i would love to be comfortable with myself. it is not so easy as flicking a switch, but, a bean,

if you're on public transportation smelling of cigarettes, the least you can do is give me a cigarette

gimme a beat boys and heal my soul i wanna get lost in your <doors closing, stand clear of the doors>

it is aMAZING. the things i will say. to get a cigarette

every single person of gender other than the assumed binary is an actual angel. unless of course your gender is like. evil, i guess

i HATE being in a situation

pissing, but in more of a casual, calm and collected manner

< shitty employee

no, babe, it's not serious. we just repost each others jokes. it's not cheating

can someone who is good at computer tell me how to revive old_lotion twitter posts without using the app at all

no it's not funny but yes i must post it; a memoir made up of a collection of posts

looking at a house being blown away on balloon strings and thinking to myself, "it's giving Up"

am i a smart girl? no. am i a clever one? also no

how long until they take away the sandwich emoji

i'm a proud friend of big sandwich. not Big Sandwich the corpo gang;

< sandwich fiend

getting this american girl doll rc sports car for my cats is less of a want and more of a need

stubbed toe, ama

"dye, my love" and its a film about a mother learning to let go of control via her daughters hair

im kinda like a lost puppy. a greyhound puppy, but still

if i had a big sloppy sandwich right now maybe i wouldnt feel so bad

quiero, how do you say, je ne sais quoi?

sorry, cant do my art homework. its a performance piece, an installation by mookie,

up too early, who gonna sing me softly, sweetly, back to sleep

i dont need to take an IQ test to inform my intelligence; i know im stupid

beer is better with or slightly before food

fish girlfriend

full beaver moon? i barely know her

CHONK FACT: he snoring

monochromenday

im not a professional. im a recreational blood drinker

wave three wokeness and intersectionality becomes second nature

anybody still play titanquest

can someone other than the me in my head explain why im so mean to myself

wow, if only my sugar daddy could homework help with these online shrooms on a cool shirt

chopping it up like onions

spruced up the gallery wall

i do not want thousands of followers. i need them

9:11 make a wish

good morning i am not only bi but polar

bread for breakfast

opening text window with boyfriend and audibly yelling "wake up!!!" at my phone

i got a fussy pussy

mamdani said trans rights and free palestine and he won by a landslide. wild how simple that was

today's emojtion is 🤪

"your resume is thin, im noticing a gap?" omg thank you.... skinny legend........

i have had two text conversations about someone else's ass before 9 am

it's time for me to run for mayor of chicago

the left has won, not because of zohran's policy promises but because he's such a cutie

this is now a zohran mamdani thirst account