when beautiful women come to this web app, and then are scared off, it's because of people like the reply person reading this. tighten up, get better

lawng dawg

dog that is long

how DARE you, co star

long dog

slowly changing who i am

yeah i'm seein her. yeah im she and her. wait no im she/they

did it hurt? when you fell. we all saw

but pagliacci, i'm doctor

dont forget to take those meds

i haven't had any good ideas for posts in a while, which means that either the meds are working or i'm very depressed

seeing a lot of stuff lately. might gouge out my eyes later, idk

hot dog

i'm going to pretend the influx of followers has more to do with my recent selfie and less to do with the recent starter pack i was on

i'm like. woah

big sandwich, save me. save me, big sandwich

save a horse ride a cow girl

they're turning the internet gay

looking at pictures of silkie chickens again

bluesky mods have never snatched me because i am a very good girl and also i deactivate too fast

fellas, is it gay to be a cat

and i said, hey

part of the reason i am small account is that ive gotten meaner over my reimaginings of myself

do NOT speak with me. not before my coffee, not after my coffee. just don't

its okay if you're not into me anymore btw. we can just be friends

took too many edible now i'm stretching my neck and looking around like velociraptor

i'm not getting down on myself for my failures. i'm getting down on myself for being mediocre at all. it's different

i came here to post and have fun and i'm all out of fun

often i find myself asking, did you really think i was being serious in my skeet? it's a skeet.

just heard a goose honking overhead. one must imagine it was about someone else falling out of v

what do people like anymore

i can recognize now that the weed got hands

what if all of this is just an elaborate ruse

pumpkin spice weed

pumpkin spice cigarette

i didn't need them to add the bookmark feature. i already have the dm window with my bf

why'd you gotta go and make things so constipated

haters will say i'm heinz beans

lukewarm take, i love cold water

inside you are two wolves. they both have hot takes. well, they both think they have hot takes. in reality, they're pretty lukewarm. like, yeah, in-n-out overrated. succession also. shut up

"you couldn't waterboard that take out of me" ah, but it is in you

didn't shower for an extended length of time, finally did today. thanks, medication compliance. i should try you more often.

gnawing on weed gummy for sustenance

it's 8 am, she must be smoking

charlie kirk won't see your post about his neck just doing that, but your friends will. they might even laugh. cause it's a good joke

unfortunately, to me, being handsome, playing guitar, writing poetry, and a scorpio? red flags

drinking diuretics just to give me the shits so i spend more time postulating for bluesky on the toilet. i don't even like coffee.

in a world where tiktok witches can be believed to have hexed the moon, shouldn't thoughts and prayers have weight?

the girl with one nipple piercing. singular

charlie kirk's toxicology report indicates his blood was piss at the time of death