CALGORITHM BYKE

I know we’ve established that Everything is the ACC Coastal Now, but it really does make things more exciting

He was extremely restrained while describing complete nonsense behavior

Oh my god Washington you can’t do that

Cam Coleman has to leave Auburn. He’s too good for them! Disgusting player

Still mathematically alive to win the conference!

Dante Moore what a SEED

Just a reminder that a field goal here means Oregon’s margin of victory will be that botched punt snap that became a safety

We can’t in good conscience let that team win the ACC

THE ELECTRICITY FACTORY THAT IS THE IOWA PASSING GAME

Iowa losing it over a field goal to cut the lead down to 5, Kirk Ferentz is 500 feet tall

Pretty stellar execution on the fake punt by A&M, at a good point in the game to run it but a risky spot on the field to do so

If the Heisman isn’t gonna go to Haynes King, does…does Marcel Reed have a shot at winning it

I’d just like to alert everyone that Potential ACC Champion Duke is trailing to UConn rn

Now even the elements have betrayed Kirk Ferentz

Jim Knowles, Todd Grantham with Better PR?

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CHARLIE EFFING BECKER

Danis Denis-Sutton

Nic Singleton is still a good running back

There’s compelling family drama, the mother of all spaceship dogfights and murderous teddy bears. What more do you want

Oh boy

You bet your ass @mikegolicjr.bsky.social is involved

Someone is going to end Behren Morton in the playoff if he doesn’t get a little healthier. Just a statue right now

Commercial-punt-commercial. Fox sucks, man

BYU’s linebackers are almost a stereotype. All wearing neck rolls, no necks

THIS IS HOW LEGENDS ARE MADE. THIS IS THE SHIT THEY WROTE TALL (and wide) TALES ABOUT. WE ARE WITNESSES TO HISTORY

Tulane looks ready to blow this

Adam Silver is a war criminal

Won’t buy it until @mikegolicjr.bsky.social devours it in a car and looks like he’s just had the best sex of his life

Someone at NBC who really wanted to watch more episodes of Heidi:

They were never gonna do it, but Brett Veach could have traded a ton of picks for an extra 10 years of dominance

Navy will be no picnic, but I think we can lock in South Florida for the first weekend in December

Today I was reminded that, in one episode of Quantum Leap, Sam would be in the middle of a trial for rape, and then the next, he would become a chimp

lol what. It’s been the title sponsor of their programming within the last week

It’s kinda wild that the reason Pedro Pascal was a great choice for Fantastic Four isn’t because he’s a big movie star giving a big movie-star performance, it’s because this version of Reed Richards is constantly on the verge of a panic attack, so it’s almost like Pedro’s not acting!

1) This is only about half of one comment, there are two total, both this long, that make one “statement” 2) without any context, what do you think this is about

The kids were always going to be alright because we all watched SpongeBob

Watching MAC football and being sold generic Viagra during the commercial breaks

Working on Woke 3, which will be Kam Chancellor and Vontaze Burfict in the Oklahoma drill

We’re all getting up for Miami-Ohio, right

AKA the Jacquizz Rodgers Moon

Baby of the Year was not a comedy sketch, it was a documentary

Nice to see the Jets just acknowledge that they’re the Jets and others should not suffer for it

This freshman for Arizona basketball Koa Peat is a delight

Um sorry why are we slandering one of the greats, I am of course talking about Piggy

Nothing guarantees an AFC Championship game win more

Me watching my bullshit team:

Spags. McDuffie