a short freewheeling (and free!) post about The Pitt fandom and what their deal is open.substack.com/pub/capybaro...

it's funny how if you look at any other part of the internet or real life it's clear that The Pitt is a monoculture phenomenon that appeals to everyone but if you come on this website absolutely no one gives a shit about it

Dr. Michael "Robby" Robinovitch is an interesting addition to this matrix as a kind of quantum-entangled un-father who loves the kids he will never have and resents his surrogate children for embodying their absence

that was the best episode of The Pitt ever i think

What's Up? is better than all of these except Gangsta's Paradise and Fantasy. the 90s charts were uniquely bad.

user was blocked for this post is the first great account that bluesky truly owns. hats off to the creators.

watching The Wire for the first time. it's so funny how much McNulty hates his kids. like he doesn't even make the token prestige tv protagonist "i'm doing this for my FAMILY" gestures.

battle of the aura edits the the SoFi Play-In Tournament rn

Idk man you posted "the gift of life is that it ends" under My post about hope and love. You tell Me

just one of the shocking revelations uncovered within:

after a half-decade of living in the city, there remained three AMC locations i had never been to before. this week, i spent a day exploring all of them. they are kooky, shitty, beautiful, horrible, rapturous, loveless places. i won't be back. open.substack.com/pub/capybaro...

to me the pitt is a love letter to new york city – a town it lovingly accepts, warts and all. in a sense, new york is almost the show's main character

TONIGHT! I'll be introducing a screening of the iconic, hysterical, deeply romantic Bride of Chucky at John Wilson's Low Cinema in Queens. tickets here!!! lowcinema.com/movie/bride-...

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i remember seeing Mistress America in a theater with like 20 or 30 people and thinking how crazy it was to be in a room full of people who knew what On Cinema was. there are HUNDREDS of people here right now and it is so surreal

the march rodent roundup is up! featuring free thoughts on HBO's Neighbors and paid thoughts on Pokopia and wrestling + a surprise new section! open.substack.com/pub/capybaro...

Miss when Nancy Grace would tweet shit like "We have to get answers #BabyInTheDrywall"

Mason and Dixon changed my life

how the universe responds when you take up arms against Aubry Bracgoat

last line of this scene near the end of mason and dixon had me tearing up......dixon is so goated

classic editor note fragment. "can you offer a historical comparison?" you're supposed to take these out in a "streamlining" pass before it goes out

i get that it was fun to say stuff like this in like 2018 but it's just so unserious now

this week on Rodent Reflections: my thoughts on today's reveal of Adam Silver's gibberish proposals to fix tanking, and my secret 100% effective plan to end it once and for all open.substack.com/pub/capybaro...

An underrated Miyazaki classic #LGM

HOMEPRUN

mets on my tv, all's right with the world

the amber glow of that morning mud in the chemex......nothing like it

unstated in this thread that the failure of kirk sainthood was in large part because the right immediately went to civil war over whether he got killed by transgenderism or israel or his evil bitch wife. total failure to coalesce around a message. haven't heard one peep about the shooter in months

my review of Project Hail Mary, out today. featuring thoughts on the Andy Weir hard sci-fi style and the strangeness of seeing disconnected 2010s sci-fi cinema become a reference point open.substack.com/pub/capybaro...

only on bluesky

recycling roger sterling bits from 15 years ago #boring

tickets are going fast, especially for Central Park!

if they're opening tomorrow then why is this still a render

ok i've been liking this season so far but we are sending Jeff Probst to prison for wasting precious minutes of Survivor FIFTY on a Zac Brown Spearfishing Montage

the worst song of all time is rude by magic

i think i've turned on the first 45 minutes of OBAA on hbo max like no less than 5 times in calendar year 2026

just used our new temperature control gooseneck electric kettle for my morning brew. what an upgrade

Mason and Dixon is so good

OBAA isn't about leftist revolution much like Boogie Nights isn't about porn and The Master isn't about scientology and There Will Be Blood isn't about oil. these are milieus in which to tell a story about human beings.

being a Gregghead has finally paid off in ways i never could have imagined. this night is for us.

Welcome to Movie Heaven

the other dootledots appear to have fled the scene

where is baxter.....is he safe.........is he alright

i'll be honest: i don't think gregg has thought the rules of this game show through

How it feels liking OBAA and Sinners

MANUEL HAS RETURNED TO AMERICA