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how I feel after #BrunchWithFriends

do u know how pissed I would be if I had to lip sync for my life and it was crazy frog

a drag king named logan square

you only get the opportunity to disappoint me once.

I know i think im the center of the universe but I swear to god you have never in your life met someone who sneezes as prolifically as me

damn I didn’t know timothee Chalamet was stupid

genuinely immobilized and incapacitated by my period 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

I swear to god when I’m on my period I eat like the very hungry caterpillar

just submitted to be on antiques roadshow. They may say no because I’m too sexy

impossible to find a simple good matte lipstick nowadays. Bc of woke

Cleaning my room so fiercely drinking so much water so much black coffee full moon in Leo af

How it feels to chew cinnamon gum

I’ve been costuming alllllll daaaaay

they’ll never put an alt baddie on love is blind

stoned af in west town and accidentally found myself at a mommy-and-me funeral rave fundraiser for a white couples dead dog

Dr Phil affff

thinking about this one time this guy was being so sexist and deliberately trying to neg me at work so I interrupted him and slid him a piece of gum and said “you really need this” and stood up and walked away

amazing how mentally healthy one feels after brunch with friends

One day we’re gonna need to talk about how a lot of the queer civilian community’s purported allyship/support of sex workers is actually voyeurism and fetishization. Not today but some day. Unless I have one more coffee then maybe today

wait my photo page is looking kinda fierce!!

me when I betray my Slick lineage :///

this is how sexy I am after 3 years of not drinking btw in case u need motivation 😌 Doctors hate her

this is like receiving absolution from the pope btw

Kinfolk was amazing - what a great drag show

Old hos to the front

It takes so much restraint for me to not comment on doechii’s posts like I know her

have just accepted that I’m a flat hair diva. I’m not spinning on my head in a double stack. And my head big af? My neck already hurts

who’s watching love is blind because I need to talk about Steven

I’m lip syncing to Jill Scott tonight. Old hos up 10,000

so are you coming to kinfolk tonight at hydrate or are you racist

Precum? Honey, this is Chicago... we call it Edgewater 🙄

Having the best mullet day ever and i have to slap the middle part bussdown on top of it and go play Girl ™️ for the bag ….. about to cry

if I get one more phone call I’m going to break

Just punched a man in the head :)

how it feels to wear a diva cup in public

this is how I feel about the verse “the lord will restore to you the years the locust has eaten”…..Ominous af omg bitch I’m GETTING my lick back

I’m sorry but why would I be humble

next week makes THREE YEARS since I quit drinking !!

I started the year with a horrible virus then IMMEDIATELY got my period and it was awful and now I’m sick again and about to get my period AGAIN….. one must imagine Sisyphus happy

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“lawyers for the creative arts” will be hosting a ICE ACTIONS IN ART VENUES: TRAIN-THE-TRAINER session. if you want to learn how to teach people about 🧊 law, intervention & follow-up. i did one in the fall- learned a lot but will be attending this one to brush up law-arts.org/event/ice-ac...

i will really pick every single red and blue sour patch kid out the bag and hand you all the pinesol flavored ones like nothing happened

Everyone stop being musty NOW

the way I have my second cold of the year …… what if I just never leave the house again

Zahradka Tonic looks marvellous in new photos.

20 years since John Mayer released continuum……………should I jump

The world if everybody stood shortest to tallest at hydrate