and the world* "is there a mrs. beast?"
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disco elysium physique quotes
24 days ago
YOU - “Hold on. Hyper…text?” TRANT HEIDELSTAM - “Yes, hypertext,” he says, as if it's self-evident. “Jan Kaarp and the collection of cultural hyperlinks.” HALF LIGHT - He's just making up fancy words. This doesn't mean anything!
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Wendy Xu
about 2 months ago
every day i find an incredible guy (from a painting scroll attributed to qiu ying called "raising the alms bowl: the conversion of hariti, mother of demons)
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852dude
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wolf pupy
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oh you have an ant problem? that's funny, ants usually help me.
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Sure, I GUESS in hindsight the Bat Vulture was a poor idea
about 1 month ago
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u know what time it is
about 1 month ago
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️
about 1 month ago
digging through mobygames when you can't sleep is fun. you'll find all kinds of games you didn't know existed, like SONIC CRICKET
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the greatest of generals can acquire posting victory without firing off a single post
about 1 month ago
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theres not been a single dark souls npc in fortnite. until now
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PlayStation Park
about 1 month ago
Japanese Crash 'Crash Twinsanity' PlayStation 2
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u know whats weird? every transphobe is implicitly carrying on the legacy of jeffrey epstein. that's strange, I think.
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skeleton hugs (rabbit dad to MooMoo and formerly Tiffany)
about 1 month ago
Hell yeah brother
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remember yugioh? remember when some horrible creature gripped you and never let go? remember neopets?
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1000% uptick in stock images of doctors holding their glasses with one hand and rubbing their temple with the other
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morrowind.txt
about 1 month ago
They won't let me in! I'm sick man, and the bastards WON'T LET ME IN!
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morrowind.txt
about 1 month ago
I smell your blood, mortal.
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