When your boss hires his own son but needs to make up a position for him first.

As a Cardinals fan I really wanna dunk on the Mets but we’re one of the few teams they’ve beaten this year, so…..

Have they also been using AI doctors?

Glup Shitto as a character is bisexual-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.

The best looking model of Corvette they made. ‘80-‘82 C3.

Browsing Blue Sky. @jonbois.bsky.social

Sexy Beast

Nice.

Immaculate. What a beautiful color.

Hot dogs are clearly tacos.

Okay who is in charge of booking music for the Final Four? SHOW YOURSELF

What the HELL, UCONN

Sheesh, I know I’m not drawing any tears from most people with this observation, but I wonder how few tickets the Cardinals sold tonight. Not too many fans tonite. It’s a shame that it’s 1) So expensive now to go to Busch and 2) the ownership has lost the trust of the fans. Young team is fun tho.

If @oldtakesexposed.bsky.social still does the Most Overused Joke of the Day…just search for Paul Skenes, bro. Same goes for you, @bryancurtis.bsky.social

This reminds me I had a US History teacher in High School named Kittler.

Preach.

I have a weed joke but I forgot it.

Warriors games without Steph games need to start getting flexed.

Papa John’s sent me an email with a coupon for Pi Day yesterday, yet I get nothing from Litte Caesars today. Interesting……

John Bol with a free throw form that would make even Joakim Noah blush.

There’s a guy on Cincinnati named Jizzle James? Jizzle. James. That’s why I love these end-of-season tournaments, I learn so much!!!

I’m sorry Andrew Wiggins but SGA gets to be called Maple Jordan.

Oh yeah

Definitely already had enough of this NBA on NBC Lenny Kravitz song.

Broken Blogger Brain

Bots gone wild.

Thomas Bryant is playing in Air Jordan 10s and I think that’s about as early as you can go in the Jordan retro line if you want to ball without tearing up your modern feet.

Good morning.

This Knicks/Cavs game has been atrocious but I’m sure it’s better than what’s on all the other channels right now.

Why are the Cleveland Cavaliers wearing Tampa Bay Bucs creamsicle jerseys???

General Hospital is trending. This is such a weird app…

Jordan Clarkson, NBA vet of many teams. Well…sort of. They split the district. I went to Judson, he went to the school that was formed when Judson ISD split, called Wagner.

Top trending team after the Super Bowl is… The Jets lmao

Screaming Trees!

Wow Patriots got a first down! (On a penalty)

lol

Bad Bunny broke X.

Most definitely.

Seattle gets Smells like Teen Spirit. The Patriots get Aerosmith. Seahawks winning early.

The Thin Blue Monday

The drone cam used on the skiing is cool as hell. #Olympics

lmao

Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit

It’s such a garbage night in the NBA that I’m thinking about watching professional athletes play flag football on ESPN…

Started this Nuggets Pistons game late. Pistons are dunking all over Denver and Valanciunas just put Beef Stew in a headlock and threw him down. And Beef Stew just walked away!!! Amazing.

Believe it or not Kings vs the Wizards is a fun time. 2 point game with 2 minutes left on League Pass.

This is who runs this account.

I see ya SLU!!!