feet should never look like they can type 60 wpm

florence pew: thread

😙👌 Worth the click through

Always happy to repost Rick Berman hate

reminder to any ambitious Dems waiting in the wings: announcing a primary challenge right now to a squishy Democrat who’s up in 2026, whether they voted tonight to shine Trump’s shoes or not, will almost instantaneously be awash in cash. fortune—and a primary challenge—favors the bold.

I will support primary challenges against any safe state Dems that support this deal. They are clearly I’ll-equipped for the moment we are in. They need to go.

When Bashir told Garak about the boy who cried wolf.

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

Somebody call Bill McGuire and get this done.

Sandwich case a wrap as hero found not guilty; jury determines government’s case a turkey, claims ICE testimony didn’t cut the mustard

great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

Cops Hate This One Simple Trick

AAAAAHHHHH! @joshgondelman.bsky.social is from Stoneham?!?! I was in Wakefield at the same time! What, no love for Billy's Roast Beef? 😉 I went back for the first time in like 20 years and was oddly gratified that the parking lot is still a janky gravel mess

Your gentle reminder that Rep. Melissa Hortman was assassinated on June 14 and hardly anyone bothered to talk about it .

It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.

"I wish I lived back in the day when life was simpler and more sane" Back in the day:

JUSTICE FOR CHOP

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

things are happening

People out here sucking Satan's cock and justifying it by saying their mouth is a decentralized network

Rolling into spooky season

Very enlightening thread! I never knew what the deal was with Egyptian Cotton and never really noticed when "King Cotton" stopped being a thing in the American South.

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i wish ppl were as demanding of elected officials as they are of minimum wage employees

best meme i ever made

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

3 months ago, today, Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered by a Trump supporter. They had kids, too.

hell yeah; shout out to @donavon.social

I guess I haven't fully given up on the DFL, yet. Sign this and let's see if the DFL is redeemable

Melissa Hortman was the person the media desperately wishes Charlie Kirk was. And I am Canadian, so this isn’t about political allegiance just observation.

Yesterday, Adam from South Dakota called my SiriusXM show to say Charlie Kirk was unalived b/c people on the left use words like racism or facism to describe folks like Charlie. That call did not end the way he thought it would. #TrollSlay: Words Hold Power youtu.be/BEcoVzaEOP4

I'm really having trouble processing the relative silence from Barack Obama about a colleague who he'd hosted at the White House, the Minnesota State House Speaker, being assassinated, but rushing to get out a weepy statement about Charlie fucking Kirk.

Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).

i'm genuinely going insane the Dem lawmakers who were gunned down in their home was not a "watershed moment of political violence" but this is what is even the point of using words any more? should we not instead just howl at the moon?

Governors better start putting flags at half mast for every school shooting unless they don’t want to be accused of grotesque bandwagon cowardice

I ignored the murder of Melissa Hortman. Here’s why I’ll be talking about the murder of Charlie Kirk all day today. by most liberal pundits

I thought people were exaggerating, but no, it really is the case that liberal politicians posting platitudes about the Nazi Youth youtuber never posted anything about Melissa Hortman

Thoughts on Trump ordering flags to half-mast for Charlie Kirk but wouldn't even call the Governor of Minnesota after Democratic elected officials were killed in by a Trump supporter. Democratic lives do not matter to Trump