i think i deserve to be euthanized

sooo is chicago just not gonna plow the streets???

this snow already pissing me off

i’ve been dealing with kidney stones all day but then at work my fav regular asked to hangout and take me out so i guess that’s fun 🥰

the hottest guy you’ve ever seen is doing that stupid spongebob tiktok dance as we speak

i dont even have a funny caption i just wanted to share this with the group

My man saying I was doing too much with my hair last night… yeah girl if you had on a long human unit by Marsha Mello you’d whip that shit around too!!! 😤😤😤 LOL

Me at every giggggg wymmm

When the weird girl and the crossy collaborate to make their ex t girl friend feel her fantasy

The @itsmarshamello.bsky.social wig x the @spjork.hausofprophets.art bodysuit got me together soooo fiercely last night 💖💙

a cigarette can be so healing to a girl like me

marsha mello? MM? turn it upside down, WW, Wicked Witch

i’ve worked in restaurants for almost ten years and i still couldn’t spell the word restaurant correctly if you held a gun to my head

there’s not a single scenario where listening to “100% pure love” won’t make me feel better immediately

so jealous of everyone who gets to have off of work tmo 😭 instead i’ll be busting my ass for incredibly unappreciative rich ppl

the rotisserie chicken at subway is ghastly and should be banned by the USDA

i can’t stop thinking about @helvetikah.bsky.social doing “all the man i need” tonight, like she toreeeeeee that tore that

work has been busy asf from the jump today butttttt my line cook bf brought me down food and told me to have a good shift 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Andromeda Fiierce looks stunning in new photos.

Dani Pax looks stunning in new photos.

i’m craving koolaid pickles soooo bad rn i think i may be pregnant

need a man with a mustache and a big nose to swipe it thru my ass like a credit card. ASAP!!!

whenever my uber driver takes a slower route on purpose i actively and passionately want to end my life in their backseat

i haven’t seen @itsdanipax.bsky.social in like a week

i just cried a lottttt during Wicked. mostly from the whole entire plot but also a little bit because jonathan bailey looked so fucking ugly with that makeup.

i could literally watch How the Grinch Stole Christmas any day of the week

format min tix to see wicked after work tonight and i can’t wait to sob uncontrollably into a bucket of popcorn

went to get cracked and the uber drivers there and back were two of the hottest men i’ve ever seen in my life. and i’m just sitting here smelling like sin.

i love drinking wine and trolling on tiktok sooo bad

First few months of drag… she was something

this how you know i love to lie bc my ass hasn’t grown since i was in the womb

love seeing everyone’s first time in drag lowkey! like it’s so cute!

back when i thought i was gonna be a bearded diva lol. my first time trying drag makeup lnao.

pumpkin spice flavored narcan

walgreens didn’t have my setting spray so i’m just gonna use got2b and kms

i love being a cross dresser with nothing left to lose

i’m not allowed on social media when i drink on the west side bc i start calling people ugly and saying they look like dogs

got to the bar and made them out on ethel cain bc if i’m sad EVERYONE is

the new frankenstein movie kinda slapped idk!!! GDT never misses

i got so much shit done around my apartment today !!!!!

i spent way too much money on bougie body wash and it smells like a wet dog, i’m gonna go jump in the river

why aren’t we talking about the new movie where Nikolas Cage is Joseph and FKA Twigs is Mary and they raise Jesus

ab to drink my first thc drink i’ll keep yall updated on how blasted it gets me

can’t believe i got paid by demi lovato’s team to cross dress as her for halloween. like, that was kinda fierce!!!!

Bella Diamond looks sensational in new photos.

day 3/20 of my sobriety jail and i have the absolutely most feral craving for popcorn that i’ve ever experienced

christmas song just came up on at petco i will literally k*** m*****

capezio fishnets are the only shit i’m buying bc why did i fall and scrape my knee up so bad that i bled thru my tights but my fishnets didn’t even rip ??? that’s the best $20 i’ve ever spent

i woke up at 8 am this morning to “kiss from a rose” playing on my tv on loop

me and @itsdanipax.bsky.social if u think ab it