New Cinephobe! 🎂🪙Getting Even With Dad🪙🎂 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I have to take care of their estranged son the same week they execute the biggest heist of their careers. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

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🏆Cinephobe Hall Of Fame - Class of 2020🏆 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I dive in to the first full calendar year of Cinephobe, from Episode 21: 6 Underground to Episode 64: Troll 2. More nominees leads to more contention in the case for immortality. youtu.be/ElsA2YOMAXU

New Cinephobe! 😱👄My Boss' Daughter👄😱 @cornpuzzle.bsky.social @talkhoops.bsky.social run into @darthamin.bsky.social's fraudulence, yet again. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

New Cinephobe! 🏭🍗Tommy Boy🍗🏭 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I have to step up and save the family business. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

"I'll reach around, not up." @talkhoops.bsky.social

"That's one for the silverbacks." @talkhoops.bsky.social

New Cinephobe! 🎬🌟Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star🌟🎬 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I miss the days of $30,000 autobiography advances, E! True Hollywood Stories and ElimiDate. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

"Her titties got caught in the garage and killed her" @darthamin.bsky.social

"We googled Hunter Dunbar!" @darthamin.bsky.social

"C'mon guys he's a real guy, I felt his hog!" @darthamin.bsky.social

New Cinephobe! 📈🧪Senseless🧪📈 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are signing up for an experimental drug trial, side effects be damned. How much do we get paid? 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

What's worse, eating while podcasting or smoking hookah while podcasting?

New Cinephobe! 💰🏀Crossover - Part 2🏀💰 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I finally make it out of the D to Los Angeles, the land of orange trees, Mercedes giveaways and Cal ULA. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

"I can't put 'Kor Skeete, God's cruel joke' in the award." @cornpuzzle.bsky.social

New Cinephobe! 💰🏀Crossover - Part 1🏀💰 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social tip off a new century of movies with an epic streetball classic that's NOTHING like the pros. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

The perfect "touchdown!" picture for my Super Bowl group chat

New Cinephobe! 🍕🏈Playdate🏈🍕 Why would @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social be forced to have a playdate at Buckee Cheese? Why would your step dad? 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

"I think I've got issues because I just googled verbatim 'MGM lion but it's the yarn lion from Samurai Cop'." @cornpuzzle.bsky.social

For anyone who's interested in quitting Spotify (highly recommend), here's an easy guide on how to accomplish that www.bloodinthemachine.com/p/a-complete...

"I don't want to see him lick his eggs for three minutes!" @talkhoops.bsky.social

New Cinephobe! 🥓😴Trippin😴🥓 It's time for @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social to stop daydreaming and apply to college in May of their Senior Year! 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

Is it unhealthy to consume dog semen? Watch Van Wilder to find out!

New Cinephobe! 🎓✍️Van Wilder✍️🎓 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are the kings of Coolidge College, having spent seven years perfecting their party liaison personas. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

Phobe or phile?

“Is it tough to whistle with that kid’s finger in your mouth?” @talkhoops.bsky.social

New Cinephobe! ☠️🎓Dead Man On Campus🎓☠️ @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I are moving into their dorm for freshman year at Daleman College. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

"Just just like I I can I can't like or not like you can't not or like or not like a fuckin haircut." @darthamin.bsky.social

The next episode visits Paddy's Pub!

"Manbingo?" @cornpuzzle.bsky.social

Sitting down for a holiday meal

"Prove me wrong." @darthamin.bsky.social

New Cinephobe! 👑⚔️The Three Musketeers⚔️👑 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I gingerly touch their tips to defend the King of France from the nefarious Cardinal Richelieu. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu LATP 📺 bit.ly/3PqhQLQ Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

"Hot dog carts and coolers full of whippets!" @cornpuzzle.bsky.social

Who did it better? Sun Mingming?

"Ron Jeremy is entering the Coolio zone." @cornpuzzle.bsky.social

This crash-test dummy is ass off

"Trust me, 'Nick Vallelonga Month' is coming." @cornpuzzle.bsky.social