New Cinephobe! 🏎️🎌The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift🎌🏎️ @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are headed to Japan to live with their deadbeat dad and get introduced to the underground Drift Racing scene by Lil Bow Wow.

New Cinephobe! 💣🚘Retribution🚘💣 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I can't get out of their seats, or a pressure triggered bomb will explode. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Look At This Photograph 📺 bit.ly/3PqhQLQ Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

New Cinephobe! 🚍🏔️Ice Road: Vengeance🏔️🚍 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I are Kathmandu drifting down an icy 40% grade during a quest to scatter Gurty's ashes on Mount Everest. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Watch LATP 📺 bit.ly/3PqhQLQ Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

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"Mark Sanchez does a lot of games. He's kind of made it!" @cornpuzzle.bsky.social

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New Cinephobe! 🌽🎙️Pootie Tang🎙️🌽 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social sit down with titan of journalism Bob Costas to discuss Cinephobe's impact on the culture. So wa-da-tah my damies, sine your pitty on the runny kine.

"Suckin a man for a soggy dream" @iankarmel.bsky.social

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New Cinephobe! 🚁📚True Memoirs of an International Assassin📚🚁 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social publish their TRUE podcast in the NON-FICTION category and it changes their lives forever.

"Hi Sweet-tooth Annie." @talkhoops.bsky.social

Is Kevin James the new Ed??? @cornpuzzle.bsky.social @talkhoops.bsky.social

"I might like Kevin James...” @talkhoops.bsky.social

CT5 racist Amin episode

New Cinephobe! 🐎👀WAR👀🐎 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I are riding their motorcycles from the Triad district to the Yakuza district in order to recover some valuable thowwbwed statues.

"To her credit...and I'm giving her the credit here because she's hot..." @talkhoops.bsky.social

"We're not going to make it to the end of this movie, man..." @cornpuzzle.bsky.social

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New Cinephobe! 🖱️🖥️The Internship🖥️🖱️ @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are googling google for a job that will allow them to leave their days of selling watches, mattresses and rascal scooters behind them for good.

"@talkhoops.bsky.social invented pulling out in 1357." @cornpuzzle.bsky.social

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New Cinephobe! 🌐🖥️War of the Worlds🖥️🌐 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are teaming up without leaving their computers to stop alien robots from penetrating and draining the most precious resource on earth: DATA.

"Oh no, what am I going to do without the giant popos?" @cornpuzzle.bsky.social

New Cinephobe! 🗡️🕵️‍♂️The Shadow🕵️‍♂️🗡️ @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I are picking loose meats with their purple coke nails to feed their chow, before having a rival opium farmer executed... And that's just the cold open!

Now TUESDAY 8/26 at 3:30 pm PT / 6:30 pm ET

New Look At This Photograph! 💻🌎War of the Worlds🌎💻 In a special early drop that messes up the timeline in an attempt to capture the zeitgeist, @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I are here to save the world without leaving their chairs.

New Cinephobe! 🍆💀The Phantom💀🍆 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I are ready to Slam Evil with The Ghost Who Walks, a jungle folk hero from Bengalla Island. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Look At This Photograph 📺 bit.ly/3PqhQLQ Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

“There’s no fucking way Free Willy can run.” @talkhoops.bsky.social

New Cinephobe! 🦖🏝️Jurassic Park III🏝️🦖 No force on earth or heaven could get @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I on that island... except an uncashed check that is certain to bounce. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu LATP 📺 bit.ly/3PqhQLQ Ad-Free 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

It's always sunny in Cinephobe

Can't wait for JP3 to drop. If my guy doesn't get Louis Pinnock, I'll be stunned

It's a can of magic!

"We should have Porn Parody month." @darthamin.bsky.social

DISCLOSURE Rewatchington MONDAY 8/11 at 4:00 pm PT / 7:00 pm ET @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & I are getting a patriarchal urge and want Chau Min to get down here so they can exercise their dominance. 🛎️ Patreon Exclusive Event 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB 🛎️

New Cinephobe! 📻🤖Terminator Salvation🤖📻 In the war against the machines, some believe @talkhoops.bsky.social, @darthamin.bsky.social and I hold the key to salvation, while others believe they are false prophets. Smash that like and subscribe so we can keep podcasting truth.

Anyone else audibly LOL when the opening credits show "Music by Danny Elfman" when dude is being strapped to the chair to be executed?

MONEY TALKS Rewatchington MONDAY 7/28 at 4:00 pm PT / 7:00 pm ET @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & I are a couple of G dogs on the fly tip, flossin with the posse, cuttin in the crib! 🛎️ Patreon Exclusive Event 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB 🛎️

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New Cinephobe! @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & I present: 💿🧛‍♂️Dracula 2000🧛‍♂️💿 In the year 2000, a very sexy Dracula will return to feast upon the blood of Generation X, wear a floor length duster, discover Mardi Gras and listen to CDs at the Virgin Megastore without buying anything.

Is there anything more satisfying than the pod doing a San Diego Super Charger and, yet, you know exactly what Amin said?

"Just gushin" @darthamin.bsky.social

The Ice Road episode is a classic

"Goldenrod is a fantastic, Native American woman. Thank you very much." @talkhoops.bsky.social

"Zach is Gurty!" @darthamin.bsky.social

"Stick a kazoo in your mouth!" @cornpuzzle.bsky.social

New Cinephobe! 🛎️🦧Dunston Checks In🦧🛎️ @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & I are going bananas as a highly skilled orangutan thief is on the loose in the Majestic Hotel. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 🍏 spoti.fi/3KfKLhu Look At This Photograph 📺 bit.ly/3PqhQLQ Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

"Soul Man wasn't a good movie, but I enjoyed watching it" @darthamin.bsky.social

Amy, don't inhale!

CONGO Rewatchington TUESDAY 7/1 at 3:00 pm PT / 6:00 pm ET @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are good gorillas drinking green drop drinks and smoking cigarillos with the fellas 🛎️Patreon Exclusive Event🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB 🛎️