New Cinephobe! 👑⚔️The Three Musketeers⚔️👑 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I gingerly touch their tips to defend the King of France from the nefarious Cardinal Richelieu. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu LATP 📺 bit.ly/3PqhQLQ Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

"Hot dog carts and coolers full of whippets!" @cornpuzzle.bsky.social

Who did it better? Sun Mingming?

"Ron Jeremy is entering the Coolio zone." @cornpuzzle.bsky.social

This crash-test dummy is ass off

"Trust me, 'Nick Vallelonga Month' is coming." @cornpuzzle.bsky.social

"Is this enticing to you?" @darthamin.bsky.social

New Cinephobe! 🏒🦆The Mighty Ducks🦆🏒 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social quack their way to a Pee Wee championship thanks to a widdle drunk driving, gerrymandering and money laundering.

"It's hell on the nipples" @darthamin.bsky.social

"He's built like Kirby" @talkhoops.bsky.social

"My notes don't give a shit. What am I supposed to do - find out?" @darthamin.bsky.social

Today at 1:00 pm PT / 4:00 pm ET LIVE Cinephobe Mailbag on YouTube @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social answer your burning questions as we rapidly approach episode 300.

Might be my new favorite

"That fuck's a banger!" @darthamin.bsky.social

New Cinephobe! 🏎️🎌The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift🎌🏎️ @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are headed to Japan to live with their deadbeat dad and get introduced to the underground Drift Racing scene by Lil Bow Wow.

New Cinephobe! 💣🚘Retribution🚘💣 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I can't get out of their seats, or a pressure triggered bomb will explode. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Look At This Photograph 📺 bit.ly/3PqhQLQ Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

New Cinephobe! 🚍🏔️Ice Road: Vengeance🏔️🚍 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I are Kathmandu drifting down an icy 40% grade during a quest to scatter Gurty's ashes on Mount Everest. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Watch LATP 📺 bit.ly/3PqhQLQ Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

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"Mark Sanchez does a lot of games. He's kind of made it!" @cornpuzzle.bsky.social

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New Cinephobe! 🌽🎙️Pootie Tang🎙️🌽 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social sit down with titan of journalism Bob Costas to discuss Cinephobe's impact on the culture. So wa-da-tah my damies, sine your pitty on the runny kine.

"Suckin a man for a soggy dream" @iankarmel.bsky.social

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New Cinephobe! 🚁📚True Memoirs of an International Assassin📚🚁 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social publish their TRUE podcast in the NON-FICTION category and it changes their lives forever.

"Hi Sweet-tooth Annie." @talkhoops.bsky.social

Is Kevin James the new Ed??? @cornpuzzle.bsky.social @talkhoops.bsky.social

"I might like Kevin James...” @talkhoops.bsky.social

CT5 racist Amin episode

New Cinephobe! 🐎👀WAR👀🐎 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I are riding their motorcycles from the Triad district to the Yakuza district in order to recover some valuable thowwbwed statues.

"To her credit...and I'm giving her the credit here because she's hot..." @talkhoops.bsky.social

"We're not going to make it to the end of this movie, man..." @cornpuzzle.bsky.social

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New Cinephobe! 🖱️🖥️The Internship🖥️🖱️ @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are googling google for a job that will allow them to leave their days of selling watches, mattresses and rascal scooters behind them for good.

"@talkhoops.bsky.social invented pulling out in 1357." @cornpuzzle.bsky.social

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New Cinephobe! 🌐🖥️War of the Worlds🖥️🌐 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are teaming up without leaving their computers to stop alien robots from penetrating and draining the most precious resource on earth: DATA.

"Oh no, what am I going to do without the giant popos?" @cornpuzzle.bsky.social

New Cinephobe! 🗡️🕵️‍♂️The Shadow🕵️‍♂️🗡️ @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I are picking loose meats with their purple coke nails to feed their chow, before having a rival opium farmer executed... And that's just the cold open!

Now TUESDAY 8/26 at 3:30 pm PT / 6:30 pm ET

New Look At This Photograph! 💻🌎War of the Worlds🌎💻 In a special early drop that messes up the timeline in an attempt to capture the zeitgeist, @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I are here to save the world without leaving their chairs.

New Cinephobe! 🍆💀The Phantom💀🍆 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I are ready to Slam Evil with The Ghost Who Walks, a jungle folk hero from Bengalla Island. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Look At This Photograph 📺 bit.ly/3PqhQLQ Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

“There’s no fucking way Free Willy can run.” @talkhoops.bsky.social

New Cinephobe! 🦖🏝️Jurassic Park III🏝️🦖 No force on earth or heaven could get @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I on that island... except an uncashed check that is certain to bounce. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu LATP 📺 bit.ly/3PqhQLQ Ad-Free 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

It's always sunny in Cinephobe

Can't wait for JP3 to drop. If my guy doesn't get Louis Pinnock, I'll be stunned

It's a can of magic!

"We should have Porn Parody month." @darthamin.bsky.social