This is the morally correct take. He’s also looks like a Batman villain

Threw on Fox and Friends this morning to balance out my good mood and I get to see Mark Levin deliver possibly the single most Israel bootlicking monologue I’ve ever heard, as well being incredibly islamophobic. He wants the Palestinian and by his account, all Muslims. This guy sucks so hard.

Emeka Egbuka is making me feel some type of way. Good God

I’m a fan of this framing from Cam Ward, please do better for him that man’s career will be gone if this continues much more

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Look at that huge jump in Trump's wealth in 2025. Americans can't afford groceries or health care. But the Trump presidency is working out great for Donald Trump. www.forbes.com/sites/danale...

TRUMPRX?????? Are you kidding me right now? What are the chances he buys counterfeit/poorly made stuff from other countries and resells it for a profit?

It is so enraging to me that Israel is staging state of the art medical support for themselves IN GAZA while Palestinian children are having their limbs amputated with no anesthesia in the shattered remains of Gaza's health care system.

This is what happens when you elect a Speaker who doesn't give a fuck about working people.

Some juice on that Tez Johnson return! So glad no flag

My Fox scorebug hasn’t showed up in the last 3-4 minutes for this Bucs-Eagles ass whooping we’re receiving

no better proof that we really and truly are operating in a post-shame society than "interim Arkansas head football coach bobby petrino"

What in the world is Carson Wentz cooking???

DK Metcalf continues to be the most astounding combination of speed and size I’ve seen since seeing Randy Moss/TO highlight growing up

“Starting October 1st, 2025, we will be imposing a 100% Tariff on any branded or patented Pharmaceutical Product, unless a Company IS BUILDING their Pharmaceutical Manufacturing Plant in America.”

A 12-foot statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein frolicking and holding hands appeared on the National Mall in Washington, DC on Tuesday, September 23. A plaque under the statue states that it has been erected “In Honor of Friendship Month."

It is representative of a *profound* failure of a country that this group of people are up there talking about medicine and science at all

RFK Jr sounds so bad under pressure like today. Truly insane to hear the HHS Secretary sound like he’s speaking to us from the grave.

Seeing how incompetent this administration is on public health makes me want to dip my toes as a science communicator, the depth of evil from these people is unreal. Just clowns masquerading as public health professionals.

OLIVER: “In Russia, when Putin rose to power, TV satirists were among his first targets… Putin was driven to madness by how he was mocked on a puppet show… the lesson is it’s not safe to let one show slide because there are currently others.”

I know for a fact you can’t just say things like medical recommendations without peer reviewed evidence backed studies. GTFO

Trump could spit in his face(and has!) and he’d still sit there and tell you about his Republican colleagues and his obsession with bipartisanship. What a clown. Resign.

moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot. one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.

The Bucs D is getting cooked so far and I’m getting the feeling the Bucs are gonna continue giving me weekly heart attacks.

Every reporter tripping over their own dicks right now to pin the blame for Kirk's shooting on trans people by fully making a bunch of shit up is a demon. Hideous, shameless, evil behavior and an embarrassment to the profession.

We must stand resolutely against political assassination and political violence of all kinds, and just as resolutely against everyone who exploits acts of violence as the pretext or excuse for political repression of political opponents.

This represents how a politician should talk about this stuff.

It’s not simply important to denounce political violence because it looks bad not to. It’s the right thing to do on the merits. Even more specifically to this moment it’s important because the forces of fascism are inherently better at political violence than the forces of civic democracy.

HRs from Bader and Kemp holy cow! Bader has been phenomenal since the Phillies picked him up. Love his personality too, always smiling always upbeat

Happy Caturday!

The president of the United States just declared war, actual military war, not a metaphorical one, on a major American city, and one governed by his political opponents. In any other period, this would be impeachment-worthy.

cmon now fellas

That’s my fucking Quarterback

What an awful first quarter for Nola and the Phils defense in that first inning

Great halftime adjustment by Bill Belichick the special teams wizard

lol. lmao.

Can’t say it’s upsetting to see UNC suck after a single impressive drive.

This is rad as hell

This is rad as hell

Helluva TD by South Carolina there

SNL could only dream of delivering this sort of punchline.

God, how can you write this headline without bursting into flames

Good lord, the Phillies are getting SMOKED right now

These people are willing to sell their souls and your children to the void while proclaiming to be Godly people. Evil. No other way to put it.

They're never beating the pedo allegations. It's really not hard to avoid being an absolutely despicable person taking advantage of a minor but they consistently fail to meet this incredibly low bar.

I made a promise to the women of Illinois — as governor, I will ensure your medical decisions will be your own. Now, we continue fulfilling that promise. Public colleges will now provide contraception and medication abortion at on-campus pharmacies and student health centers.

Gavin Newsom is a demon. Truly. Just a vile excuse for a human being,

Depression fr, I hope he bounces back well