doomsday scenario

god survivor is so good when there's people with fun personalities on it, i had almost forgotten

this is true. every week after i finish the new pitt episode i go to my nearest hospital waiting room and i just start swinging

dunk and egg greatest of all television. 100 seasons. all doubters will be executed

it took me several days to finish writing about the life and work of Frederick Wiseman, and i still could only scratch the surface. here are a couple thousand words about one of my favorite filmmakers, a titan and a genius and a man open.substack.com/pub/capybaro...

it took me several days to finish writing about the life and work of Frederick Wiseman, and i still could only scratch the surface. here are a couple thousand words about one of my favorite filmmakers, a titan and a genius and a man open.substack.com/pub/capybaro...

does @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social know about the page for The Block en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blo...

i hate the way gen z talks about the pitt, they have no media literacy! (watches this episode) but in all seriousness robby and abbot have touched on each other though

there's still people on this website who think the final scene of A.I. was Spielberg's idea

i know we were all effectively experiencing carbon dioxide poisoning during the first trump term but i think it's time to reevaluate the film mother! which is so much more entertaining than anyone at the time gave it credit for

when the mst3k has a transphobic joke but at least it's in the form of one of their iconic niche cultural references

"In lieu of flowers, the family and Zipporah Films kindly request that you support your local PBS affiliate or independent bookstore in Frederick Wiseman’s memory."

dont let Fred hear you using the o-word buddy

he was literally a wise man

Frederick Wiseman in 2015: www.avclub.com/frederick-wi...

Frederick Wiseman - rare case where a 96-year-old filmmaker’s death feels tragic because they had so much more left to do. Uninterrupted streak of curiosity, empathy, wisdom, and quiet anger, ended only by the reality of living in a human body.

completely devastating

DUNK AND EGG TEN THOUSAND YEAR SUPREMACY

my wife and i are more in love with each other than anyone has ever been with anyone else in history. NOT SORRY!!!

Yang Hansen on his idol Nikola Jokic: "I can't wait to kiss him" 🤣

resident evil 9 bringing back the police station, i better see mr. x walking around in there with a cane

review for little white lies going up later this week

i went into Iron Lung, a horror video game adaptation directed by a YouTuber, with rock-bottom expectations. i came out convinced i'd just seen the debut of a filmmaking savant. my review:

i went into Iron Lung, a horror video game adaptation directed by a YouTuber, with rock-bottom expectations. i came out convinced i'd just seen the debut of a filmmaking savant. my review:

the finger wagging re: substack is really tedious but i did laugh in this thread when someone asks for an explanation and someone else links a story from the ATLANTIC

new dunk and egg hitting us with the game of thrones theme for real after literally shitting on it in the premiere was god level television

"60s housewife suddenly realizes to her horror that her ad-man husband is gay when he bursts into highly accurate recreation of the opening scene of bye bye birdie" is but one of many reasons why matthew weiner goes on tv mount rushmore

i love the olympics sooooooo much

they're doing "how can i be expected to cook a meal" discourse again on the other site again

every year i refresh my top 25 films of all time, with the caveat of only including one per director. here's the 2025 edition:

didn't like the Chotiner with Dante Spinotti. i feel that he's writing for the screencaps now and it's cringe.

Iron Lung is actually quite good……echoes of quirky 2000s indie horror like Session 9 or In the Dark. Markiplier you really impressed me

wandered into a Melania screening yesterday and it was showing Trump getting sworn in and one of the guys watching the movie actually started applauding

i've always thought that high schools should have visual literacy courses alongside traditional english. we should be teaching kids how to "read" images, which they now encounter as much if not more than text

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reply with your favorite viewing order for The Prisoner

"mental illness or brain trauma can never ever ever ever ever make you do or say things that are wrong" is one of the strangest ideas that still has purchase on the internet

hard 👇

i can't believe how hard they're nailing this show

for @lwlies.com, my review of Return to Silent Hill, an adaptation of Silent Hill 2 that makes some bewildering decisions but still captures its spirit better than the recent Bloober Team remake lwlies.com/reviews/retu...

rewatching the insider. i think we missed the boat on the cinematic potential of the fax machine. the kind of covert cross-country note-passing they get up to early on is so compelling

logic of zionism 👇

most embarrassing nominations F1 in best picture Hamnet in score Elle Fanning (love you but bad performance) every Frankenstein technical nom

some of the most elegant and powerful filmmaking of the year (perhaps the best work of PTA's entire career) makes up the first 40 minutes of this movie and i have yet to hear a compelling dismissal of it. though good lord many have tried

i made applecakes for dunk and egg last night btw

my review of The Bone Temple is up! wish so badly i had liked it more, and following up my favorite film of last year was never going to be easy, but it let me down in almost every conceivable way: open.substack.com/pub/capybaro...