found a sour patch kid in the bottom of my purse and ate it …… reporting live from the gutter

every day something with this lady

girl what the fuck do u think

I’m so sad I’ll never get to experience quaaludes

my mom broke a nail

yall would not believe how frequently complete strangers in public ask me if I am a witch

i guess that cunt’s getting eaten

IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT BABY

It’s time to gather together 🫶 Im co-hosting Willow Pill’s COMMUNION at the Empty Bottle on December 20th! Featuring @missmaamshe.bsky.social @khloepark.bsky.social @zahradkatonic.bsky.social And Alex Grelle ! Tickets: tiny.cc/ft9v001

inside of you there are two horse girls

Horse girl QUEEN! tomorrow…… the time is upon us

HORSE GIRL QUEEN! ON SUNDAY

you guys…. The theme is horse girl

got to work and in a span of 5 minutes sparkling water exploded in my bag, bled straight through my tampon all over my outfit, and I went to put on my new lipstick I just bought and the entire thing fell out the tube and onto the bathroom floor 😍😍😍😍😍 how much do you think I’ll make tonight

I went 10 days without skeeting and nobody was even worried….. good to know where we stand

Who can guess my theme for 11/16 QUEEN!??? 👀👀👀👀

I feel like nothing was scarier as a child than being called out of your bedroom by your full name. Like how did i fuck up already and I’m not even in the vicinity yet

everybody is getting their music on time this week

it would be so so sexy for you to book me in November 😍😍😍😍 [email protected]. I *will* give a show stopping performance each and every time! Facts are facts America

every time I have to start getting ready for work “close every door” from Joseph and the technicolor dream coat starts playing in my head. Specifically Donny Osmond’s version

yall I fell down the stairs soooo crazy at the gig last night

and you’re right to say so

this and ovulation

Last night this man asked me if it bothered me that he was sitting in the club spending no money and I said “as long as you don’t look at me when I’m on stage” and he got so offended he went and told my manager that I said he couldn’t look at me and my manager was like “yeah don’t look at her”

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You’re so crazy to just sing out loud at the top of your lungs on the cta. In a way that I love and respect though

what if I just looked like this

watching the substance saying “how it feels to be me” “how they treat me” every 30 seconds

how it feels to be a stripper in this economy

Boycotting my iron supplements. Fainting and being frail and weak is Victorian chic. Being constipated is uncouth, tacky

now why tf would they think a beautiful glamorous woman such as myself “might like” Some shit like this

Huge fan of people born on October 17th (Die Divinity, Rita Hayworth, my nephew Sebastian, my mom)

Almost every single mixed girl I know had an extensive pissy yellow blonde phase as a teenager and in that we are trauma bonded

who got n95’s 👀

I’m obsessed with Violet Ends by Boysmells

sometimes being bald in public is scary and very vulnerable. This must be how it feels to be on Naked and Afraid

I hate a gooey ass undercooked WET in the middle ass cookie. Like grow a spine

if u call an uber in northern Kentucky they will literally have you waiting for 15 minutes while someone drives in from OUT OF STATE to get you and drive you four minutes

At least 5 people have asked me if me and my gf are sisters today what is going AWNNN

I don’t think I can even get through this season of love is blind

I’m going to Mexico tmw ☺️

Bald reveal

stopped an income tax levy ✅ got out of jury duty ✅ cat’s tooth that was gonna cost me a ton of money to get pulled fell all the way out on its own…… sexy 31 year old flops are so up today

how men in the club look at me when I tell them we stop the stage rotation if they don’t tip

just buzzed my head….. nature is healing

mom n dad ate this one up

Those twins on Project Runway are way too comfortable calling Veejay a bitch.

my sister and I have a language all our own

Like this if u want me to draw u