it’s nice to be back at work but also i hate waking up for work

i’m a good christian woman but sometimes i drink a little

none of yall are dani pax fans like im a dani pax fan… ns

i think 2018 dank capes are the reason why i am the way i am today

i love when chicago cosplays as silent hill

bitch’ll do anything for a fuckin’ retweet

i can’t believe i went from never wearing nails to now wearing nails that’re longer than my fingers

i need one more good crawfish boil back home before i excommunicate my family completely

remember when ****** told me that my ozempic “obviously” wasn’t working anymore and i almost signed up to go to fat camp

just made a peanut butter jelly sandwich for the first time in years and i’ve literally eaten four in the past hour

🪩 Discoing down for my 28th birthday 🪩 Made it out of the 27 Club so let’s party to that 🎉 💇‍♀️: @torychiffon.bsky.social 👠: Akira 👗 and 🎨: Me 📸: @izqueerdo.bsky.social

happy bday to my absolute best friend, @itsdanipax.bsky.social you’re just such a wonderful and amazing person, and i don’t know what i would do without you in my life. you’re so talented and smart and kind and patient and i’m so blessed to have you in my life and on my side

having a bad that can only be fixed by hot men sending me pics of their bush 💔

kylie minogue really is that girl

i desperately need a new photoshoot

i watched the live action cat in the hat on shrooms in 2020 and i’m just now feeling brave enough to talk about it

i wanna make somebody mad

i also very selfishly hate AI bc it pollutes our water and all of my favorite food comes from the ocean

i knew i hated AI when my mom started sending me videos of cats speaking and going “is this real??”

idk how i got sucked into the engagement ring side of reddit but white sapphires are really the shit

just got blocked my nikki blonsky on tiktok for asking her on a live if she’s allowed to fly after assaulting that woman in an airport

a tragic time in my life where i was just allergic to looking good LMAO

uber drivers who refuse to use AC during the summer are cruel and weird

i’ve been sober for three days and i kinda wanna just make it a week just to try something new

doing something for the first time today 💖 (i’m early to work)

very blessed that both of my actual last names are like… rlly pretty and cute

i colored my hair and then hacked away at it and i feel like 40% better ab life

just ended up on trailer park side of ig and they’ve done some serious improvements on the mobile homes since i lived in one lmao

first day back at my job after 8 months of being closed and i’m almost in tears bc of how much i missed it

Miss Gas Station (2026) Look by me Pics by @secretqueen.bsky.social

you shouldnt be putting yourself into serious debt for drag if it’s not a serious source of income for you ns

trade caught is ne’er trade wasted

ITS LITERALLY RAINING WHY ARE WE POPPING FIRE CRACKERS

just bought hair color from the beauty supply that was completely oxidized and the color didn’t take at all :)

Anything helps gofund.me/a15163cde

“i wanted to make a post about foreskin today, but i decided against it” guess who

idk i kinda looked so hot last night

there’s just something about a nail that’s longer than my entire finger that makes me feel so pussssss

i cannot overstate the value of just taking your time and walking at a slow pace. people make fun of southerners for living life so slowly but it’s literally the only thing keeping us from dying of a heatstroke.

unpopular opinion but the summer heat isn’t really that bad if you know how to deal with it

BUSH IS NOT ILLEGAL

remember sunday night when i was walking home and a random guy slapped the dog shit out of me

zombie themed drag show called apocalipstick

i love going thru gina’s rhinestone collection bc it’s literally every type and color of rhinestone you could imagine

not so fast

im over pride already

“i don’t fight anymore, i shoot” - @chaneltaylor.bsky.social

i swear to god @sativadiamond.bsky.social just sits at home and practices switch party games just so she can beat everyone else

please don’t let beyoncé find that modelland song because she’ll turn that scary ass beat into a single and we’ll never hear the end of it from tyra

i don’t get sexy drunk, i get jack sparrow drunk