PSA: If you are a person of an average size or smaller, and you are in a waiting room, DO NOT SIT IN THE WIDE CHAIRS. Those are there for people like me whose asses cannot be contained. Go sit in the many chairs that can accommodate your body, and stay out of the ones that accommodate mine.

Please tell me that the children know about El DeBarge

Ok but like L. L. Peen is an incredible drag king name.

Forgot to post this chicken n dumpling 🌽

Bro I will never get over a place that is supposed to be fully accessible where there are so many chairs with arms. Like come the fuck on.

I’ve got about an inch and a half of clearance at the top of this one, which would be great if I wasn’t putting dumplings on top… SOUP 👏🏻 HUBRIS 👏🏻

This new tiny coffee pot is loud as hell. Gurl, what do you have to complain about, I’m literally asking you to do exactly what you’re supposed to be doing!

What soup should I make this week?

We’re at “daily affirmations on the back of cereal boxes” level of facism…

Bringin the sourdough starter to the show 🤣🤣🤣 (to give to a friend)

Hi friends! It’s me! Bubba Boom! Chicago’s fattest drag king with the biggest hugs in drag here to remind you of a few things: Facism relies on people upholding and enforcing thin, white beauty standards Fatphobia is rooted in racist, colonial, and capitalist beliefs FUCK ICE. FREE PALESTINE.

“I’m talking Vernor’s Zero Sugar niche!”

Currently awaiting all the Lady Gaga renditions of “Won’t you be my neighbor” at My Buddy’s

Brunhildough is bubbly and rarin ta go! What should I bake next? Pretzels? I could try blueberry bagels again? Keep trying for better bread? So many possibilities!

I am completely incapable of making a normal-sized soup…

I bought some avocados last week that are now finally ripe, so I made myself a cute breakfast: avocado toast (from bread I made) with jalapeño everything bagel seasoning and sriracha!

Jeff’s been clearing lots of snow, so I made them their favorite breakfast, but fancier! Cheddar Bay biscuit waffles, sausage country gravy with fresh herbs, and blue heritage eggs cooked in herb and garlic compound butter

My heart hurts.

I woke up remembering that I am STILL MAD about the potato salad in my gumbo… I don’t hold many grudges, but I think this one is justified!

And like I’m very curious if anyone I know had fried Cheerios as a kid…

Also I made some black bean soup

Okay so I haven’t had Honeynut Cheerios in a decade at least, but there is something very core and soothing about it. Honeynut Cheerios are fucking awesome!

Either you’re Space Channel Fiving with me or you’re Space Channel Fiving against me! CHU! CHU! CHU!

I just sent my step sister a video of my free bird act from the original @spjork.hausofprophets.art ‘s circus and it was WAY worse than I remember 💀💀💀 🤣🤣🤣

MOOORRRREEEE FOCACCIA! Sun-dried tomatoes, basil, and parmesan

A Bubba Boom-tastic Tractor

In today’s episode of Culinary Adventures with Bubba, Garlic Parmesan Sourdough Focaccia Charcuterie Tray:

Can I do Hot Ones with Dino Nuggets?

Who’s got two thumbs and some antibiotics? THIS GUY 😎👍🏻👍🏻 The bitch you know as “Sparkle” IS BACK

F1 is just a movie about tires…

Garlic Roastin’ Tiiiiiiiiiime

I am liiiiiving for GWAR’s Pink Pony Club 🤣🤣🤣 youtu.be/I5XR48KLE8I

I made some egg bagels. Most of them have buttholes.

“It’s ok to have the oven on and the door cracked, right? You’re not Sylvia Plathin’ us, right?”

Northwestern says Ope our bad maybe you have a scoche of strep after all… 🫩

I made goth bagels, and now I need a nap 🫩

I know I’m sick when I, a person who wakes at a whisper on the wind, can sleep till 2pm 😭😭😭

Oh! I remember this app! Maybe I’ll take a look at it more… Friends, let me know the reasons I should stick around on bsky?

There have always been trans people. There will always be trans people. You cannot erase us. Happy Trans Day of Visibility, friends

GM to my early morning insomnia buddies and to my early morning insomnia buddies ONLY.

2015: Still trying to figure my shit out…

Not booking drag kings in 2025 is very weird 🤷🏻‍♂️

Waking up at 6am to rhinestone is perfectly healthy and normal, right?

Not so friendly reminder that if you think you need to wear a fat suit in order to do a drag act (or anything else), no you don’t. Fat suits are fatphobic and harmful to fat people, especially those of us on the larger side of the spectrum of fatness. Thank you for coming to my fat person talk.

Who’s got two thumbs and the kind of insomnia that wakes you up at 4:30am?

Not buyin SHIT today or posting on meta apps!

All y'all got terrible trigger discipline...

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Hey Homosoupians! We’re now taking soupgestions for this week’s soup! I’m thinking something brothy and not too heavy. What are your favorites?

Happy Birthday @moxiesimone.bsky.social !!!! May your next trip around the sun be the best one yet! 🥳🥳🥳