Zahradka Tonic
@zahradkatonic.bsky.social
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don’t come in here I’m naked! burlesque and variety queen 💒 real showgirl 💒
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u know who ain’t never had a problem with me? A bad bitch
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the crazy thing about truly locking in is that the more locked in u become the more u feel the need to lock in still further
16 days ago
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sadly I’ve been laughing at this for 4 days :(
17 days ago
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like why would it be 52 degrees
17 days ago
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Sweating with a gothic novel in a hammock in old San Juan sacrificing myself lovingly to the mosquitoes 😌✨
29 days ago
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I know this may make me sound batshit crazy but I didn’t understand what “lucid dreaming” was for the longest time because my entire life, for as long as I can remember, ALL my dreams have been lucid lol
about 1 month ago
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The way my cat acts so personally offended when I sneeze like it’s not entirely her fault
about 1 month ago
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reminiscing on the days before I was a stripper when getting my nails and hair done and my teeth whitened was like…… something fun to do
about 1 month ago
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red 40
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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you have never met a bitch more anemic than me
about 1 month ago
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ns but why do white people talk SO loud on the train. Like I swear we dgaf
about 2 months ago
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few things more intimate than me inhaling a bag of hot fries on a completely empty train car after a dance class that kicked my ass
about 2 months ago
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just saw undertone, easily the worst movie I’ve spent money on in the last 5 years
about 2 months ago
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Customer came to see me last night and said “I had to come back to see if you were as hilarious as I remember or if I was just drunk” (I was as hilarious as he remembered)
about 2 months ago
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😇🫶🏽
about 2 months ago
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how I feel after
#BrunchWithFriends
about 2 months ago
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do u know how pissed I would be if I had to lip sync for my life and it was crazy frog
about 2 months ago
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a drag king named logan square
2 months ago
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D'Cameron "tailor hands" May
2 months ago
you only get the opportunity to disappoint me once.
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I know i think im the center of the universe but I swear to god you have never in your life met someone who sneezes as prolifically as me
2 months ago
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damn I didn’t know timothee Chalamet was stupid
2 months ago
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genuinely immobilized and incapacitated by my period 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
2 months ago
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I swear to god when I’m on my period I eat like the very hungry caterpillar
2 months ago
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just submitted to be on antiques roadshow. They may say no because I’m too sexy
2 months ago
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impossible to find a simple good matte lipstick nowadays. Bc of woke
2 months ago
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Cleaning my room so fiercely drinking so much water so much black coffee full moon in Leo af
2 months ago
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How it feels to chew cinnamon gum
2 months ago
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I’ve been costuming alllllll daaaaay
2 months ago
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they’ll never put an alt baddie on love is blind
3 months ago
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stoned af in west town and accidentally found myself at a mommy-and-me funeral rave fundraiser for a white couples dead dog
3 months ago
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Dr Phil affff
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3 months ago
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thinking about this one time this guy was being so sexist and deliberately trying to neg me at work so I interrupted him and slid him a piece of gum and said “you really need this” and stood up and walked away
3 months ago
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amazing how mentally healthy one feels after brunch with friends
3 months ago
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One day we’re gonna need to talk about how a lot of the queer civilian community’s purported allyship/support of sex workers is actually voyeurism and fetishization. Not today but some day. Unless I have one more coffee then maybe today
3 months ago
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wait my photo page is looking kinda fierce!!
3 months ago
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me when I betray my Slick lineage :///
3 months ago
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this is how sexy I am after 3 years of not drinking btw in case u need motivation 😌 Doctors hate her
3 months ago
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this is like receiving absolution from the pope btw
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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Stephanie, Sellout
3 months ago
Kinfolk was amazing - what a great drag show
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Old hos to the front
loading . . .
3 months ago
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It takes so much restraint for me to not comment on doechii’s posts like I know her
3 months ago
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have just accepted that I’m a flat hair diva. I’m not spinning on my head in a double stack. And my head big af? My neck already hurts
3 months ago
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who’s watching love is blind because I need to talk about Steven
3 months ago
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I’m lip syncing to Jill Scott tonight. Old hos up 10,000
3 months ago
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so are you coming to kinfolk tonight at hydrate or are you racist
3 months ago
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Will B. Shutt Up
3 months ago
Precum? Honey, this is Chicago... we call it Edgewater 🙄
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Having the best mullet day ever and i have to slap the middle part bussdown on top of it and go play Girl ™️ for the bag ….. about to cry
3 months ago
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if I get one more phone call I’m going to break
3 months ago
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Just punched a man in the head :)
3 months ago
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how it feels to wear a diva cup in public
3 months ago
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this is how I feel about the verse “the lord will restore to you the years the locust has eaten”…..Ominous af omg bitch I’m GETTING my lick back
3 months ago
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