one thing ab me is im gonna have a tums

going to sex bump tn and passing out condoms since yall don’t know how to act

‘we can promise cheaper drinks’ oh i just bust out laughing, Never Have I Ever you’re bones

got my black market ozempic refilled and i got a new faja, summer is almost here

sometimes you just gotta sell used underwear to those weird men online in order to pay rent

seeing gay ppl that voted for trump actually makes me sick ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

the word ‘gunk’ sounds like a slur

me a minute into making out

i’m gonna hold your balls when i say this… …nice

my latest obsession is videos of people visiting mexico and leaving their hotel balcony doors open and getting robbed blind by gangs of spider monkeys

AH IM SO EXCITED TO GO TO CONTINENTAL TMO NIGHTTTTTT 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

More of us need to embrace drag as a hobby and not as a profession.

my uber driver smells like a rotten banana and i might actually just get out

i woke up with a dry pussy AND a dry purse

7:30 am and watching videos of ppl eating blue crabs

it would be soooo funny if this drove krisi noem to the brink of sanity and she like pulled all of her extensions out on live tv over this whole situation

started taping my ears don and i fear sativa was onto something

i’m so excited for this weekend bc WHAT DO YOU MEAN all of these drag legends are going to be in my city for continental !!!!!

just took my first ozempic shot in over a month, & i’m never going off of it for that long again lmao

the clown makeup stays ON

you go to afters with hot muscled up guys, i go to afters with the security from all the clubs in boystown. we’re not the same.

gonna do a number where i just walk around and breathalyze randoms at the bar

me and dani

“the boy is mine” might be like top 10 songs ever recorded

pulling up my ancestry dna at club to prove i’m latina

i have a vague memory of rubbing a bald man’s head at the club last night

unfortunately “it's all corrupt girl” will be entering the lexicon

what’s black and white and cunty all over? finale gown for your freshman 15 season 8 miss congeniality @tinymira.bsky.social

@athenaredofficial.bsky.social tried to kill me with a cut water tonight

using a blaccent and then not having any black friends is crazy work

just purchased an $80 video game specifically so i could dress up my in game cat in costumes

it makes me sick to my stomach that i spent essentially half of my life memorizing nicky lyrics and then she turned out to be maga

i want a 2016 themed show but only with performers who were 16-24 in 2016

i’m in love with the man who makes my falafel

pop base update so good i had to ride it

ruff n stuff is my favorite drag queen

every clique got a brick

i’m ab to get rid of my bed and just get a boneless couch bc that shit looks mad comfy

remember when i called myself chicago’s premier demi lovato impersonator and her management paid me way too much just to post ab her new tour

expectations are just pre meditated disappointments

midnight sun is gonna hit so hard when it’s consistently above 65 degrees

i’ve fallen asleep to old continental videos every night this week, something ab that evening dress music just lulls me to sleep everytime 😂

need someone to talk me out of buzzing my head bc i’m real close rn lmao

forgot to pick out my perfume on scentbird this month and it deadass just sent me the cologne my abusive ex used to wear 🙃🙃🙃

we needed a group pic of all the divas wearing the 90’s baby bang swoop wig by sensationnel at boots last night

i only go to el bar to see lila star working the door

me after begging my friends to take a pic of me

it’s corny asf when bitches want to only apologize when they’re fucked up at the club

damn i really looked so good last night

found these nail charms and why did they give spongebob and patrick big naturals