Mask on the face / boots on the ceiling / hands on my hips so you know how i’m feeling

Ok I don’t use pads in my drag and I’m terrible at telling who is padding and who is not so I have no idea who to ask about pads but one of my BFF team members is curious- if you’d be willing to answer some questions from a beginner, let me know!

white hummer stretch limo with license plate reading “GRLBSS” doing laps in the parking lot down the street from the waveland bowl

Car rides for queers! hire me to drive u around chicago :’)

Unprecedented storm happening during the day I’ve sourced two fragile structural wigs for my bff team… I’ve never been more serious about wig safety than I am tonight!

It’s after midnight which means it’s bff day!!!! Come through TONIGHT 9pm @ splash to see my girls tear!!!!

“the sugar hole” is what they called me in undergrad

Happy June is busting out all over to all who celebrate

Today on my calendar I have: a cat sitting, a baby shower I am throwing (but didn’t have a say in the date), two birthday parties, my childhood bestie in bf material, a housewarming, and a wedding. How many of those things do you think I’ll actually make it to?

In the car with Dani for 10 minutes now I bought a MUNA ticket

Hiiii looking for a sapphic/lezzie video editor for a Sapphic Saturday project!! We are trying to make a little music video with compiled lesbian thirst traps and maybe some Sapphic Saturday footage. Nothing too fancy, mostly compiling footage with maybe some cute effects here and there. Lmk!!!

Drags night out we go to the magic lounge

BOOBIES UP!!

Strapped has been my favorite show since it began, and I love working for it, but right now it’s really leveling the fuck up. It’s been a phenomenon that sells out its shows and its enormous parties for years, but I don’t know how to explain how serious it’s getting in there. You have to come

i love strapped i love chicago lesbians i love my friends i love drag i love you and if you saw me cry in the green room mind your business

Someone please remind me to bring my earbuds next strapped I always forget and I always pay for it

YOU GUYS IT’S HAPPENING

Lindy and I are about to meet irl in like 5 minutes!!!!!!

I was lucky enough to see this show last summer- don’t miss it!!!

Goddd hahahaha not to be annoying but the list of gay establishments in chi that won’t book kings is growing haha it’s awesome sorry to be annoying and mention it again hehe it sucks actually idk weeeeee!

LYNZO THE HEARTTHROB NEW SINGLE DROPPED ON STREAMING Y’ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “GOOD MORNING” OUT NOW.!!!! THIS IS THE SONG OF THE SUMMER IM TELLIN YALLLLLLL!!!!! 😍☀️🌊👙⛱️🏖️🏝️🐚

LINDYPALOOZA - 5.2.26. Saturday, May 2, we celebrate CDB turning two years old and cofounder @lindycoulee.bsky.social visiting the US at Splash! Hosted by cofounder @quotable-cat.bsky.social with beats by @lynzotheheartthrob.bsky.social with a star studded cast of Chicago icons!

i would like to announce that i am officially announcing something anywhere between now and soon

tbh if anyone wants to… 😇

When I look back on my life, it’s not that I don’t want to see things exactly as they happened, it’s just that I prefer to remember them in an artistic way. And truthfully the lie of it all is much more honest because I invented it. Clinical psychology tells us arguably that trauma is the ultimate k

Nobody fucking bother me Jenny Fox is about to spin everyone stfu

I am a Derry Queen stan before I am an american

Strapped was fun I giggled and I hugged my friends what more could I ask for

Rising signs up 10000000

Did anyone On Here just say hi to me 5 minutes ago and have me completely ignore them? I was zoned out rushing to get somewhere on time and zoned right back in as I was walking inside and realized I think I just ignored someone trying to talk to me lmao if that was you I’m sorry

Siichele has just informed me the pew has been sold

Anyone selling boots tix? I had a pretty low mobility week so I didn’t want to pay or take a list spot and wind up not using it but I randomly have energy today and the dance floor is calling!!!

Hey does anyone have any resources for victims of revenge porn/nonconsensual video recording in IL? (not for me dw I am safe). You can reply here or DM me (or text me)!

Some of y’all really be stuck focused on validation. Dress up , twirl & make your coins babe. Do drag for YOU! Do drag with a goal. Do drag to have FUN 🫶🏽

Walked into kingspa movie room IMMEDIATELY as the peach scene in call me by your name started?? Gay rights!

strapped hive r u fucking ready……..

I just think that dadaboi

CelticWomanMaxxing 🙂‍↕️

It’s so gorgeous out!!! Can’t wait to end the day at the California Clipper for Notes on Masculinity!!! Come have a thc mojito and watch @d-iconic.bsky.social with me!!!

Latina…flip it around….Italian….

Real loving Kitch hours who’s up

Can’t believe a real life princess attended dim sum & drag tonight and was benevolent enough to meet the performers after!

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

all of @quotable-cat.bsky.social's phd videos are here :)

Anyone at phd have a lighting cable? I have a portable charger but no cable. I’m in front by tiny

4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government

Hi friends! It’s me! Bubba Boom! Chicago’s fattest drag king with the biggest hugs in drag here to remind you of a few things: Facism relies on people upholding and enforcing thin, white beauty standards Fatphobia is rooted in racist, colonial, and capitalist beliefs FUCK ICE. FREE PALESTINE.