Patrick Swayze. Liam Neeson. Bill Paxton. Adam Baldwin. 47% audience score? We have to vote this down.

"You know what they say… those that have… they never know what they don’t have" @darthamin.bsky.social

New Cinephobe! 💤👮‍♂️Death Warrant👮‍♂️💤 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social investigate murder and mayhem in a prison where podcasting comes in handy. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

Drive Angry has an all-time wig. Amazing

"You think bitch wives know they're bitch wives?" @darthamin.bsky.social

"It's almost only something you do, out of misogyny" @talkhoops.bsky.social

New Cinephobe! 💰📜The Order - Part 2📜💰 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social prevent World War III. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

“She got let out of the house, for this one.” @cornpuzzle.bsky.social

New Cinephobe! 💰📜The Order📜💰 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are playboy criminal podcasters looking for their missing dad in Jerusalem. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

"I hate all the orphans in the whole world!" @talkhoops.bsky.social

"I have an eye for diddling." @darthamin.bsky.social

New Cinephobe! 🤿🪖Navy SEALs🪖🤿 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are an elite special podcasting unit with expertise in sea-air-land operations. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

“Clear the runways, we’ve got plot landing strip!” @cornpuzzle.bsky.social

New Cinephobe! 💸🌕The Honeymooners🌕💸 Cue the music sting, cuz @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social have another brilliant idea to get rich quick and take you to the moon. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

New Cinephobe! 💼👴The Odd Couple II👴💼 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are reunited after 30 years to drive each other completely insane, except everyone is older this time. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

New Cinephobe! 🎂🪙Getting Even With Dad🪙🎂 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I have to take care of their estranged son the same week they execute the biggest heist of their careers. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

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🏆Cinephobe Hall Of Fame - Class of 2020🏆 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I dive in to the first full calendar year of Cinephobe, from Episode 21: 6 Underground to Episode 64: Troll 2. More nominees leads to more contention in the case for immortality. youtu.be/ElsA2YOMAXU

New Cinephobe! 😱👄My Boss' Daughter👄😱 @cornpuzzle.bsky.social @talkhoops.bsky.social run into @darthamin.bsky.social's fraudulence, yet again. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

New Cinephobe! 🏭🍗Tommy Boy🍗🏭 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I have to step up and save the family business. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

"I'll reach around, not up." @talkhoops.bsky.social

"That's one for the silverbacks." @talkhoops.bsky.social

New Cinephobe! 🎬🌟Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star🌟🎬 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I miss the days of $30,000 autobiography advances, E! True Hollywood Stories and ElimiDate. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

"Her titties got caught in the garage and killed her" @darthamin.bsky.social

"We googled Hunter Dunbar!" @darthamin.bsky.social

"C'mon guys he's a real guy, I felt his hog!" @darthamin.bsky.social

New Cinephobe! 📈🧪Senseless🧪📈 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are signing up for an experimental drug trial, side effects be damned. How much do we get paid? 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

What's worse, eating while podcasting or smoking hookah while podcasting?

New Cinephobe! 💰🏀Crossover - Part 2🏀💰 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I finally make it out of the D to Los Angeles, the land of orange trees, Mercedes giveaways and Cal ULA. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

"I can't put 'Kor Skeete, God's cruel joke' in the award." @cornpuzzle.bsky.social

New Cinephobe! 💰🏀Crossover - Part 1🏀💰 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social tip off a new century of movies with an epic streetball classic that's NOTHING like the pros. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

The perfect "touchdown!" picture for my Super Bowl group chat

New Cinephobe! 🍕🏈Playdate🏈🍕 Why would @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social be forced to have a playdate at Buckee Cheese? Why would your step dad? 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

"I think I've got issues because I just googled verbatim 'MGM lion but it's the yarn lion from Samurai Cop'." @cornpuzzle.bsky.social

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