a little shapewear never hurt nobody

start my new job on thursday 💗

i’m eating for two (me and my tapeworm)

putcha pussy lips on live & i’ll give ya a thousand dollars

IML is just continental for gays that have been peed on

chipotle honey chicken just turned my pussy inside out !

what happened last night, alcholocially, can never happen again

some girls are not brunch girls and that’s okay

If I win the Gag! Pageant I’ll shoot @itsmarshamello.bsky.social

she’s just itching for an excuse to put me down like ole yeller and honestly… go awf sister

timing the uber eats order perfectly with arriving at home from a long day 😍😍😍

just went to wisconsin for the first time so that’s fun

anya on your stage !!!!! anya just came to get paid !!!!!

it’s so wild to me when people take out their stress in the gym bc i just abuse my body and try to crack jokes

fired at noon and had a new job before 7pm… that’s just the kind of girl i am!

well fuck

how’re you food aggressive when you pre ate your food for the next six months

i thought zara larrson and ava max were the same person until like a week ago

it’s 2 am and i have to be awake in 6 hours but i’m craving deviled eggs so bad in thinking about going to jewel osco

bring back the word transvestite, it just feels correct

seeing this again immediately sent me into fight or flight mode

okay HOW did that lady sneak that child into roscoe’s

group of white women arguing on the lakefront trail, summer is back 😍☀️👙

don’t talk bad about my bestie bc i’ll post your mugshot and charges, bookie

i know i’m drunk bc why i just cry listening to Earth Song

i stg my lyft driver this morning has never been behind the wheel of a vehicle before

i love when drag queens think they own a song and nobody else is allowed to perform it bc it’s “their” song. like that’s just so camp.

i think flat earthers should k*** them*elves

so apparently british squirrels have been seen vaping and there is concern that swedish squirrels might also start doing this. anyway here’s pictures of squirrels vaping

love starting a new job bc wine and food tastings 🤤

pls stop overplucking your wig hairlines and making your boy hair show

nah you gotta take it one further. liberation isn't about making comfy spaces for the oppressed to still be oppressed, and it isn't about making you comfy in the context of witnessing oppression. it's "over my dead body" time.

i think clacky fans should be outlawed but only when i don’t like them

doing “this is me” dressed like a diet coke

“christian women carry pocket books, whores carry purses” -dena cass

i will listen to a hot person talk about literally anything

used to get home at 6 am and now i’m waking up for work at 6 am 😭😭😭

free hotdogs at splash til 4!!!!

isn’t it wild that my drag grandma was on drag race… me

“booked and busy” and it’s roscoe’s drag race and soaked at splash

it’s so interesting to see all the girls who got BBLs ten years ago and now they’re like all botched

going to bump tn dressed as barney

two drink tickets and i was walking around north halsted in a bra and panty

gonna take a sickening nap and then start painting for fresh faces tn 🤩

first day at my new job was cute 🥰🥰🥰 it’s gonna be weird serving and not bartending but i’m gonna be so happy not smelling like tequila every night 🥰🥰🥰

having a rancid day and my uber driver decided to stop for gas before picking me up but if i cancel i’ll get charged a $5 fee

we need to bring back big ole ball gowns. i wanna see hoop skirts and petticoats!!!!! drama!!!! flare!!!!!

fish starts in the face but ends in the hands

good morning