Surely the stomach ache I’m experiencing is meant for someone else. Why would I (a sweetie) be going through this?

So deep in the State Fair’s table setting competitions. Lowkey want to host one at my house. 3 themes to choose from, everyone gets 3 votes for their favorites. Doesn’t this sound so fun or am I truly 400 years old?

Need the Haus of Potato to host Tailz. Veggie Tales 🥔

Am I socially awkward or are y’all? Or are we?? Sometime I’m at the club and every conversation feels like I flopped… but maybe it was actually YOU flopping and pulling me down with you!! Should we smoke???

let’s wake this one tf up! whatever you would spend on 2 drinks at the club tonight, send to Tacky instead challenge. do that challenge!

Black folks drop your Venmo/cashapp and white ppl pick someone to send money to! Happy Juneteenth!

Abhi received a special recognition from the Mayor and Alderwoman Manaa-Hoppenworth for Pride Month for her work of bringing more Queer culture to Uptown. Everyone say congrats Abhi!!!

Waveland Bowl, you will always be famous. 📸: Vanity

WATCH NOW! Chicago Drag Presents: Excellence Reloaded! youtu.be/fclM633PIBw?...

she doesn’t have Venmo but if that’s all you have you can Venmo me with “tacky” in the caption and I’ll send it all to her on cashapp 💕💕💕 Venmo: @ derryqueen

Can I talk about Hacks yet? Or will y’all rip my eyelashes out or whatever

Sucks that Demi Moore is in one of the coolest movies ever because she is a big ai loving LOSERRRRRRRRRRR

PLEASE SHARE/REPOST! Can’t make it to Trauma Club but want to support our Cause of the Month? Read the guidelines below to see how you can help unionized workers AND get a cunty little prize from our raffle! Prizes include a @vandalarose.bsky.social costume commission, archival mags, and more!

Chicago does Annie Cast: Annie: Ari Gato Orphans: Former haus Coulee sisters Miss Hannigan: Derry Queen Rooster: Every drag king in one big trench coat Grace: Miley Swallow Daddy Warbucks: Jim Flint

My neighbors cat is so fucking cool. I wish she could smoke with me :/

If you find a fanfiction written by a teenager whose first language isn’t English. That is going to be the best story you’ve ever read in your life.

ohhhh go ahead & gag on it. june 7th, 6pm-midnight color club theeee perfect pride kickoff, see u there 😋 link.dice.fm/od2ee1961d8a...

The way I started this list high af the other night

Yall are so lucky I didn’t skeet all my thoughts and love for Lord of the Rings a month ago

Big fuck you to Hambooger Mary’s. Food is trash and the vibes are rotten. The Sugercookie Twins are weird old losers.

Imagine looking like this and your dumbass parents name you Bathtub..

Gird your loins, she’s coming! www.etix.com/ticket/e/105...

Sometimes my girlfriend says things and I’m like… you are so fucking gay bro. GIRL KISSER GIRL KISSER 🫵🏻

ALEXANDREA!!!!!! You did it baby 😫🏆💖🎉👏🏻🥹

Updated Hannah Montana transition so I don’t look like a man in the beginning of it anymore🤣🤣

Anita tore so bad last night!!!

Shaped me

Drank a Celsius. I feel like I could steal the Declaration of Independence

Why are they kinda a cute couple?

Yall know what time it is🙈 Come celebrate the HANNAVERSARY with us at Fantasy Nightclub March 26th!

THE HANDMAIDEN BTW!!!!!🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️😅😍🥳🤩🫨😈❤️‍🔥😍😍😍😍😍

d0n@te & share if you can ♥︎

One bisexual made me mad today, so now I’m mad at all of y’all

Damn, just me?

Fuck you Rob I hate you so bad

6 Black Drag Kings on the Hydrate stage😍

you’re about to see me perform Welcome To The Jungle in this 500 times. Enjoy 💋

My runway last night was sooo fun to make! Paige and I thrifted 5 flannels, a pair of denim and just fuckin Frankensteined that shit. @buybadwigs (on IG) freaked the wig crazy style 😈

I usually forget to celebrate myself the way I do for others, so I’m taking a moment to say out loud how proud of myself I am for my roast last night. Thank you for all your kind words, love and laughter. Getting to try out and showcase new [to me] types of performance has been my highlight of PhD 💕

Girl, Jamie with the fuckin corndog in the club girl???

Scared for the roast tonight!! What if they talk about my fat ass, full time job and loving long term relationship!! 🥲

Played two characters last night that I understand completely. Those are my Gemini twins.

Tonight is about to be… crazy LMAOO

“I wanna do PHD cause the 20 minute challenge sounds so fun!” Now I’m bald, chaffing and anemic.

@derryqueenhaha.bsky.social I’m BEGGING you to get Laura Loves New York for Annoyance pride this year. I would do anything to meet her

@alexjenny.bsky.social and I were fighting for biggest fuckass costume last night. Why were we a table and chair?? If the Beauty and the Beast tour needs some ensemble members, we are READY!!!

& you know what? I DID have fun!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)