official gogurt
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i would love to be comfortable with myself. it is not so easy as flicking a switch, but, a bean,
about 5 hours ago
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if you're on public transportation smelling of cigarettes, the least you can do is give me a cigarette
about 6 hours ago
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gimme a beat boys and heal my soul i wanna get lost in your <doors closing, stand clear of the doors>
about 6 hours ago
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it is aMAZING. the things i will say. to get a cigarette
about 6 hours ago
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every single person of gender other than the assumed binary is an actual angel. unless of course your gender is like. evil, i guess
about 6 hours ago
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i HATE being in a situation
about 13 hours ago
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pissing, but in more of a casual, calm and collected manner
about 13 hours ago
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< shitty employee
about 14 hours ago
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no, babe, it's not serious. we just repost each others jokes. it's not cheating
about 14 hours ago
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can someone who is good at computer tell me how to revive old_lotion twitter posts without using the app at all
about 14 hours ago
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no it's not funny but yes i must post it; a memoir made up of a collection of posts
about 14 hours ago
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looking at a house being blown away on balloon strings and thinking to myself, "it's giving Up"
about 14 hours ago
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am i a smart girl? no. am i a clever one? also no
about 14 hours ago
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how long until they take away the sandwich emoji
about 16 hours ago
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i'm a proud friend of big sandwich. not Big Sandwich the corpo gang;
about 16 hours ago
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< sandwich fiend
about 16 hours ago
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getting this american girl doll rc sports car for my cats is less of a want and more of a need
about 19 hours ago
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stubbed toe, ama
about 20 hours ago
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"dye, my love" and its a film about a mother learning to let go of control via her daughters hair
about 20 hours ago
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im kinda like a lost puppy. a greyhound puppy, but still
about 21 hours ago
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if i had a big sloppy sandwich right now maybe i wouldnt feel so bad
about 21 hours ago
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quiero, how do you say, je ne sais quoi?
about 21 hours ago
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sorry, cant do my art homework. its a performance piece, an installation by mookie,
about 22 hours ago
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up too early, who gonna sing me softly, sweetly, back to sleep
about 23 hours ago
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i dont need to take an IQ test to inform my intelligence; i know im stupid
about 23 hours ago
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beer is better with or slightly before food
1 day ago
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fish girlfriend
1 day ago
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full beaver moon? i barely know her
1 day ago
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CHONK FACT: he snoring
1 day ago
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monochromenday
1 day ago
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im not a professional. im a recreational blood drinker
1 day ago
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wave three wokeness and intersectionality becomes second nature
2 days ago
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anybody still play titanquest
2 days ago
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can someone other than the me in my head explain why im so mean to myself
2 days ago
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wow, if only my sugar daddy could homework help with these online shrooms on a cool shirt
2 days ago
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chopping it up like onions
2 days ago
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spruced up the gallery wall
2 days ago
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i do not want thousands of followers. i need them
2 days ago
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9:11 make a wish
2 days ago
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good morning i am not only bi but polar
2 days ago
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bread for breakfast
2 days ago
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opening text window with boyfriend and audibly yelling "wake up!!!" at my phone
2 days ago
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i got a fussy pussy
2 days ago
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Cult Papa
2 days ago
mamdani said trans rights and free palestine and he won by a landslide. wild how simple that was
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today's emojtion is ðĪŠ
2 days ago
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"your resume is thin, im noticing a gap?" omg thank you.... skinny legend........
2 days ago
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i have had two text conversations about someone else's ass before 9 am
2 days ago
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lumberjack wharfie
2 days ago
it's time for me to run for mayor of chicago
add a skeleton here at some point
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the left has won, not because of zohran's policy promises but because he's such a cutie
2 days ago
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this is now a zohran mamdani thirst account
2 days ago
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