@hollyanderson.bsky.social so I've been nice to my wife by not sharing *everything* we laugh about in the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social world, but I felt like she would understand the "xxx.HORSE" thing... Out of the blue yesterday? She looks at me and says... "HenryCavill-Horse-Pics.HRS"

Pretty "on the nose" choice for land surveying today, but it turns out that I just got hired by the @miamidolphins to replace a scout (haircut joke)

@jeremytache.bsky.social with the "are these real things we're saying?" today was a great shot in limited minutes. Real gym rat, this guy ✌🏼

Fairly low chance anyone ever gets this @lebatardshow.bsky.social Easter Egg but it's out here on the back of a TBM #surveying #surveylife #waybackmachine

@darthamin.bsky.social @cornpuzzle.bsky.social @talkhoops.bsky.social I miss the days of Trump being a footnote in American society. Also, Chris Tucker is fully #assoff

Yesterday, @darthamin.bsky.social was fully ass off with the "oh, really?" as Chris explained the lack of hockey ball bounce. Lock it in

@espn.com hey y'all, the page to link Spectrum and ESPN on set-top boxes is broken currently. It works great elsewhere, but is kicking me to a customer service page every time I try to link my parents' login. Any suggestions?

Definitely the only one on the beach listening to M.O.P. @edsbs.bsky.social Feels weird being the up early guy on a golf trip.

@cornpuzzle.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social @talkhoops.bsky.social I'm on a golf trip and my host asked me to throw on something and all I could think was... ..."what kind of deal?"

I have a penchant for reading internally in the imagined (or in this case, actual) voice of the author or character involved in dialogue. I heard @darthamin.bsky.social's voice as soon as I read "film noir?" followed by Mayes' "film noir!"

Waking up to seeing that #IUFootball and Coach Cignetti let Mendoza run for enough yards to cash his over (while up by a hundred points) and realizing that your round of golf at Tot Hill tomorrow is gratis?

Never seen gambling lines jump so fast in my life #CFBPlayoff

@edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social L O Fucking L

#ARCRaiders folks: are we doxxing shitty players that camp elevators?

It appears that Indiana football is just a user-controlled team on Heisman difficulty

@edsbs.bsky.social I'm doing an existing conditions survey in Chapel Hill hearing podcasts fawn over Chambliss' arm angles, I just thought about Steve Taneyhill and his ridiculously vertical release. That's it, throwback college football memories taking place of actual work

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social I'm working on Bird Notice stuff right this minute. Kinda want to just use AI but I'm still paying for the @adobe.com subscription at work...

Been up for an hour or so because I had to set my roster for #FabtasyEPL and it turns out that I now coincidentally have almost the exact midfield I saw suggested on @theathletic.com Maybe that's a good thing? I don't have the stones to captain anyone but Haaland...show me your squads, y'all! #EPL

Surprised that 9 didn't kick that ball through the end zone in the midst of a #Shiddy

@pablo.show I've been reading this Halberstam book called "The Powers That Be" and I'll just say, I appreciate your choice of employment. I once had a similar motivation that got nuked when I left college early, but I've come to the realization that I would prefer not to sit idle and watch this 🔥🔥🔥

@jeremytache.bsky.social psst...in case you find yourself in Carrboro, NC at the PTA thrift shop...

@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social etc Y'all, I just got this group text from my "sportsball" homie in charge of field crews at my firm in Chapel Hill and I'm wheezing at the roll of duckets Homeslice unleashed at the @harristeeter.bsky.social #ChapelBill

Had a bunch of grand plans for the weekend, including a bunch of driving and shopping... ...until I saw the way and slapped that Smithfield in the oven while enjoying the #SECChampionship #BBQ #NC #Bama #Georgia #SEC #Football #hotones #millerlite #Scotts etc...its 🔥🔥🔥

#ZYN Spiced Cider 6mg pouches seem to be closer to 4mg, possibly a 4.20mg. definitely not as hot as the 6mg cinnamon (Zynammon) which are playing more like 7.10mg if I'm keeping it 💯) I'd put the Mojito and Citrus into the same boat when it comes to calculated vs. actual impact. #zynfluencer sorry

@espn.com doesn't deserve (or does, and needs to promote/give a raise to) Holly Rowe as a sideline reporter. Her question about young RBs in pass protection was worthy of a press conference, but she hit him with it a few minutes before kickoff on the live coach interview that is usually ***BUNS***

Double D came in and gave 'em the business with an MJ step back and Ty Lawson blow-by while Stevenson put the clamps on. U N C Go Heels Go www.tarheeltimes.com/did-unc-win....

@edsbs.bsky.social I would like to know: 1. Why is this still happening? 2. Who decided that "the first five seconds of a song that clearly has notes to get to" was the right call? 3. Is there not a single bit of tactical gear to sell me? Side note: ACC refs are probably to blame #GoACC #GoHeels

Saw 28° and almost punted on ⛳ this morning but threw on another layer of #columbia gear and got my happy ass out there. Had a 360° lip-out sit on the cup's edge for a few minutes before tapping it in for par, so no birds...dropped a decent little 88 with probably ten missed putts.

As I watch the Heels, I wonder... ...how a group of players born after I went to UNC could somehow play exactly the same as every other UNC team vs a weaker opponent in November. Pretty sure that all of this is pre-ordained and trying to understand it or predict it may be futile at best

@edsbs.bsky.social I just heard @hollyanderson.bsky.social on the Patreon say something about the Ohio from the MAC while staring at this vehicle ahead of me at Taco Bell I think this is a sign that I'm on the right path

@roywoodjr.bsky.social hearing you on my favorites this week is awesome, can't wait to pick up a copy of your book. Where should I buy it so that you make the most money?

these Stoop boys are cracking me up

Arch Manning looks like he's been through some shit

I'm happy to say that the Tech Yellow Jacket had plenty for the wobble. Apologies for potato quality but YJs are small

Seems like I may have called the wrong number this morning for the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and whoever owns that mailbox knows my secrets now

Ok, I remember which team now

Pretending to be a neutral at #GTvsDuke but I'm not really sure which team I'm neutral against?

Georgia Tech student section just caused an illegal substitution call, somehow?

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social I sent y'all a voicemail on my way into the stadium... ...Hell yes is all I can say here. I made a couple of great decisions today 😁😁😁 The more of this, the merrier. Neutral chaotic good reporting live from row B

While I wait for the Patreon version to drop and fuel my Sunday chores, I must remark that @hollyanderson.bsky.social + @edsbs.bsky.social should do voiceover work (auditory Xanax) and @celebrityhottub.bsky.social 's "can't contain my amusement/ pre-laughter voice" makes me grin like an idiot. ✌🏼🏈🔊

I'm alive and well, just haven't had much to post here in a while. Now, watch this drive.

@jessicasmetana.bsky.social hey Jess! I was the dude at Shutdown in ATL that thanked you for keeping Dan in check and had it not been weird to get you to do show on the spot, I'd have said "really, you're the only one keeping this show on the rails" My wife's name is Jesika so that's also fun. GGs

RJ Davis with the circus shot that unfortunately didn't count #goheels

On my way back to GA from the 919 and I've got the AC on + two seat heaters in my #Jetta. Still getting ridiculous mileage 😸😸 #volkswagen #vw

@jlarubin.bsky.social sup Jes?

I'm watching UNC/BC and Indiana/Ohio State and both visiting teams just made an absolute mess out of the last two minutes 😂

Upgraded to a type-2 safety helmet for work and had to make use of my #Cricut 👷🏼‍♂️🐏🐬 #phinsup #goheels #marlins @miamimarlins.bsky.social @miamidolphins.bsky.social

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @splitzoneduo.com @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social and company reminded me to make this investment and I'm thrilled there was a single ticket left. My wife's already going to Mars Volta/Deftones otherwise I'd need two 😎

This volume report makes me want to pick it up to replace my green pump and W-key the remaining players #fortnite #battleroyale #ps5 #daydreaming

This cat is heavy as hell