remember the good old days? when you'd sit in a gymnasium wishing you were dead

It must be so hard being a game developer and not just hiding goatses everywhere

saw a Discourse of the future and the vision gave me a nose bleed: it's not like all pedophiles are rich, most of us are working class,

If i was heckled by a guy with a loudspeaker while trying to unstuck my car im going off the grid

I've been hearing of a lot of people with bad dreams, seeing bad omens, stuff like that. Haven't you?

shaking with rage is out. boiling with rage is making a comeback. scald these freaks

You have seen the beggars. You have, I hope, used your powers of speech to raise their spirits.

just realized this is most bosnian songs

The king? I imagine you'd find him in the Royal Palace. That's where kings usually are.

wtf do you do after kidnapping someones president like Doctor Doom. await their unconditional surrender???

The Gamestop Peace Prize

a nobel peace prize for inciting an invasion of your country and a fifa peace prize for doing it

I realized that is what these Daedra would do, so I realized I must act.

I have this anthology of japanese literature and one of my favorite parts is excerpts from The Pillow Book by Sei Shōnagon (1000 AD(author of "The Cat Who Lived In The Place)) which contains many lists such as "depressing things" "awkward things" "hateful things" of the Heian period

I cant believe Zohran is so short they had to dig up a tiny ottoman Quran to swear him in on

MULDER: I've got my resolutions all planned out for new years. SCULLY: Let me see. SCULLY: "1) Be more paranoid. 2) Find an actual genie. 3) Kill A.D Skinner"? SCULLY: Why? MULDER: [Gestures to #1]

mousetrap jenga I love it

*loading pistol* more like stranger cringe

i feel like these articles have fundamentally been about anyone slightly "liberal" fucking right-wing men, but i cant help but notice they've gotten more coy and will profile a relationship with a trump woman and harris style man. jokes on you i still dont buy that shit

just remembered the vaporwave dark souls video youtu.be/BDrDhTURcWU?...

woke 2: kill anyone who says "buckle up" in the context of providing information

The Fountainhead leads down to the Pools of Dementia and Mania, where the insanity of the Realm's inhabitants settles.

One of the most incredible shots I've ever gotten, in Yellowstone. This coyote walked over a ridge in the blowing snow and posed for me, with a small grin on its face, the snowfalkes like stars in the background. The desolation and beauty of life and nature is grounding, and so good for the soul.

fuck that shit

Trans Am

types of dogs that could also be magical spells: Seeing Eye Dogs

few are talking about Galandra, the coolest bitch ever

A new ruler of Dementia. Excellent. If I could only freeze this moment in time.

Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/

considering writing a song about the difficulties of fame

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

it's too late, i have already depicted myself as ernest, walking away with snow white, and you as dumbfounded robin williams

I've spent a long time wondering if I'd ever speak on my channel, and I'm sure many of you have as well. It looks like it's finally time though. youtu.be/LYM1dmXp9Zs

Big things happening on r/bejeweled

www.youtube.com/shorts/DV1pN... I made a short answering this very important question about Dark Souls 3: Why is the Firekeeper so damn clumsy?

coming soon to Netflix

*looking at quiet winter snowfall outside window* *writes down 'Santa Backshots??'* *shakes head, smiling*

every car wheel should be slippery always, so by winter everyone is used to it

everything went downhill when they stopped making those weird poptart commercials where the poptarts are little dudes

its not a bubble you idiot its an air pocket surrounded by an angelically beautiful glistening, translucent membrane and atom thick you imbecile