Flaming Sword 'TV Animation X - Unmei no Sentaku' PlayStation

"yo Alexa what's my kill streak?" ALEXA: Ending your life is a personal choice and I support it entirely, some common methods inclu

wait...why DID Pikachu like ketchup so much

Artorias the Abysswalker vs. Coughing Baby

I feel bad for Dark Cloud fans. every other franchise gets rebooted or remade, and these guys are finding goodwill demo discs from 2003 just to feel something wont someone help these people

I've been saying this

the new metroid sidekick will, at some point, tell Samus to "raise the roof"

*sigh* Kurosawa is fucking up my skeletons again. yeah, with the lightning. well I assume it's special. yeah. ninja lightning. whatever, he'll never find the key behind the waterfall

"No man is an island entire of itself" but u have the craziest island of all jeffrey 🤪 Dink Trickle 1323 Molester Ave

Gnostics:

Greetings, Child Killer. I assume you have come here because of my son.

Don't feel bad -- no one lives forever!

I think I understand the conservative trend with seeing Trump as like a buff Adonis. his primary opposition is just like "ahhh hes too strong. hes so powerful and im just a tiny worm!"

This good cop, bad cop shit is such a farce. You were in on it. The whole party was. The vote was coordinated so that the anger from the base is directed to those that are least vulnerable to a primary. You're all Chuck Schumer.

u know what. im starting to think the purpose of the democratic party is to translate any public movement or fury into inaction

If there's a barrel at the BOTTOM of the barrel, that's where you'll find him.

You sure didn't mess things up. No. Not at all. Didn't make things much worse. Not at all.

planes have to stay above 8000 feet in order to avoid langoliers

tag urself im Bloodgasm

Supreme Court Snapper Strikes Again will hopefully be a headline i live to see

I hope trump gets on TV like "we really gotta hand it to the honored justices, who are working so hard in the middle of a shutdown. they really made all this happen entirely by themselves. Inspiring.

in 5-4 decision supreme court finds you're actually a bitch and you should die

just learned about The Beam That Makes You Gay And Shinto

might rank every sport in descending order of Evil

Lol

as great as it is for people to shit on dick cheney, I also enjoy his death being immediately overshadowed and forgotten

That's a touching story, but if you don't have 1000 drakes, you won't get my vote.

I can't believe it. Pfft.

If you are in more than ten discord servers, you are going to Hell

>looking for a new cave of qud >ask the cave receptionist if their cave has snails or worms >she doesn't understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is worms and what is snails >she laughs and says "it's a good cave, sir" >enter the cave >it's snails

"Run you may. Judge you, I will not."

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

Imagine, you are buzzing after the last sip of your third Kim Crawford sauvignon blanc. You just met a lovely retiree whose daughter-in-law is going to phone you about the condo in Hallandale. You walk up to my tent, I smile at you. I have Golgotha loaded up in Classic.

repeat after me: pixelated. fantasy. action. roguelike. *pistol whipping you* coming soon to early access

stumbled on these videos of a Korean office worker who just uploads his lunch every day, which the company has like a buffet style of shit.

saying "I'm not president" and having your fans break out into applause

i would just hit the ball so they couldnt catch it

'Spyro: Year of the Dragon' was released on the PlayStation 25 years ago today in the US.

🚨Israeli forces carried out fresh strikes in Gaza on Thursday, killing at least 29 Palestinians, according to Wafa. Gaza City’s municipality said “the reality on the ground has not changed,” hours before the ceasefire is set to take effect. ➥ A massacre was reported in the Sabra neighborhood...